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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
what does not kill you, makes you more likely to die of something else

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
My buddy got the jab and just 3 years later I shot him.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Push El Burrito posted:

My buddy got the jab and just 3 years later I shot him.

Makes you think.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Push El Burrito posted:

My buddy got the jab and just 3 years later I shot him.

:argh: FAUCI :argh:

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Died of vaccine, not with vaccine

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

The Shame Boy posted:

It's true I was there and heard the screeching of the boats breaks as it swerved!

Boats have breaks right?

I would have just punched a hole in the bridge for the boat to pass through, held the bridge up while it did and then rebuilt it. Shame those millenials aren't manly enough to do this anymore, with their soy burgers and their vaccines.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

The Shame Boy posted:

It's true I was there and heard the screeching of the boats breaks as it swerved!

Boats have breaks right?

Not usually, they normally try quite hard to avoid those, but this one does.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Who could have known that people who survived the COVID pandemic are at greater risk for cancer than those who died?

Just gave me an idea for how the zombie boom of video games could've been even worse.

Cancer zombies

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

So what like regular zombies with gofundmes?

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Behold! Idiot Prime:




e:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHQk1aTYMnw

Antigravitas has a new favorite as of 12:42 on Mar 29, 2024

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
I’m not sure the timeline works for someone to have gotten married and had multiple children since the NFT apes got “popular”

EDIT: The ape poo poo started in 2021 so I guess it’s possible

RatHat has a new favorite as of 12:56 on Mar 29, 2024

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Who is this person?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I'm sorry kids, your daddy jpg is dead

Don't cry, Jimmy PNG, he's in a better place now, somewhere less embarrassing

steinrokkan has a new favorite as of 13:01 on Mar 29, 2024

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


a lot of that sounds like a dude selling his fursona

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Scratch Monkey posted:

Who is this person?

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Scratch Monkey posted:

Who is this person?

He is an idiot on social media

Tangents
Aug 23, 2008

"high ranking ape members"

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

I don't know what "Blur" is in that context but I'm a fan of their work.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Blur, Gorillaz, Apes? It can't be a coincidence, wake up, apples (sheeple, but apes)

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋


Apes a poopin

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
We outlined three key terms the apes were demanding of Pacman.

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

:haw: :v: :ohdear: :cool:

Tangents posted:

"high ranking ape members"

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Chairape of the Joint Chiefs of Apes

Cicadalek
May 8, 2006

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another
"I hope one day we meet on the other side"

I'm picturing either he imagines the afterlife as a place where his ugly ape jpeg can come to life and hang out with him and be his cool friend, or he enters heaven* and the angels say "welcome to heaven, here is your NFT wallet containing an ape you sold once"

*unlikely

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

All Apes Go To Heaven

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
International Ape Workshop

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Cicadalek posted:

"I hope one day we meet on the other side"

I'm picturing either he imagines the afterlife as a place where his ugly ape jpeg can come to life and hang out with him and be his cool friend, or he enters heaven* and the angels say "welcome to heaven, here is your NFT wallet containing an ape you sold once"

*unlikely

"Welcome to the Afterlife. You may all select your own avatar to spend eternity as!

Except you, you selected Salazar the Ugly Ape to be your eternal avatar."

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013

Brawnfire posted:

That dude needs to not wear mirrored shades, gives way too much context

I respect the fact that he presumably saw himself in a mirror, thought "I look like somebody asked Gary Larson to sketch The Fly" and decided to run with it as his look.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Imagine being that notary.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
I'm selling this thing for money while also saying I believe it will be worthless soon. Please buy this rapidly depreciating and entirely pointless asset from me.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Remember when Seth Green was working on that show that was like “what if your bartender was an NFT??”

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
then his ape was stolen and he couldn't make the show because someone else owned the made up rights to a jpeg

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
drat i cant believe his wife/left hand is leaving him

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
"waka waka" was all that the defendant had to say for himself.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Downloaded. It’s mine now.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Stoatbringer posted:

Downloaded. It’s mine now.

It says here on the blockchain that you don't own it. What now, dummy?

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
Don't worry. He can still use the ape.

https://twitter.com/vydamo_/status/1773661200640786602

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
So you believe that there is a better than average chance that your ape's value could trend to zero, so you sold the ape to your friend, the only man dumber than you are, who is bound to lose money on it

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Maybe his friend is Aquaman

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
That explains why he'd want to invest in assets soon to be underwater.

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