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Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

SiKboy posted:

Man, do I have some news for you about sailors.

Imagine the levels of thirst necessary before anyone could possibly mistake a manatee for a topless blonde.

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
It gets lonely at sea

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Sea Shanties are just marching cadences for sodomists.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Imagine the levels of thirst necessary before anyone could possibly mistake a manatee for a topless blonde.

Have you seen the figures for how much booze they were drinking?

Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010

Ignoring the obvious dumbness of "Australia is in Europe and uses the Euro," pointing out the exchange rate isn't an immediately stupid thing. Of course, assuming that number is AUD (an Australian site uses the same number so this seems reasonable) and doing the exchange, 19.84 AUD is...15.30 USD.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

yeah probably should have put the equivalent USD in there, but as a society we've decided that twitter is good and more words are bad

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Goa Tse-tung posted:

alright RE8 sea shanty montage lets get to it, we have like 2 hours before the meme is over
Weigh hey and up she rises indeed

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Imagine the levels of thirst necessary before anyone could possibly mistake a manatee for a topless blonde.

You are confusing "what the sailor thought" with "what the sailor claimed when he got caught trying to gently caress a manatee"

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

You are confusing "what the sailor thought" with "what the sailor claimed when he got caught trying to gently caress a manatee"

Imagine the levels of thirst necessary before anyone would risk it all to gently caress a manatee

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

christmas boots posted:

Imagine the levels of thirst necessary before anyone would risk it all to gently caress a manatee
Or regular levels of thirst and a manatee fetish

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Splicer posted:

Or regular levels of thirst and a manatee fetish

Why do you think they went to sea?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Platystemon posted:

Have you seen the figures for how much booze they were drinking?

I chose my words most carefully.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Kantesu posted:

Ignoring the obvious dumbness of "Australia is in Europe and uses the Euro," pointing out the exchange rate isn't an immediately stupid thing. Of course, assuming that number is AUD (an Australian site uses the same number so this seems reasonable) and doing the exchange, 19.84 AUD is...15.30 USD.

What's the Australian 6.6% unemployment rate in US percentages then?

Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010
Y'know how Celsius and Fahrenheit are the same at -40 degrees? By a very similar coincidence, 6.6% Australian converts to precisely 6.6% American.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Data Graham posted:

What's the Australian 6.6% unemployment rate in US percentages then?

Depends, is the US president a democrat or a republican at the time the number is taken?

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Kantesu posted:

Ignoring the obvious dumbness of "Australia is in Europe and uses the Euro," pointing out the exchange rate isn't an immediately stupid thing. Of course, assuming that number is AUD (an Australian site uses the same number so this seems reasonable) and doing the exchange, 19.84 AUD is...15.30 USD.

The actual important question is really whether the cost of living in Australia is higher, because it’s less cool if they get paid the equivalent of $15 USD an hour but everything costs twice as much anyway making it a wash.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

This is the idiocy I want to see more of

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

History Comes Inside! posted:

The actual important question is really whether the cost of living in Australia is higher, because it’s less cool if they get paid the equivalent of $15 USD an hour but everything costs twice as much anyway making it a wash.

The cost of living in Australia is actually pretty high. I lived there about a decade ago doing basic jobs on farms and despite the minimum wage being pretty good, it didn't go far.

Unless you spent it all on goon and noodles.

acyclicity
Oct 27, 2008

A curious little mouse!

Which one will be the MCU's Eyes Wide Shut?

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

sugar mouse posted:

The cost of living in Australia is actually pretty high. I lived there about a decade ago doing basic jobs on farms and despite the minimum wage being pretty good, it didn't go far.

Unless you spent it all on goon and noodles.

What the poo poo is Goon?

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

bulletsponge13 posted:

What the poo poo is Goon?

boxed/bagged wine

Firstscion
Apr 11, 2008

Born Lucky

StillFullyTerrible posted:

boxed/bagged wine

/pillow

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

bulletsponge13 posted:

What the poo poo is Goon?

One of the key ingredients in Goon of Fortune

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug

Kantesu posted:

Ignoring the obvious dumbness of "Australia is in Europe and uses the Euro," pointing out the exchange rate isn't an immediately stupid thing. Of course, assuming that number is AUD (an Australian site uses the same number so this seems reasonable) and doing the exchange, 19.84 AUD is...15.30 USD.

It's a troll account, I'm pretty sure.

https://twitter.com/Nedsfeed/status/1353539625499942914

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Inceltown posted:

One of the key ingredients in Goon of Fortune



That looks fun as poo poo.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
https://twitter.com/RussellOkung/status/1353764902381498369?s=19

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Well?

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

what's rain?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


You know full well what rain is if you're Aussie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdxfurkPuTo

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/bhmissouri/status/1353777302996455424?s=21



The stupidest Anne Frank take since Japan made her a magical girl.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

it's gonna be an odyssey alright, because in the current Eternals comic Thanos is back somehow

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

goblin week posted:

How do they show people things?
https://i.imgur.com/NecNFpd.mp4

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

bulletsponge13 posted:

What the poo poo is Goon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBorrPubFe4

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


TinTower posted:

Japan made her a magical girl.

wait what

Elblanco
May 26, 2008
I thought the worst Anne Frank take was that she isn't real.

Jesus christ what a sentence.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

Mx. posted:

wait what

in the show it is revealed that magical girls are suffering engines used by aliens to create energy to delay cosmic entropy, and during part of a montage of various magical girls throughout history one of them is a girl sitting in a cargo train full of people
people decided this was anne frank

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/bhmissouri/status/1353777302996455424?s=21



The stupidest Anne Frank take since Japan made her a magical girl.

also you forgot "i think anne frank would have been a belieber"

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

StillFullyTerrible posted:

also you forgot "i think anne frank would have been a belieber"

That one is positively adorable compared to this other poo poo.

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