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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

He sounds almost as dumb as his alleged dad. And this whole thing was about black children so it doesn’t even make sense to bring him up in the first place!

I think Ezekiel Kweku put it best with this whole situation:


https://twitter.com/theshrillest/status/1273706287230906368?s=21

https://twitter.com/theshrillest/status/1273708364006973443?s=21

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/glennkesslerwp/status/1273774312739295234?s=21

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



https://twitter.com/nicolejbutler/status/1271266669982150656?s=21

This guy seems to be having a full on fit with a lady who claims they stole her look for a doll (and sounds like she has receipts), but holy poo poo congrats on being a dude accusing a black lady of cashing in on BLM when you did the exact same thing yourself.

E:
https://twitter.com/isaaclarian/status/1266962885097304064?s=21

lol the hits keep coming.

EL BROMANCE has a new favorite as of 04:33 on Jun 19, 2020

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

StillFullyTerrible posted:

TLOU2 is really really not an SJW game by any metric is the baffling thing about these guys

it's basically an endless parade of sadness and misery, and that was just the dev cycle, let alone the plot :v:

They believe really weird things about the left and are incredibly lazy and incurious about it. There was recently a short-lived talking point that the reason why all the lefties were posting about Animal Crossing so much was that Tom Nook is saying all this woke stuff now, which... what? A cursory glimpse would reveal a bunch of jokes about him being a predatory capitalist, but no they think people like him for being woke.

When you think everything to the left of Pinochet is a hardcore communist, you insist that random celebrities are our thought leaders and that we're super owned if they do something dumb.

They think we like Rahm Emanuel. Imagine if we kept trying to own Trump supporters by telling them how dumb their favorite guy, Jeb Bush, looks.

Dr Christmas has a new favorite as of 07:07 on Jun 19, 2020

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
TLOU2 has a female protagonist right? That alone is enough for most of them to call it an SJW cuck simp game.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Skwirl posted:

TLOU2 has a female protagonist right? That alone is enough for most of them to call it an SJW cuck simp game.

Yeah, and she's a lesbian, too. And because the game isn't out yet (I think it releases in like, an hour) there's a LOT of white noise and no signal to compete against it.

There might be real bad poo poo in it, but we don't really know yet. There was a story leak people got mad about, but nothing yet to actually substantiate it.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Cleretic posted:

Yeah, and she's a lesbian, too. And because the game isn't out yet (I think it releases in like, an hour) there's a LOT of white noise and no signal to compete against it.

There might be real bad poo poo in it, but we don't really know yet. There was a story leak people got mad about, but nothing yet to actually substantiate it.

There's a transgender character in it. That's what they're super mad about.

Naturally they thought it was the super beefy woman from the trailers because they're horrible lovely people who can't fathom a ciswoman with muscles.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Dr Christmas posted:

They think we like Rahm Emanuel. Imagine if we kept tried to own Trump supporters by telling them how dumb their favorite guy, Jeb Bush, looks.

And don't forget noted leftist icon Bill Maher

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

Dr Christmas posted:

They believe really weird things about the left and are incredibly lazy and incurious about it. There was recently a short-lived talking point that the reason why all the lefties were posting about Animal Crossing so much was that Tom Nook is saying all this woke stuff now, which... what? A cursory glimpse would reveal a bunch of jokes about him being a predatory capitalist, but no they think people like him for being woke.

When you think everything to the left of Pinochet is a hardcore communist, you insist that random celebrities are our thought leaders and that we're super owned if they do something dumb.

They think we like Rahm Emanuel. Imagine if we kept tried to own Trump supporters by telling them how dumb their favorite guy, Jeb Bush, looks.

i mean the hosed up thing is that by selling you a house with a loan that accrues no interest and you can pay at whatever rate you want tom nook is legitimately far to the left of p much any capitalist lender

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gervasius posted:

cspam fash
ooh, thread content

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
https://twitter.com/VSPPIO/status/1273761008218255360?s=19

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Lol, I genuinely thought this was positive coverage of how the protestors were bringing the power until I noticed who it was from.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!





May as well!

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

TheMostFrench posted:



May as well!

Being a freedom fighter in the middle east is sexy af

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Me in 2010: Obama has been something of a disappointment but hopefully he'll shape up and start seriously changing America. :kiddo:

Me in 2020: Terrorism, good?? At the very least anti Terrorism very bad. Things to Consiter. :magemage:

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

StillFullyTerrible posted:

i mean the hosed up thing is that by selling you a house with a loan that accrues no interest and you can pay at whatever rate you want tom nook is legitimately far to the left of p much any capitalist lender

Animal Crossing takes place in a post-scarcity society and Tom Nook is merely a nerd LARPing as a capitalist

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



Dr Christmas posted:

They believe really weird things about the left and are incredibly lazy and incurious about it. There was recently a short-lived talking point that the reason why all the lefties were posting about Animal Crossing so much was that Tom Nook is saying all this woke stuff now, which... what? A cursory glimpse would reveal a bunch of jokes about him being a predatory capitalist, but no they think people like him for being woke.

When you think everything to the left of Pinochet is a hardcore communist, you insist that random celebrities are our thought leaders and that we're super owned if they do something dumb.

They think we like Rahm Emanuel. Imagine if we kept trying to own Trump supporters by telling them how dumb their favorite guy, Jeb Bush, looks.

It's especially weird because lots of them believe that there are no left-of-centre people, or democatic socialists etc - they think all lefties are hardcore tankie communists that want absolutely insane things. This leads them to things like "Biden is a hardcore communist and he's funding antifa" but absolutely nothing he has ever said would be agreed with or liked by a commie. I know I'm an idiot and it's bad to do this but it's so easy to shut down crazy people on twitter by saying "if you were running for president and were convinced that the antifa/far left vote was essential for you to win, wouldn't you also be calling to abolish cops? Wouldn't you say something more left than 'maybe cops can shoot you in the leg'"?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Inceltown posted:

Being a freedom fighter in the middle east is sexy af



Didn't know weezer was in the YPG.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

StillFullyTerrible posted:

i mean the hosed up thing is that by selling you a house with a loan that accrues no interest and you can pay at whatever rate you want tom nook is legitimately far to the left of p much any capitalist lender

he built you that house. pay him for his labor

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

goblin week posted:

he built you that house. pay him for his labor

Housing is a right not a privilege.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

goblin week posted:

he built you that house. pay him for his labor

property is theft, he stole wood from the people's forest, land from everyone else on the island, and probably labor from another (i don't see no power tools in his paws do you?) and demands a transfer to him and him alone based on this looting of the commons.

bells are a social construct made to continue class, racial, gendered, and all other systems of oppression. tom nook will either join the revolution and return the means of production or pay the price for his crimes. as I was recently CENSORED for saying, we must be bonobos, not chimps. suck and gently caress your way to communism.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Turns out bonobos aren't sex maniacs in their natural environment, it was alpha wolves all over again but with more loving.

They do however deal with stressful situations by scissoring each other.

Splicer has a new favorite as of 10:42 on Jun 19, 2020

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

T-man posted:

(i don't see no power tools in his paws do you?)

He's a tanuki. He don't need them.

https://imgur.com/NoOjjSd

Weird, and probably slightly NSFW.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
gaetz's son saga keeps getting weirder

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

:stare:

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Skwirl posted:

Housing is a right not a privilege.

It's a right for me because I'm not a penniless hippy who doesn't know how to sell turnips.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Ambitious Spider posted:

gaetz's son saga keeps getting weirder



lol do you have a link to this?

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Henchman of Santa posted:

lol do you have a link to this?


https://www.google.com/amp/s/people.com/politics/matt-gaetz-tells-story-boy-he-raised-as-a-son/%3famp=true

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

quote:

Recalling those early days with Nestor — including a scene he paints of the two playing catch not long after the boy arrived to the U.S. — Gaetz warns that he might start to choke up.

What a loving tool.

GlobglogGroAbgalab
Jul 25, 2016

It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

HiroProtagonist posted:

I'm not really sure how the gently caress it became racist to discuss class issues.

I'm sure you didn't really miss the point, but this screamed at me for clarification: racism is a tool to divide the working class, and acts as a smoke screen to prevent discussion of class issues.


The whole point is that we feel icky discussing class and shout each other down for being gross.


OTOH, a blanket statement about bilingualism and the poor is a little gross, so, whatever.


E:

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Here, have a palate... something (:nws: due to strong language)

https://twitter.com/FilkinsEd/status/1273701831307407361

Capain Drunk Ed posted:

The moral of the story is. She learned the hard way her husband was Bi and leaned more towards men. The very hard throbbing way.


Moral of the Story:
HUSBAND... is a BISEXUAL! with a 'KINK'

GlobglogGroAbgalab has a new favorite as of 15:01 on Jun 19, 2020

Wendell
May 11, 2003

hyperhazard posted:

What a loving tool.

Haha, he has no idea what fathers and sons do so just went with some 1950s cliche.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Wendell posted:

Haha, he has no idea what fathers and sons do so just went with some 1950s cliche.

SOMEONE GET OUT HERE AND TAKE A PICTURE OF US DOING THIS

dirksteadfast
Oct 10, 2010
I play catch with my son and he loves it. He is also 2 and can’t catch for poo poo, so I don’t really get choked up talking about it. I can’t imagine an “adopted” 12-year old would want to spend much time with his older sister’s douchey boyfriend.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I tried to play catch with my son but the CPS agent wouldn't throw him back. :(

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




(Andrea is not the idiot)

modedit: content warning: rape/physical abuse
https://i.imgur.com/mHmjsyb.png

Somebody has a new favorite as of 23:25 on Jun 21, 2020

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Maybe spoiler that?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/lewisformn/status/1274082386066706432?s=21

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Does he think city police are who deals with bears wandering into town?

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Skwirl posted:

Does he think city police are who deals with bears wandering into town?

They'll do until St. Paul puts together a Bear Patrol.

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SpaceViking
Sep 2, 2011

Who put the stars in the sky? Coyote will say he did it himself, and it is not a lie.

This is just the Gun Control sketch from Whitest Kids U Know.

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