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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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And folks were saying heteros dont take good selfies.

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Krowley posted:

She doesn't think further than her NRA pay checks

Shes so pathetic and bad at this that i really have a hard time imagining shes actually getting paid by anyone.

Reminder that shes the person who organized the rally where conservatives wore diapers in public to protest "the nanny state". That basically killed TPUSA as an effective organizing group (good!). If some big group is paying her they need to get their money back.

If shes supported financially by this at all, its probably by a patreon funded by a bunch of proto-incels hoping that if they fascism hard enough she'll post feet pics.

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I'm normally supportive of sex work but findom and findom adjacent stuff just really strikes me as unethical. Like, we say its good to take money from incels, and i would agree, but I think the genuine incels are too hateful towards women to pay them. The dudes actually spending money on findom are probably just sad dudes with massive self esteem issues. They should be spending that money on therapy, rather than seeking out mean girls to bully them for their lunch money.

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grittyreboot posted:

I think they're pointing out that all incels have low self esteem but not all people with low self esteem are incels

Yeah its this, when i think of incels, i think of dudes who post on incel forums and call themselves wristcel or skullcel or currycel, etc. Those dudes have usually completely given up on actual women and retreated fully into hentai or just pure misogyny rage. Their most famous member, Elliot Rodgers, had completely given up on even the fantasy of having sex with women by the end. His manifesto had fantasies of what he would do if he was god-king of earth, and it wasn't "establish a harem", like you would expect for a frustrated horny dude. It was "banish all women underground, like Morlocks, and erase the memory of them from men forever".

And yeah, to the goon above, findom feels like something you'd need to be in a dark triad personality disorder to actively pursue. Primarily because getting started in it seems like you'd have to actively be trolling for vulnerable folks to exploit for cash.

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I can't quote it cause the twitter account is locked down now, but this person recently came up in the CSPAM hot takes thread after a meltdown where they said that every aspect of the medical profession should be run exclusively by, and exclusively for, the disabled and chronically ill. Literally "no more healthy doctors".

Also i hope this doen't come off as lovely, but from the thirty seconds i looked at the profile before it was locked it looked like about every third or fourth post was just a list of their... idpol classifications? Like literally repeatedly posting some combination of "I sure am a trans disabled fat gay jew!" I'm not sure if they're a 4channer trolling, or just a genuinely sad lonely person screaming into the void for validation.

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CharlestheHammer posted:

This kind of goes back to my point that white people have turned cultural appropriation into being mostly about them

Another useful social concept ruined by overeager internet dumbasses, like Lennie with the rabbits.

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Apr 13, 2007

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Peanut Butler posted:

look buddy plenty of army rangers wear blackface to do their jobs and, besides, you're white so you telling me where i shouldn't put my shoe polish is the actual oppression

And the rabbit is dead.

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Hrrm, lets play the Incel, MGTOW, or something even weirder game!

I'm being boring and guessing Incel.

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Pththya-lyi posted:

Ah, "Fellas, Is It Gay?" This game never seems to go out of style

https://twitter.com/commie_cum/status/1256306355188535296?s=20

Pretty sure I've seen an unironic "Its gay to like girls because that means you like femininity" take from crazy internet pepes, though i guess it could've been a troll.

All this BiNet stuff comes off as though someone is suddenly desperate for money and has decided this flag is 100% their ticket out.

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Apr 13, 2007

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There was a pretty good conversation in another pyf thread a while back about the problem of bad actors in leftist spaces. Due to a variety of factors, intersectional spaces like this are very attractive to narcissistic personality disorder folks. Apparently you need consistent reliance on rules, strong moderation, and leadership willing and able to eject people permanently, or else you likely end up a little kingdom ruled by narcissists and staffed by people terrified of saying the wrong thing and suddenly being an oppressor.

Of course many places dont or cant create and enforce consistent rules and keep folks like this out. This is part of why most online spaces fukkin' suck. Big chunks of Tumblr, YA author twitter, etc etc, just full of little narc kingdoms battling it out over e-turf like the lamest possible cyberpunk gangs.

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Apr 13, 2007

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Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/suchnerve/status/1257161277295779840?s=20

Future member of Estranged Parents message boards. I don't even like Minecraft and I get how hosed that is. It's not locking away some toys for a set amount of time, that's destroying their toy in front of them.

I hope this works, i am not good with computer.

After six tries, I did it, i am a brain genius and definitely not an Idiot On Social Media

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luxury handset posted:

personally i think it's simpler than that - he's addicted to social media, cannot, absolutely cannot Log Off, and is trapped in a cycle of trying to fight literally everyone all the time about how he's not owned. sort of that brainy white male entitlement resulting in a stubborn refusal to shut the gently caress up, coupled with his mind-meld level attachment to a media platform in which he's getting yelled at all of the time because of the stupid poo poo he can't stop saying

I think he's got an actual problem, like a monomania, at this point. Like, having a poo poo opinion doesnt make you mentally ill, or vice versa, but i think getting so obsessive over a poo poo opinion that you blow up your whole entire life and sacrifice your health, nonstop, for years has got to be a sign of a brain problem.

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MizPiz posted:

Wrong thread

Yeah, this belongs in the blessed images thread!

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there wolf posted:

He is going to leave her for that Waffle House cook.

I'm glad I'm not the only one reading sexual tension into that story lol.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Shoulda tried Gumwaa, those guys are crazy.

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Data Graham posted:

"Explain Gamergate in as few words as possible"

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there wolf posted:

They're called SWERFs, sex worker exclusionary feminists, and in the 80-90's they teamed up with the Religious Right's in their crusade against pornography which exposed conservatives to TERF poo poo. They hold awesome empowering stances like all pornography is rape, all sex workers are victims, and any sex worker who says otherwise is either lying or deluded. They really, really loving hate viewing sex work through the lens of labor, which tells you how well they get along with other leftists.

I remember reading a published essay from one when i was in college (as part of an ethics course), and it had such amazing hot takes as (paraphrased) "we can safely ignore the opinions of women who produce or use pornography as they are obviously brainwashed by patriarchy" and "gay pornography made entirely by and for gay men is still misogynistic because the man being penetrated is just a female stand-in".

One More Fat Nerd
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Did Gwen actually used to be good, or was that a mirage?

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BioEnchanted posted:

As long as they stayed away from the horny,

Found the problem!

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Inceltown posted:

:wtc:

That kid is broken and should be taken out the back and shot like the lame horse he is.

16 is salvageable, especially since a lot of what he's saying is straight up direct regurgitation of nazi youtubers like Davis Aurini.

Granted thats a salvage op that would have to be undertaken by someone who actually cares about the kid and is extremely patient..

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Sunswipe posted:

I think the last four or five years have conclusively proven that the "Just let Nazis Nazi and they'll be socialised by peer pressure to knock it off" approach doesn't work.

That was probably a more effective approach before the internet made it possible to live in a 24/7 nazi rally and rarely, if ever, interact with your actually irl peers.

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Apr 13, 2007

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londonarbuckle posted:

Yeah these types all seem to have a dumb cargo cult idea of "strong, powerful respect-commanding masculinity" that's flat-out no different from "dude who could snap at any second and shoot up a shopping mall" energy. I'm not even sure they think there is a difference.

This is a really good way of describing their view of masculinity, and how they are unable to concieve of respect that isnt tied to fear.

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Inceltown posted:

Mao was right

Does something just break in your brain the instant you own more than one property? Cause theres just an absurd number of incredibly lovely entitled landlord takes out there.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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bhangraton posted:



What noble savages

Native nations: totally culturally homogeneous. I am definitely not racist.

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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Instead of going over why Gahan Linebarger is a shithead for the ten millionth time, everyone should be reading this story. It’s nuts. Pay special attention to the part where they offer him $12,000 for his pants, and he says no.

Also, except for the dry cleaners, literally everyone in the story is a lawyer. The presiding judge is a lawyer. The pants guy is a lawyer, and a judge. The wife he is in the process of divorcing while this is going on is a lawyer. Her lawyer is a lawyer. It’s lawyers all the way down.

It reminds me of the case where the lady decided her kid's teacher had insulted her child so she and her (literal, actual, cuck) husband planted a huge amount of weed in the teachers car and called the cops. This turned around on her and blew up: her marriage, her relationship with her fireman boyfriend, and her husbands very successful business. P. Sure both her and her husband are in jail now.

A few additional notes:

She wrote self insert crazy overblown revenge fiction for years before this, like, more than one story.

The teacher's great insult was telling the mom that the kid was sometimes a little slow when getting on/off the bus.

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Apr 13, 2007

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I've seen the take that desegregation wasn't 100% positive because it destroyed a number of black businesses that could only flourish with a captive audience, but never a "if only segregation forever" take. (from a black person, seen it plenty from white ppl)

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SpacePig posted:

Sell the switch, start pooping in the shower yourself.

Up the ante, start making GBS threads in your son's bed.

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Apr 13, 2007

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iwentdoodie posted:

A good friend of mine is 7 of 9 on women hes been with that later announced they were gay. Of the other two one is his ex wife that cheated on him, and his current long term girlfriend.

He has a bit of a complex about it.

I had a friend exactly like this in high school/early college. It mystified us then, but when i thought about it a few years ago i realized he was 5'4", slim, couldn't grow a beard, and it clicked.

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Apr 13, 2007

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Mak0rz posted:

Don't fall into the trap of believing dick pics function to get women interested in dating them. They are exhibitionism at best and explicitly meant to harass the recipients at worst. They are not really in the incel playbook.

Stupid "be persistent and she will relent and give you a chance" poo poo absolutely is, though. The romcom connection I gave was a bit glib, but media like that is definitely a contributor (outside of lovely people in the incel communities themselves, of course).

The vast majority of folks sending dick pics are just being shitheads, but some have probably either had success with it in the past (I knew a girl who liked them, requested them, and started at least one relationship due to them), or are just very dumb and don't realize that just cause they'd love to get unsolicited vulva pics doesn't mean women are the same.

A researcher tested that last one out btw, dudes on dating sites overwhelmingly appreciate unsolicited vag shots.

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RFC2324 posted:

Plenty of girls like dick pics. I know at two who openly treat them like pokemon because they just love dick fanatically.

The trick is that we basically never like unsolicited dick pics. Lemme tell you, there is nothing quite like going "oh yay! A message! Oh... Thats a penis."

The girl I knew liked them even unsolicited. She literally dated a dude whose first message (pre tinder, she didnt even like, swipe on him) was his erect dick next to a Budweiser can. Its obviously very rare, but like catcalling and probably other super lovely male behaviors, it has an (incredibly low) success rate.

That relationship did not work out, shocker.

Edit: tbf to the dude in question, from what I remember of the now 14 year old dick pic, his dick was notably larger than the beer can so that probably helped his strategy.

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

This could be the next killer business for men. UVP, Unsolicited Vag Pics.

Sign up, and you get random texts throughout the day, every day, of unsolicited vag pics. Could easily get 90%+ of every man on earth signed up. Make you a billionaire overnight.

Hrrm, have the app follow the users movements so it can be like, "hey boi, saw you at I-26 MILE MARKER 74, thought you looked cute, how do you like this?"

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OwlFancier posted:

I do not want dic or vulv pics tyvm, there are nicer parts of the body to photograph that don't look like a shaved rat or some sort of polypore.

I got you, our new app, GTSE, has your tastes covered.

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Platystemon posted:

Tacky ranking:

3. Sex toys in plain view

Had a friend in college whose roommate kept a suction cup dildo permanently attached to the shower wall. I found this out while using the bathroom at their apartment. At 19 I thought that was hot and provacative, at 38 I immediately think about shower mildew.

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Replace jewish with evangelical and I'd believe it

If they're right wing its even odds their "jewish friend" is one of those "Jews for Jesus" types.

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DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

Yeah I remember being a holier-than-thou agnostic when I was younger and it was an impressively bad look

I feel like a lot of folks on the internet were like that circa 2000-2005 or so. It was an easy trap to fall into when you were likely to run into aggressive Young Earth Creationists on just about any public forum. When your primary experience with religious folks is people who are both blatantly misinformed (or intentionally lying, but for jesus) and weirdly belligerent about it, you can get the wrong idea about the whole concept. Also didn't help that if you ran into creationists a lot they got progressively easier to dunk on, and some folks chased that feeling of being "righteously correct".

I kinda wonder where the YECs ended up. The legal side of the movement basically died in 2004, I think? I dont really see them much of anywhere anymore, I guess they just walled themselves up in little private internet enclaves like Conservapedia once it became apparent their ideas would not survive in the general internet.

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If you dig deeper you'll find he was also a (hispanic???) White supremacist! I know, a racist cop, what a shocker.

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Desert Bus posted:

I do not think Loomer is a person you want to imitate or base your life around.

But what if I want to look like Robert Z'Dar had a baby with his genderswapped clone and then the baby didn't have any pores?

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Grimdude posted:

Only a stupid loving rich person could EVER look at that tweet and even consider picking the $50/month. In fact, I'd say you can only be rich and choose the $50. There is not a single poor person on the planet who doesn't realize how life-changing $1,000,000 and how meaningless $50/month is.

And that's because a poor person probably watches their bank account like a hawk and feels bad for spending $50 even on groceries. Trust me, I'd know.

Having been dragged to a bunch of MLM things over my life, I regret to inform you there are more poor/middle class folks that would fall for this kind of "Residual income! Hustle! Make money while you sleep!" crap than you think. Those things don't pull people in because the math works or makes any sense.

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Douche Wolf 89 posted:

This thread is like a perpetual bad take machine.

I think the problem is that the thread title isnt "idiots on other forms of social media". Some of our own local idiots apparently think this thread is intended as a hangout spot for total morons incapable of grasping satire, sarcasm, or in fact any nuance of human communication at all.

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hawowanlawow posted:

then a bunch of nerds get really really weird and mad about it because they like the tweeter

Any perplexed superfans of a former Cracked writer (these people exist, apparently) should read the old webcomics threads, specifically whenever PBF came up. This site makes a lot more sense when you realize a solid chunk of users cannot handle media more complex than the sort where characters declare their entire motivation in plain language immediately before yelling the name of the attack they are doing to fight the bad guy.

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