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Roblo posted:This has broken me. Why...why does he think that would happen, as opposed to the complete opposite? How can any functioning adult (I presume) be so loving naive and stupid? Argh I mean, you can call him and ask.
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Mamkute posted:Is Big Shark a talking shark, a dude with shark powers, or is that just his name? Look all you need to know about king shark is he's awesome 
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Inceltown posted:I'd be more worried about what you like that leads twitter to think this is something you should see. c'mon now you should know by now that the algorithm always points towards chuds always someone post the picture from admin
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goblin week posted:I stopped peeing while standing when I got my dick pierced. I think everyone should do that to eliminate piss going everywhere Well they'd have had a much harder time piercing it if you hadn't stopped.
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Hell of a take but at least he's open about being a garbage person? https://twitter.com/TenseiYusa/status/1270775523409637376 Hokkaido Anxiety has a new favorite as of 18:58 on Jun 10, 2020 |
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Where can I get some air criminals cause it sounds as dope as the air assaults.
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Soysaucebeast posted:Already gone. Anyone know what this was? The hardware store is next to a bar that serves a variety of foods involving bacon.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:(poster not idiot) Hahahahaha I was just told a form of this at work today. If an individual comes back with a positive test, unless you were within 6 feet of them for 10 minutes, you are not considered exposed (by the company), and you won't be notified as part of their contact tracing efforts.
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Dreadwroth2 posted:Mr Marcus seems like a real piece of trash. I mean he exposed coworkers to syphilis once but let's not paint him with a Trumper brush
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Mister Marcus is a porn star... Sorry figured being namedropped in a Kendrick Lamar verse meant it was a mainstream enough reference
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Captain Monkey posted:Never swipe right on Shelob. Shelob on my knob
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Sep 24, 2020 18:47
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I didn't know they made a kill la kill movie
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jjack229 posted:As someone who recently finished Arkham Asylum, City, and half of Origins, I feel more than qualified to say that the relationship between Batman and Joker is terribly uninteresting and should never be repeated or emulated. You'll be glad to know that relationship is DEFINITELY not revisited in Arkham Knight.
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Elviscat posted:E2: Johnny Rotten, one of the founders of punk music is a fascist piece of poo poo Trump/BJ supporter, so even the people that started it can get confused on what it's all about. The Sex Pistols were all about aesthetics. So actually, it's a perfect example of -punk.
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Mak0rz posted:What the gently caress? Why do you think parents don't want their kids putting coins in their mouth?
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Xeni is probably too easy but... https://twitter.com/xeni/status/1354844165356457994
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Skwirl posted:loving Dee Dee Ramone dropped out of a tour with GG Allin because he was too loving crazy. Eh the Ramones also gave away the song Chinese Rocks because it wasn't family friendly enough for their image.
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Data Graham posted:This but ... unironically? HR isn't meaningfully left in any way and serves only to protect the company hth
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Phenomenal reply though. https://twitter.com/susannahLAX/status/1367574743080046592
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Found in the replies of a pyf tweet https://twitter.com/ktheintz/status/1368282393111531520 
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:It has been for a while, used by exactly the type of people you would expect to use Linkedin as facebook. Recruiters?
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 https://www.cnbc.com/2021/04/06/retiree-who-left-the-us-for-mexico-downsides-of-living-on-the-beach-for-1200-per-month.html Among her downsides are "I can't get trader joe's" and "they speak a different language". 
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Skwirl posted:poo poo like this makes me genuinely think the Democratic establishment genuinely wants to lose in the mid terms. ... I mean yeah?
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Seems like he's having a lot of trouble saying what specific changes are too woke for him, other than "change bad". https://www.orlandosentinel.com/opi...rjoy-story.html https://twitter.com/pwtham11/status/1385612322861985792 ... Oh, no wonder he was speaking so generally.
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Skwirl posted:He's saying the word "praxis" has it's origins in like AAVE or some other sort of minority culture, like how "woke" originated among African Americans. The joke is just Ask : axe :: practice : praxis No it's not particularly funny
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jjack229 posted:It wasn't me, it was my evil twin. Growing a mustache so I can use this
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goblin week posted:I’m too hamhanded to julienne things 😔 This is what mandolines are for, just don't deli slice your ham hands on accident.
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Beaten nvm
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RFC2324 posted:Kinda sucks, I've been told Taco Bell was the authentic Mexican food in a major American city(kansas city, ms, for the record) Assuming you mean Missouri, this person was a moron who never stepped foot outside their lily white suburb.
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Elblanco posted:Wait what the gently caress? I work in a factory that makes those vans, spent 6 months on them myself, not once heard someone call them that! I spend a lot of time with large transformers for power generation and industrial applications and have similarly never heard that shorthand.... Weird, it's like people are fishing for an excuse.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:My brain went through like six increasingly poo poo sprite gets a fiddle
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interpretations of that picture before I figured out what it was.
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I watched the ashtray maze segment on YouTube a year or so before I ever picked up control on sale. The act of playing that segment is what makes it at all interesting. It's not even the first time that Remedy has done an Old Gods of Asgard shooting gallery.
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RoboRodent posted:I really like the filet-o-fish but I know literally no one else who will ever order them if they're in a Mcdonald's. It still exists, though, so I can't be the only one.  
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Gross Dude posted:I notice that the last panel says something about urban legends. Does that mean it's not even canon ? It's just the name of the batman comic in question.
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Covid in Sturgis takes a darker turn later in that thread. https://twitter.com/TepidButterASMR/status/1428366714878582789
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Ted misunderstands what "penalty box" means and gets a valuable lesson on how global views differ from American attitudes towards oral sex.
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hawowanlawow posted:I got carded for buying Swishers the other day and I'm 32 lol It was a polite way to say you're too old to not just buy your own blunt wraps
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Well that's not hard to find at all
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they should take away the dnd podcasts
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