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Air Skwirl posted:He got better "Died" is past tense. He literally referred to Jesus in the past tense in the same tweet in which he said no one ever does that (because he doesn't know what "past tense" means).
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Nebrilos posted:Ain’t nobody gonna vaccinate MY ship! let’s hear the guy out, i wasn’t convinced the iceberg vaccines were safe either
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Oh don't worry ma'am, the Titanic II is virtually unvaccinatable." Cut to three days later when it's the Typhoid Mary Celeste o' the seas.
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Tiggum posted:"Died" is past tense. He literally referred to Jesus in the past tense in the same tweet in which he said no one ever does that (because he doesn't know what "past tense" means). Where does it say that in the Tweet?
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credburn posted:Where does it say that in the Tweet?
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grittyreboot posted:https://twitter.com/RollingStone/status/1773049665895715085?t=on0fWPbuep7ID2AdJciAsw&s=19 I’ve been playing a lot of FF7 Rebirth lately, and all I can think of when I read this is 
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Fellas, is it gay not to sink your ship by running it into an iceberg?
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Air Skwirl posted:This is like "she came down the stairs breastly" writing.
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LazyMaybe posted:...high breasts? "Hey! My breasts are up here!"
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It would be very funny if it sunk, but the no vacs thing makes me think it'd be even funnier if it actually makes the trip but everyone on board dies from some disease like a recreation of the Demeter from Dracula. Again I don't usually root for everyone on a boat to die, but it's called "Titanic II," you are spitting in the face of god if you willingly board that ship.
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I think it's a "my breasts are not sagging like they do when you have babies" thing? (Please ignore that there is no correlation between the two.)
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Air Skwirl posted:It would be very funny if it sunk, but the no vacs thing makes me think it'd be even funnier if it actually makes the trip but everyone on board dies from some disease like a recreation of the Demeter from Dracula. The number of lifeboats will be historically accurate.
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Don't mind me, I'm building the world's wokest iceberg.
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Air Skwirl posted:It would be very funny if it sunk, but the no vacs thing makes me think it'd be even funnier if it actually makes the trip but everyone on board dies from some disease like a recreation of the Demeter from Dracula. Spitting in god's face sounds kinda rad ngl
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Dragonwagon posted:Spitting in god's face sounds kinda rad ngl It depends on why you are spitting on God's face. For the sake of petty-minded hubris... It's less cool.
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LazyMaybe posted:...high breasts? 
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Air Skwirl posted:This is like "she came down the stairs breastly" writing. Hey babe, how many eggs have you got left?
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Why, aren't my breast epaulettes enough to entice you?
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LazyMaybe posted:...high breasts? I am also off my tits constantly
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She's got/high apple pie in the skyyyyy breasts
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hotboxing my tits until they're so high they can't even walk
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"vaccine-free ship" makes it sound like he yearns from the halcyon days of being on a cruise ship anchored in quarantine in the harbor with 5000 people locked in the same petri dish all being burned to the ground by COVID  LOOK WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US
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Mx. posted:hotboxing my tits until they're so high they can't even walk Your tits are off your tits
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grittyreboot posted:https://twitter.com/RollingStone/status/1773049665895715085?t=on0fWPbuep7ID2AdJciAsw&s=19 But who's going to build the submarine to implode while looking at that sunken piece of poo poo?
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Mushika posted:But who's going to build the submarine to implode while looking at that sunken piece of poo poo? Sink the new ship just above the old ship and tell everyone to look out the windows. It's only the vaccines that make you implode! :galaxybrain:
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3D Megadoodoo posted:"Hey! My breasts are up here!" spring break wooooo
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With assortive mating and caesarian sections allowing larger head size,  https://twitter.com/esjesjesj/status/1773226355041202410
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Air Skwirl posted:God has the opportunity to do the loving funniest thing ever. It'd be full of vaccine deniers, they don't count as people. It would be a net positive for humanity in several ways.
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I never got anything from my parents but this big throbbing veiny talent for posting, well that and gobs of money I guess
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Hey boys… *high breessts* come up and see all of my eggs some time *fronk*
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College basketball teams are flying into Detroit for the third and fourth rounds of March Madness, but one state rep is keeping a close eye on them: https://x.com/matthewmaddock/status/1773143040724451761?s=61&t=N2RxjCcZEoNL3LJNhAQ0dg https://x.com/matthewmaddock/status/1773157120524894656?s=61&t=N2RxjCcZEoNL3LJNhAQ0dg Upon correction, he was just doing his due diligence: https://x.com/matthewmaddock/status/1773361329778135250?s=61&t=N2RxjCcZEoNL3LJNhAQ0dg
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Flesh Forge posted:With assortive mating and caesarian sections allowing larger head size, "Assortative mating" is just Elon-speak for eugenics right?
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Turning to the head shipwright and gesturing at the giant vessel: “Vaxxed?”
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Air Skwirl posted:This is like "she came down the stairs breastly" writing. We just ignoring "plausible deniability when it came to my purity" as a weird loving thing to write
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