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Punkin Spunkin posted:

I know i shouldnt be surprised by now but lmao...
https://twitter.com/MichaelBarden8/status/1270250771024470017?s=20

https://twitter.com/jonny290/status/1270450730239791105

# ¿ Jun 9, 2020 21:47

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 04:25

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Bugsy posted:

https://twitter.com/tmorello/status/1270419869524094976

It's just absolutely astounding that apparently people were RATM fans and didn't realize their music was political.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2020 22:43

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RoboRodent posted:

Yeah, they're not really good at telling the difference.

Which really calls into question why they like it.

They don't like it. They just think liberals are hypocrites for enjoying a movie that has racial slurs in it.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2020 17:41

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Does glinner want to be compared to all of the characters he's had a hand in creating?

# ¿ Jun 10, 2020 22:45

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Mak0rz posted:

Didn't Rowling decide to sack her editor and write without one starting at book five? I'm sure I remember reading that somewhere.

I remember hearing something like that.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2020 15:54

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Please try to convince them that there's a hidden Nazi message in Magic cards that was planned years in advance.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2020 03:31

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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1272001724912410626

# ¿ Jun 14, 2020 04:35

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# ¿ Jun 15, 2020 06:11

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https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/1272705262806355968

# ¿ Jun 16, 2020 03:46

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Source

# ¿ Jun 17, 2020 16:38

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OwlFancier posted:

Does the US not have, like, license points or whatever?

A lot of counties rely on speeding tickets for revenue, so they don't come with points unless you do something egregious.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2020 18:11

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Any time you spend thinking about that is time you'd be better off spending thinking about literally anything else.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2020 20:13

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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1255960131491299328

# ¿ Jun 19, 2020 00:18

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Knormal posted:

You don't expect them to shoot the opossum right there in the garage and damage the guy's drywall, do you?

I kinda do.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2020 20:32

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...mycologists?

# ¿ Jun 22, 2020 01:12

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https://twitter.com/bocxtop/status/1275186005243334656

# ¿ Jun 23, 2020 04:26

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https://twitter.com/chomskyhash/status/1275281124454027265

# ¿ Jun 23, 2020 16:01

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https://twitter.com/CoachJoeHart/status/1275838028494385152

# ¿ Jun 26, 2020 17:23

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Maybe he's looking to cash in on the manosphere's grift scene?

# ¿ Jun 27, 2020 05:15

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https://twitter.com/jonny_tompkins/status/1276389597359079424

# ¿ Jun 27, 2020 16:48

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Henchman of Santa posted:

New wife guy on a Saturday night:

https://twitter.com/jsv4/status/1277048058275074050?s=21

https://twitter.com/emmaroller/status/1277089613119655936

# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 16:43

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Shatner's in his late 80s, so maybe we can just wait this one out.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2020 04:45

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https://twitter.com/JonErikHansen/status/1277449512819265536

# ¿ Jun 29, 2020 20:53

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The people running Trump's branding are very good about maintaining plausible deniability for any specific thing that could be Nazi-related, but overall, it's pretty clear that these aren't coincidences.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2020 18:32

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Lottery of Babylon posted:

https://bayes.wustl.edu/etj/prob/book.pdf

A few pages back, but for whatever reason cranks really love to cite Jaynes. It's a serious textbook and not at all cranky, but for whatever reason they're drawn to it.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2020 01:04

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Tenebrais posted:

Fortunately the OotS comic's take on the matter is pretty good.

The comic is very good as long as you pretend the forums don't exist.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2020 17:05

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Emily's not the idiot:
https://twitter.com/FeminemiIy/status/1279594517423722496

# ¿ Jul 5, 2020 18:47

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Arsenic Lupin posted:

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1280522973003362312

Already gone.

Good Citizen posted:

Matty just deleted all of his tweets loving lol what a baby

Now I really want to know what it was.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2020 19:40

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I give MattY a week before he completely shits the bed.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2020 20:54

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Forums is 🦜?

# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 04:14

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https://twitter.com/DrewPells/status/1281044172246564873

# ¿ Jul 9, 2020 03:40

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Skwirl posted:

I'll try and find the thing about it but it was reverse engineered by a privacy buff and he was shocked at how much worse on every level it was than Facebook, Google and Twitter.

Not new news, but tbh if you have tiktiok, just get rid of it

OP is gone but the first comment is what's interesting, and that's still there. I think this bit summarizes it nicely:

quote:

For what it's worth I've reversed the Instagram, Facebook, Reddit, and Twitter apps. They don't collect anywhere near the same amount of data that TikTok does, and they sure as hell aren't outright trying to hide exactly whats being sent like TikTok is. It's like comparing a cup of water to the ocean - they just don't compare.

tl;dr; I'm a nerd who figures out how apps work for a job. Calling it an advertising platform is an understatement. TikTok is essentially malware that is targeting children. Don't use TikTok. Don't let your friends and family use it.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2020 01:39

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I haven't looked into the details of this but it sounds like Tiktok is designed so that it's hard to see exactly what it's doing. The certification is looking for more obvious malfeasance and is going to miss anything more subtle.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2020 01:46

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https://twitter.com/8ALTON8/status/1282078293756264448

# ¿ Jul 12, 2020 18:08

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There might also be a wire shaping the top of it.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2020 15:09

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https://twitter.com/WildinMonsters/status/1283075729241051137

# ¿ Jul 15, 2020 23:01

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OwlFancier posted:

I don't know if muskrats is a thing it's just what I always think of when I think of musk fanboys.

UrbanDictionary has an entry for this, so it's at least been used before.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 16:33

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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

The control panel of one of the greatest modern media juggernauts in the world looks like the interface to an early Javascript idle game.

Makes it easy to see who's looking at it.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 01:23

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https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1284227700132057090

OP not the idiot.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 03:28

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 04:25

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https://twitter.com/cFidd/status/1284570162713309187

# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 20:43

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