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Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/toadmeister/status/1244940565575274497

I didn't realize this is the same irritating little toad that was a judge on Top Chef for a few seasons.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2020 13:42

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 04:50

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Samovar posted:

Then suddenly Kapernick causes them to have palpitations for some reason...

Because they had to see it.

Pope Corky the IX has a new favorite as of 14:15 on Jun 1, 2020

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 13:03

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

If we point out that this person owned slaves then we'll have to admit that person owned slaves and where does it stop?!

# ¿ Jun 8, 2020 15:04

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

So many people know that being a racist is a bad thing but they are not a bad person who does bad things so when they are being racist and end up getting called out on it you see that incredulous reaction of "WHAT?!" punctuated by a laugh because they are not a bad person that does bad things so nothing they say could be racist because that would be a bad thing done by a bad person.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2020 15:36

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

christmas boots posted:

They openly admit that their criteria only looks at outcomes and not intent. So a president that fought tooth and nail to keep a promise but didn�t succeed because they were kneecapped by outside factors counts as breaking a promise, but fighting tooth and nail to break a promise but being kneecapped by outside factors counts as keeping it.

It�s an amazing example of being technically accurate in a way that conveys no useful information whatsoever.

Yeah, they called Obama's push for the LGBTQ protections during his tenure a broken promise even though he fought like hell and the GOP just laughed at him.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2020 23:22

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

What if he was beaten to death with a Casio keyboard?

# ¿ Jul 31, 2020 15:05

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

I love the idea that anything related to Harvard could not be Ivy League because then what the gently caress is?

# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 14:50

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

I remember a friend putting on MovieBob�s review of Batman vs. Superman and it was hilarious how many times he edits out taking big gulps of air in between asinine sentences that never loving end.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2020 14:51

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

I have no idea, I�ve only seen the one thing of his years ago and didn�t really think of it again until this discussion.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2020 15:13

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

I feel so much better, thank you.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2020 21:26

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

More like Scamdusky

# ¿ Nov 16, 2020 14:52

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

I don't care if the discussion has moved on, I will make my Star Wars opinions known.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2020 21:35

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Vib Rib posted:

I was just reminded by a friend that when Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas came out, a bunch of white guys boycotted it and demanded a "white player mode".

And when GTAV came out and gave you the ability to switch between a white guy, a white guy, and a black guy, they complained that some of the missions forced you to play as the black guy.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2020 19:55

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

The last big "racists are mad at a commercial" incident I can remember here in the US is within the last year when Procter & Gamble did that ad about "The Talk" and it made white people really loving uncomfortable.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2020 14:51

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Data Graham posted:

Albanians

Their chief export is aluminum.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2020 15:15

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Garrand posted:

I think of Josh Lyman

Jon�s old roommate?

# ¿ Dec 28, 2020 13:00

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

CHRISTMAS CUMMIES

# ¿ Dec 28, 2020 14:58

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

From what I remember everyone had to fight Boba Fett's dad.

# ¿ Dec 30, 2020 20:57

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

SiKboy posted:

Why do you have an rear end gutter?

How else are you supposed to get it to the mouth?

# ¿ Dec 31, 2020 18:39

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

OwlFancier posted:

Nobody on earth looks good in skinny jeans/leggings and trainers it makes you look like a skittle.

What kind of Skittles have you been eating?

# ¿ Jan 11, 2021 14:55

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

What the gently caress

# ¿ Jan 11, 2021 15:37

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

kdrudy posted:

I'd love a big pancake, like Uncle Buck size.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svpmnnDIWqQ&t=3s

# ¿ Feb 18, 2021 21:53

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Upskirt Hamburglar

# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 18:19

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

That's actually his head, right?

# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 19:44

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Why were they talking about the Weather Underground at all? They disbanded in the late seventies.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2021 15:19

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Albania�s chief export

# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 15:48

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

So if I wanted to make money off a picture of my own rear end in a top hat I'd have to burn down a rainforest?

# ¿ Mar 16, 2021 16:07

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

The world is becoming so complicated.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2021 16:15

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

hawowanlawow posted:

what the gently caress is shipping

It's what Sean Connery used to do with his tea.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2021 17:00

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

I remember FM radio in the US becoming loving absurd in the late 90s, just blocks of ads that would last twenty minutes at a time, to the point that other stations started advertising "Fifteen minutes of commercial-free music!"

# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 13:24

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Ah yes, those concrete benefits like serving in the military and playing a sport and going to the bathroom that have never been taken away.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 17:26

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

What are you talking about? Kung Fu is right there in his name.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2021 13:47

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Come on guys, you�re ruining National Animal Crackers Day.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 19:13

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I am having a lot of trouble wording this because of the hyperbolic nature of internet communication, but here goes.

I am not saying that I think baby fur is fine or good or any kind of net positive. Nor, for that matter did I intend to tie trans identity to perversion, but my intent is not important - that was pretty dumb and transphobic to play amateur psychologist.

If there has been one consistent fault to my posting, it's not realising that trying to figure out why something happened or empathise with it is seen as implicitly condoning or excusing it.

Whatever role they sees themself in the kink is probably not important and it was dumb to fixate on trying to clarify that relatively minor point.

Also I've been on this site long enough to know how this pans out if I say nothing, so there it is.

There�s a �Preview Reply� option for a reason.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 22:27

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

No, you don�t understand, you�ll totally be on my side after a few more paragraphs.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 22:32

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Arsenic Lupin posted:

I know I'm going to regret this, but what is the "U" in the thread title? I'm only aware of it as "undecided".

U is for you and me.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 22:40

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Don�t invoke Lowtax in this thread lest you want every suggested video on YouTube to come from Gaming Garbage.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 22:52

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

I just want to find out how to poo poo into a balloon without the messy cleanup.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 22:54

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Come on guys, you�re ruining National Velociraptor Awareness Day.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 23:23

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 04:50

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

See? We can all still be friends.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2021 00:05

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