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This is especially incredible because Musk announced 4/28 that Tesla cancelled it's D&O policy (because it was insanely expensive WONDER WHY) and that he'd be self-insuring his own D&O for himself and the board.
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Glad we're making Sexual Assault Awareness Month about a guy accused of sexual assault. Awesome. Jerk off more about how much you fought for women, Biden.
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Scratch Monkey posted:Perhaps if Norman Osborne was born rich and instead of being a brilliant scientist was just a dude who lucked into internet millions and built his reputation from that I'm just saying if Elon Musk ever does get kicked out of his own company he's going to be flying around throwing bombs at people.
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There is no way Musk knows how to actually use any of his tech.
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mind the walrus posted:There is no way Musk knows how to actually use any of his tech. So, Justin Hammer then.
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Midnight Voyager posted:Glad we're making Sexual Assault Awareness Month about a guy accused of sexual assault. Awesome. Jerk off more about how much you fought for women, Biden. I'm definitely more aware of Joe Biden's history if sexual assault, so that's a win for awareness this month.
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T-man posted:It's me I'm the leftist stealing flour, I'm going to bake a big loaf of delicious bread in the shape of Karl Marx and make people pledge eternal loyalty to the gay agenda to have any. I had to make bread today so...   Not as rainbow as I wanted, but I suppose there's always room for improvement when it comes to serving up the gay agenda.
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there wolf posted:I had to make bread today so... aw, it's great
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there wolf posted:I had to make bread today so... This loving rules, get that bread
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Believe women? No, more rapists in government!
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https://twitter.com/kenjilopezalt/status/1256467183418241024 Kenji is not the idiot, but rather, and I poo poo you not, Caren White, who wrote this piece: Why You Need to Stop Baking Bread quote:I was walking down the baking aisle to see if the organic flour was on sale. Organic flour is expensive and I am poor so I always try to buy it when it goes on sale. There was no sale and no flour. The shelves were bare. My eyes travelled up to the top shelf. The shelf with the leavening ingredients. Also bare. You should listen to her, because quote:Caren White is a Master Gardener and member of the Herb Society of America. She manages two public herb gardens in NJ.
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"I'm poor but I still buy all organic" might be the most confusing part to me ngl. I had to live on 79¢ pot pies for a while as a kid, I was just happy to have calories. I can see somebody doing it, but it seems pretty lovely to demand other people not buy flour if they don't have to when pre-made organic bread is available even in the covidantine.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Bread weirdo Hmmmmm  Oh wow, she's just haunting the comments to that bread piece to yell at people, too. Midnight Voyager has a new favorite as of 08:35 on May 2, 2020 |
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the sheer loving gall of claiming other bakers are taking away food from her children because her entitled karen rear end can't just buy bread or wait a day or two for the flour to restock. or get it from the loving mill. ain't no one starving your kids but you "food insecurity" like you even comprehend the concept or have ever gone hungry for a day in your blessed life. develop celiac
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Skwirl posted:I've said it before, Elon Musk isn't a real life Tony Stark, he's a real life Norman Osborne. Except he doesn't have Willem Dafoe's charm.
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:Except he doesn't have Willem Dafoe's charm. if they can (ffh spoiler): bring back jk simmons, they can bring back dafoe.
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Vib Rib posted:https://twitter.com/Cryptoterra/status/1256321016579547136 Loling at all the people inflating their losses by a minimum of 10x. Lots of people with million-dollar Tesla holdings taking time out of their busy business lives full of business to tweet at their messiah.
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People that tweet at their messiah put their life savings into stock Because they are dumb
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Absurd Alhazred posted:https://twitter.com/kenjilopezalt/status/1256467183418241024 She brags about growing her own corn in an article about how not being able to buy certain flour and leavening means she cannot bake bread. I posted Marxhallah too soon.
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“Unlike all of you idiots, I actually care about what I put in my body and make my own food. I bake my own bread which is clearly superior to the store bought garbage you eat!” “Hey that sounds cool, maybe I’ll learn to bake bread too” “NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
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This is my favourite comment to bread Karen:  They are eating the bread, Karen!!!!!
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She's just bun-hurt because she's seeing all the ugly first-timer loaves being shared and is sobbing to herself about the perfect breads she could have produced with that selfsame flour. Like worst song on most beautiful guitar, is tragic to her heart.
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In these times of devestating political stupidity, sometimes it's nice to take refuge in inane moronity 
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CharlestheHammer posted:People that tweet at their messiah put their life savings into stock About two weeks before everything went to hell a friend of mine was telling me "oh it took your two years but you've got a thousand dollars squared away in an emergency fund? You should pull that all put and invest it into stonks so it'll make you more money" This is the same dude who had to sell all his Switch controllers because he has no emergency money
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I mean, sometimes it isn’t even metaphor. The “Christian symbolism” of NGE was just Anno thinking crosses looked cool. …and then End of Evangelion came out with its religious ecstasy orgasm everyone gets turned to tang scene.
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Darling in the Franx definitely is a long sex metaphor. It never actually figures out the moral it wants to talk about is but it exists I think it was going for alienation in modern youth but it fails
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Len posted:About two weeks before everything went to hell a friend of mine was telling me "oh it took your two years but you've got a thousand dollars squared away in an emergency fund? You should pull that all put and invest it into stonks so it'll make you more money" Idiots like your friend were all over Reddit as well. Any time you'd mention having more than $1000 in a regular savings account one of them would inevitably pop up telling you to invest it in an S&P 500 index fund because it's just "losing value to inflation" in a bank account... never mind that stock markets can crash and lose a lot more value than inflation or that the very time you'd most need that money would likely coincide with said crashes. Also, inflation in general has been extremely low since the 2008 financial crisis so I'd rather "lose" a guaranteed 0.5% than risk losing 25+% for the chance at better "gains".
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Context on this tweet is irrelevant since you can be 100% confident he is the kind of guy to say this in any situation. https://twitter.com/jasonweyandt/status/1256384118860009474
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Loling at all the people inflating their losses by a minimum of 10x. Lots of people with million-dollar Tesla holdings taking time out of their busy business lives full of business to tweet at their messiah. Nah, a lot of them are leveraged to hell and good margin-called. Because they're dumb and think the stock price can only go up.
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TinTower posted:I mean, sometimes it isn’t even metaphor. The “Christian symbolism” of NGE was just Anno thinking crosses looked cool. What, no mention of the giant rod that penetrates a giant on-screen forehead vagina? 
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All I really know about stocks is that buying potatoes on margin is a bad idea, and cost Miss bliss her new car.
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 Went ahead and fixed that for MSNBC  Like, how aerodynamic is your brain when you have a thumbnail of Y'allQueda members inside the capitol building, but title the video "try to" in sincerity ? Why does everyone and everything loving suck so badly right now?
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Ambitious Spider posted:All I really know about stocks is that buying potatoes on margin is a bad idea, and cost Miss bliss her new car. Invest in pumpkins. They never go down.
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While "try to" makes it not sound as bad, "storm" makes it sound worse. But I guess "armed protesters walk inside capitol building and yell dumb things" doesn't make for a great headline. Edit: To clarify, it's super hosed-up, but "storm" makes it sound like an insurrection.
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