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Just when I thought I couldn't hate Jim more.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2020 20:15 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 02:57 |
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you broke my grill posted:Millennials are the worst generation because they didn't get brain damage falling off their bikes Imagine being such an old miserable rear end in a top hat you want kids to get hurt.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 20:38 |
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You've been struck by a meme criminal.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2020 21:13 |
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My dad plays golf now because he's older and his knee is all hosed up so he can't play softball like he used to but he still likes to get out and do something physically. Him and my pothead brother go to public courses and make fun of all the yuppie fucks they see and drive around like maniacs on the carts and have a fun time.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2021 18:03 |
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This guy had a fever dream in which he conflated Max Rebo with Luke, happens to the best of us, and doesn't understand that his mom is remembering his memory and perspective. But this Bigger Luke is some premium internet. I can't tell if I am getting Poe's Lawed or not - http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/bigger-luke
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2021 20:55 |
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My parents sometimes let me stay up late and watch Seinfeld reruns with them at like 11pm on Friday nights and I'd be half-asleep and now I've got memories of George and Kramer wrestling.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2021 08:18 |
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I am not a homosexual, but I am sexually attracted to Ryan Gosling.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2021 21:33 |
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To be fair this guy has probably been eating nothing but those soylent shakes since he moved out of his parents house. It's probably why his brain is so soft that he thanks Joe Rogan for explaining that food good, actually.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2022 22:14 |
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Tarezax posted:Palpatine secretly had a son with three eyes and somehow that rumor got out so a completely unrelated guy with three eyes attempted to cash in and take power over the Empire with it. To secure his claim the pretender found the glove of Darth Vader and said he had gained dark side powers from it. In reality he had some lightning weapon installed in it and using it was slowly killing him. iirc this is from the same storyline where they sent a droid Leia to marry an Imperial officer but instead she killed him with her laser eyes during the marriage ceremony.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2022 22:16 |
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GWBBQ posted:https://i.imgur.com/PVa60tN.mp4 I hope I'm not late to the Nazi punching party I was making supper for all my comrades. E-I see that I'm late, that's what I get for posting from pages ago.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2022 20:13 |
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Ror posted:you mean the cows don't leave those glass bottles of milk on your doorstep every morning? Or the Kids in the Hall one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR578rP-uNQ
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2022 21:41 |
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Ratjaculation posted:Today I learnt Elden Ring was not the Skyrim sequel Today I learned that Elden Ring is one of the many, many things George RRRRRRR Martin did to put off finishing writing the Winds of Winter.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2022 21:32 |
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Inceltown posted:He's a real class act Wow, there's not much that can make my jaw drop in this day and age, congratulations (assuming this isn't a joke or a sarcastic barb I'm not picking up on).
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2022 21:37 |
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I'm not a fancy big city lawyer, but having the AI represent you in court seems like a notably bad idea in an age of memorable bad internet ideas. As a book reader, I'm more distracted by how wrong this guy gets the characters than by the absurdity of the whole thing - https://twitter.com/AssBoss80085/status/1616494334937034752 Ralph Crammed In has a new favorite as of 23:23 on Jan 21, 2023 |
# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 23:16 |
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I'm the Idiot here because I keep my Facebook on autotranslate because I'm a lazy bitch, but on the other hand if I turned if off I wouldn't get these ads
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2023 14:20 |
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Mierenneuker posted:It took me way too long to realize that bidding is beets, because it interpreted "bieTen" as "bieDen". Waspeen
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2023 14:49 |
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I think it's very ambitious of the auto translate to not just give up and say "IDK how to translate" oerknollen" you are on your own" and instead it goes "yeah oerknollen is, ugh, prickly tuberculosis, come and buy some!"
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2023 15:08 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 02:57 |
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Tangentially, Gone With The Wind (the book, I presume, not the movie) is really popular in North Korea.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 21:18 |