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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
If only that were true

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Oct 30, 2009

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History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Cythereal posted:

Pasty white guys don't usually get tattoos.

Sure we do. We’re like the number one market for it nowadays.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Cythereal posted:

Pasty white guys don't usually get tattoos.

Uhm, what?

Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011

Cythereal posted:

Pasty white guys don't usually get tattoos.

How else can we feel special and unique while also showing off our various in-group relationships?

KazigluBey
Oct 30, 2011

boner

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Ah, the inverse QAnon.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Frazzbo posted:

Also every town square has a fountain labelled with the name of the celebrated German fountain designer Kein Trinkwasser.

He's also a great songwriter.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/telegraph/status/1354765611839193089?s=21

Hokkaido Anxiety
May 21, 2007

slub club 2013
Xeni is probably too easy but...

https://twitter.com/xeni/status/1354844165356457994

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

gently caress with ....Biden's administration??

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I think the idea is this will tank the economy which always reflects bad on the administration

Which kind of misunderstands what these hedge funds are

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

I really don't know what side Benny G here is batting for based on that comic

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Is 4chan even involved? I thought it was all Reddit

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

lol at making the gamestop company the badass taking his shorts

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib

I think I need massive head trauma to decipher this.

Firstscion
Apr 11, 2008

Born Lucky

He can't help but draw big musclely naked men can he

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

There are a lot of American and British English talking heads in the last few days who are really, really salty about NZ's COVID success and are writing reams and reams about how NZ is an outlier, the way we did it simply isn't practical anywhere else, it's only because of socialism/tyranny that we could do it, airports don't exist in NZ so that's why we had low numbers, etc., etc., etc.

The degree at which these opinions blasted into the scene all of a sudden makes me suspect there's some group who wants to deflect criticism of their own countries' failed EXCEPTIONAL response by framing it as "sure they could do it but that's because of *bullshit reasons* -- what they did would never work here, we are in the best possible state given the circumstances."

I'd feel sorry for the citizens except the majority of them swallow that bullshit and ask for more.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Madkal posted:

I think I need massive head trauma to decipher this.

Other than the frog guy it's a fairly straightforward commentary on the Gamestop Stocks situation.

If you aren't familiar with the story, a hedge fund took out a short position (essentially a gamble on a stock going down) on Gamestop corp, far in excess of the actual shares that exist for the company. I think that hedge fund also got into a bit of a fight on Reddit's big investment sub? Either way they pounced on it and started buying into Gamestop in a big way to cost that hedge fund massively, putting it billions in the hole and I think pushing it to bankruptcy. As far as I know they're still getting people to buy in.

It's not particularly politically divisive (at least in that both the left and the right consider it very entertaining). If it weren't for him trying to say it was spearheaded by the whole MAGA thing, I'd call it an outright good Garrison cartoon.

Tenebrais has a new favorite as of 22:02 on Jan 28, 2021

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Data Graham posted:

I know the most delightful Russian restaurant, or as they call it, "pectopah"

This stuff is very, very funny but it's making me feel lightheaded and slightly threatened.

letthereberock
Sep 4, 2004

Data Graham posted:

Is YOUNG PEOPLE INTERNET THING even involved? I thought it was all YOUNG PEOPLE INTERNET THING

I just altered that to how Garrison would read that.

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

grittyreboot posted:

Won't somebody think of the poor woke hedge fund managers? https://twitter.com/ChrisCillizza/status/1354511775107059722?s=19

Consent manufacturing machine go brrrrrrr

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back

If only

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


How I play Crusader Kings.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Parthenogenesis only.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019


This is the Ideal Male Body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like:


Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

Byzantine posted:

How I play Crusader Kings.

Appreciate this username/post combo.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


CharlestheHammer posted:

I think the idea is this will tank the economy which always reflects bad on the administration

Which kind of misunderstands what these hedge funds are

This feels like a good spot to reply with this one, I made my usual "lol I'm never going to get to retire" joke at work today. Because let's be real I won't

And I got a lecture about how under Trump my office manager was on track to retire in two years but until Biden it's going to be at least 8. That feels pretty IOSM to me

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Look at this prude, the only naked man she's ever seen is her Ken doll

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Weatherman posted:


"sure they could do it but that's because of *bullshit reasons* -- what they did would never work here, we are in the best possible state given the circumstances."

And of course don't forget the inverse:

"We're trying this thing that failed disastrously in other countries but we are confident it will work here because we're different/better"

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Wow. That's a pretty wide definition of women.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


A random opponent on the Scrabble app decided to message me today. The conversation went in an unexpected direction.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Lmao

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad
:drat:

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Tiggum posted:

A random opponent on the Scrabble app decided to message me today. The conversation went in an unexpected direction.



Well are you trading bitcoins yet or what?

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
holy poo poo owned.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Tiggum posted:

A random opponent on the Scrabble app decided to message me today. The conversation went in an unexpected direction.



Wow, that bot actually had a longer lead-in than I expected to get to the punchline.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.




No way this doesn't belong here. No way.

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