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Public posts  I see Cathy's (and pretty much everyone commenting on newsradio fb posts) brainworms are hatching nicely.
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Oct 25, 2020 20:22
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Public posts If you’re a “top fan” on the page of a news outlet you should be institutionalized.
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Oct 25, 2020 20:25
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Public posts Probably that eighteen-year-old had bad lungs and hardened arteries from smoking for forty years.
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Oct 25, 2020 21:04
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Dr. Etc and the Dick Sucking People is my new wave revival band.
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Oct 25, 2020 21:06
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A bit late to the punch but telling poor people "sell your assets to feed your children" doesn't even make sense from the angle they're approaching it, because on the off chance this poor family has some jewelry they just somehow never thought to pawn or are too "selfish" to turn in for baby's food money, then... that'll buy what, a couple grocery trips, tops? Then what? It's not like they'll have more assets to sell next month!
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Oct 25, 2020 21:24
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it should also be noted that most/50+% of americans barely have cash saving for a 500$ emergency expense, brazen bull the rich.
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Oct 25, 2020 21:41
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Vib Rib posted:A bit late to the punch but telling poor people "sell your assets to feed your children" doesn't even make sense from the angle they're approaching it, because on the off chance this poor family has some jewelry they just somehow never thought to pawn or are too "selfish" to turn in for baby's food money, then... that'll buy what, a couple grocery trips, tops? Then what? It's not like they'll have more assets to sell next month! The market will help them, it's just around the corner!
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Oct 25, 2020 21:46
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Vib Rib posted:A bit late to the punch but telling poor people "sell your assets to feed your children" doesn't even make sense from the angle they're approaching it, because on the off chance this poor family has some jewelry they just somehow never thought to pawn or are too "selfish" to turn in for baby's food money, then... that'll buy what, a couple grocery trips, tops? Then what? It's not like they'll have more assets to sell next month! Yeah I like how his stance is “don’t eat yourself” as in, I guess, you shouldn’t be working yourself behind your capacity just to feed your family, just sell your wealth instead Like buddy what do you think that “wealth” is beyond the ultimate rainy day fund, it’s literally what you do when you’re eating yourself because you have no other option
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Oct 25, 2020 21:51
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Public posts Dying from being unable to breathe while wearing a mask at the gym.
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Oct 25, 2020 21:53
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Dr. Etc and the Dick Sucking People is my new wave revival band.
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Oct 25, 2020 22:36
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I like this a lot, ta
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Oct 25, 2020 22:41
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:I call keytar gently caress that it's my band i get keytar. You can wirk the drum machine
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Oct 25, 2020 22:49
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:gently caress that it's my band i get keytar. You can wirk the drum machine 
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Oct 25, 2020 22:55
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You can both play keytar but I get to be Dr.Etc in the middle and you play either side doing synchronised dancing.
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Oct 25, 2020 23:04
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https://twitter.com/JawsVTheReturn/status/1320486920724557824?s=20
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Oct 25, 2020 23:17
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I was walking home late one night and there was a big group of young guys running kicking each other up the arse. Funny, bit intimidating late at night on your own. I had to walk through them to get home, so to try and smooth things a bit i said "Are you lads having an arse kicking competiton?" and one of the lads laughed in a friendly but drunk way and said yeah, then his mate shouted "It's not an arse kicking contest we're all gay as gently caress". Silence. We went our separate ways. More idiots in real life, but I liked the self-own.
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Oct 25, 2020 23:41
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skyelevator posted:I was walking home late one night and there was a big group of young guys running kicking each other up the arse. Funny, bit intimidating late at night on your own. I had to walk through them to get home, so to try and smooth things a bit i said "Are you lads having an arse kicking competiton?" and one of the lads laughed in a friendly but drunk way and said yeah, then his mate shouted "It's not an arse kicking contest we're all gay as gently caress". Silence. We went our separate ways. what the gently caress
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Oct 25, 2020 23:46
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Gather round, fellow youths, as i regale you with a humorous tale of youthful exuberance.
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Oct 26, 2020 00:02
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Gather round, fellow youths, as i regale you with a humorous tale of youthful exuberance. *Life In A Northern Town plays*
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Oct 26, 2020 00:03
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Ah HEY MA MA, MA-ME DOO-DE DIN-DAY-YA HEY MA MA MA HEEEEEEY-YAH
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Oct 26, 2020 00:31
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Vib Rib posted:A bit late to the punch but telling poor people "sell your assets to feed your children" doesn't even make sense from the angle they're approaching it, because on the off chance this poor family has some jewelry they just somehow never thought to pawn or are too "selfish" to turn in for baby's food money, then... that'll buy what, a couple grocery trips, tops? Then what? It's not like they'll have more assets to sell next month! They will never understand How it feels to live your life With no meaning or control And with nowhere left to go
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Oct 26, 2020 00:37
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skyelevator posted:You can both play keytar but I get to be Dr.Etc in the middle and you play either side doing synchronised dancing. Band name sounds like it would probably have a theremin player in it. You need one of those.
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Oct 26, 2020 00:52
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veni veni veni posted:Band name sounds like it would probably have a theremin player in it. You need one of those. I've got an otamatone, will that do?
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Oct 26, 2020 00:55
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skyelevator posted:You can both play keytar but I get to be Dr.Etc in the middle and you play either side doing synchronised dancing. Binch, what part of My Band do you not get?
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Oct 26, 2020 00:59
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Binch, what part of My Band do you not get? That's it I'm going solo
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Oct 26, 2020 01:01
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Don't let the door hitcha, Messina!
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Oct 26, 2020 01:11
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skyelevator posted:That's it I'm going solo  (seriously any infringement on the Dr. Etc and the Dick Sucking People brand will be met with the full force of Fellatio Alger Records' legal team)
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Oct 26, 2020 01:22
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:Fine then! See, this is why I left (I've just decided). You can't like, own the right to suck a dick, y'know? You guys are too caught up in the fellatio dollar, you've forgotten what it's all about. Which is me.
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Oct 26, 2020 01:26
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Oh i can absolutely own the rights to sucking a dick, you loving casual.
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Oct 26, 2020 01:46
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skyelevator posted:See, this is why I left (I've just decided). You can't like, own the right to suck a dick, y'know? You guys are too caught up in the fellatio dollar, you've forgotten what it's all about. Which is me. As we are not monsters, we will not object to, say, hand stuff or frottage
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Oct 26, 2020 01:48
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Oh i can absolutely own the rights to sucking a dick, you loving casual. hahahaa
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Oct 26, 2020 01:50
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:Your former association with DE & TDSP could reasonably lead to confusion on the part of the consumer should you pursue dicksucking in a musical context so soon after your departure from the group, to say nothing of the skeet skeet non-compete agreement you entered into. I gracefully accept
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Oct 26, 2020 01:51
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skyelevator posted:I gracefully accept
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Oct 26, 2020 02:06
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:Well hurry up because pretty soon Gertie Handcock and The Fast Fist Five will have that market cornered I know, I'm dropping a verse for them for their next track under the name MC Ridiculous Penis. It's about economic disparity but towards the end you realise I'm just going on about my knob and you feel a bit sad.
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Oct 26, 2020 02:11
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christmas boots posted:I think we can say that the idea that "exclusively wanting to gently caress petite women is weird" is a separate idea from "wanting to gently caress a woman who is petite makes you a pedophile" Look friend, changing our entire culture from enabling and excusing the sexual exploitation of minors doesn't start with going after tangible poo poo like the legality of marrying minors or child beauty pageants. It starts with finding every keyword someone has every used to get 'looks underaged' out of a porn search to craft an inflammatory statement guaranteed to trigger a massive meltdown on whatever site you post it on.
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Oct 26, 2020 02:35
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I'm feeling kind of guilty for owning a string of pearls now. I bought them for something like $15 in an antique store. No idea if they're worth anything really, but they're a nice deep purplish colour which is very much my aesthetic. It's also one of only two pieces of real valuable jewellery I own, the other being a white gold chain that used to be my maternal grandmother's. Which I would never sell. But I guess I'm poor and I don't deserve to have that.
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Oct 26, 2020 02:37
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It's either that or you're bourgeois and you don't deserve to have that
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RoboRodent posted:I'm feeling kind of guilty for owning a string of pearls now.
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