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Lemniscate Blue posted:Okay I'm actually kinda mad that this didn't go with "Suck my diiiiiiick, I'm a shaaaaark!" Which one, though? This is important because it's going to ruin my perception of the character depending on the shark dick he's talking about. I have my incensed tweet typed up and at the ready. It's OK because I also have two dicks. Unperson_47 has a new favorite as of 05:23 on May 9, 2020 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:It's time for women who miscarried early to be taken down a peg. This might be the worst tweet in this thread. modedit to remove quoted tweet Somebody has a new favorite as of 03:34 on May 11, 2020 |
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chitoryu12 posted:This woman tried to compare 30,000 flu deaths a year to 90,000 coronavirus deaths in a few months. This and the "covid deaths with existing conditions shouldn't count as covid deaths" are the 2 coping strategies they use after saying the numbers aren't real.
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BrigadierSensible posted:Re: 16 year old nazi dude. Or he gets his rear end beat. Unperson_47 has a new favorite as of 06:01 on May 19, 2020 |
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Warmachine posted:I love how the person is posting like "WORDING MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE THINK POSITIVE" when based on those statistics leaving the patient alone gives them a better chance of survival than the so-called treatment. This loving attitude is everywhere now.
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May 22, 2020 22:43
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I guarantee you boomers who are slobbering and yelling mad at anyone who will listen to open up restaurants aren't tipping jack poo poo.
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May 22, 2020 23:50
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Also sometimes the owner demands a cut of the tips.
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May 23, 2020 00:49
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Ah gently caress nevermind. I overwrote the screenshot. Turns out I'm the idiot on social media.
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May 23, 2020 13:31
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Wait does that mean they pronounce medicine as meh dyson
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May 24, 2020 13:55
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I'm going to sit on all the toilet seats. And no, that's not a typo.
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May 26, 2020 23:54
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HiroProtagonist posted:I don't know what is going on here but it feels somewhat magical https://twitter.com/CHANELSMEDIA/status/1265022950815617024
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Fishstick posted:Uncanny I thought that said "BUDK" at the bottom. Made a lot of sense.
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Having this idea in your head that, as a father, your daughter's virginity belongs to you sure is creepy.Guilty posted:It boggles my mind that the only thing keeping this man from becoming the next mass murderer is 'Jesus' He specifically states he is forbidden from doing willful harm to other Christians, so there's still a chance. Or he could just cast more hexes on people via letters like some kind of Post Office Warlock. FedHex. 
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May 29, 2020 12:34
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Meltdown May really kicking into high gear on its way out.
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May 30, 2020 05:52
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Yep, just reading random posts on Twitter at 3:00AM and getting mad and depressed yet I keep on reading. I'm the idiot on social media. 
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May 31, 2020 09:11
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Until now I thought tobuscus and TotalBiscuit were the same person.
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I was thinking about this in the shower but is there an opposite of "milkshake duck?" For example, right-wing media all of a sudden deciding Kanye or Dave Chappelle or whoever were always good.
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I'm late to this party but does Peter Molyneux think that women are just walking around full of eggs they deplete like a countdown timer at an arcade machine waiting for a quarter edit: Whoops, it was Stefan Molyneux, not Peter Molyneux. It's me. I'm the idiot Unperson_47 has a new favorite as of 23:25 on Oct 25, 2022 |
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Elon Musk so hard up to find friends that he forces employees to hang out with him to compare notes over source code. Just a completely robut-brained dipshit
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The funniest thing is that Musk could do absolutely nothing different with Twitter and still enforce the same standards of conduct or whatever and people would still pretend that it's a win for their version of freedom of speech and still hold him up as a hero for doing absolutely nothing.
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Mak0rz posted:Wearing a BLM shirt and has pronouns in bio? What bit is he doing now? He's probably doing it mockingly. Or maybe a lost bet.
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Dr Christmas posted:Complete list of celebrities who have actually been successfully cancelled: This might be the most successful one because I completely forgot this guy existed. Dude just loving vanished
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I'll never trust a bowtie nor the person wearing it
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Nov 9, 2022 19:56
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wanna see coked-up bob backlund debate trump
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Baron von Eevl posted:I had a friend who wanted to insist I pronounce Louisville "lullavull" which yes I understand is how it's pronounced by locals. I'm nor local to Kentucky, I'm like 600 miles from Kentucky. gently caress Kentucky. Kentucky deserves no respect. You can call every city Horseshit and they have to take it
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I never learned how to pronounce Lauren Blooberteam's name and I hope she loses so I never have to. I ain't gonna care to learn either way
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my large, obedient senator
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What in the world is wrong with Richard Dawkins's's's's' brain
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Musk should buy Pinterest so he can trainwreck it too and get it out of my search results
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Nov 13, 2022 14:10
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Imagine how gross that syrup bottle is after all this time. Bet they don't even rinse it out. Why not just have custom Aunt Jemima labels printed out and stick on the new bottle? Hmm, just thought of a business plan. See ya
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McCracAttack posted:There seems to be a lot of overlap between Star Wars fans and people who say "Go woke, go broke!" Not sure what to make of that. What does going "full Nancy Pelosi" even mean and do I want to know? Also I've posted this before but for people who say "go woke go broke," what is their excuse for those Tucker Carlson and Ben Shapiro movies flopping because no one wants to see them? The biggest shock to me is that anyone cares about Splinter Cell in this day and age enough to get mad one way or the other. Unperson_47 has a new favorite as of 22:58 on Nov 13, 2022 |
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Angry Salami posted:Edward Coon was a real cheesemaker who developed a new method of cheese ripening. It doesn't seem like there was ever any actual connection between him and the Australian brand, and it's not clear if they ever even used his methods. It's not surprising, then, that the Australian company has been kinda vague about him once they started being questioned about it - "No, we're not racist, we just stole this guy's name and used it without permission!" isn't a great look either. Frantically flipping through obituaries on a barely-working microfiche machine to find a guy so they can keep the cheese slur.
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*the opening riff of Ram Jam's Black Betty is heard*
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That dude in that Steam review clutching his pearls saying women can't be in the game because "people are very inappropriate; just IMAGINE what stuff they will do." Why not address the fact that your playerbase is toxic rather than try to govern what should be in the game? (I know it's because he doesn't give a poo poo)
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I assumed by "dead weight humans" they just meant moving someone who had passed out like a drunk-off-their-rear end friend or something and not actual dead bodies.
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That dude brings shame to the Alf name
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Mx. posted:https://twitter.com/jacobdotsol/status/1600526700982710273?t=KJ-tLEsXPONWlk-5yTS5-Q&s=19 See??! This is why we need Web3!!
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Read After Burning posted:https://twitter.com/VGC_News/status/1600515238314524675 I thought games go broke/get bad reviews because they go woke. They need to keep their narrative consistent or I will never be able to take them seriously. Unperson_47 has a new favorite as of 21:15 on Dec 8, 2022 |
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