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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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I'm gonna refer to goons as my colleagues from now on because we post on the same website

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1326771211775438848

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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:stonk:

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/84718394762465281

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Decided to check out this guy's profile



https://twitter.com/Shvartacus/status/1096871228390789120

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Ever wonder?

https://twitter.com/ScrubUnoriginal/status/1327363313089568776

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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DigitalRaven posted:

Looks like Amazon have decided that Ireland has already reunified.

https://twitter.com/AmazonHelp/status/1327654526963376128

:lol:
https://twitter.com/AmazonHelp/status/1327656661486628865

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Mak0rz posted:

The right has a pretty uncanny habit of making Democrats seem way cooler than they could ever hope to make themselves

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Yeah there's a difference between simply not liking a movie and hating a movie so much you foam at the mouth with rage and harass the acting/production team about it online.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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I can probably name one larger and more well documented

https://twitter.com/pookleblinky/status/1327803900251041795

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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These are literally the same thing, yes

https://twitter.com/NuclearTakes/status/1328365130602647552

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Do people think World War 2 soldiers just came out of the womb with a Tommy in hand ready to storm the beach or what?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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https://twitter.com/HoratioSkald/status/1328408188232884229

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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By this definition I'm colleagues with Richard Dawkins and for that alone I will reject it

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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(edit: removed because it seems like the poorly articulated tweet actually came from a place of trauma and she's getting harassed over it)

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 15:51 on Nov 17, 2020

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Yeah I was thinking that it's like they have to say a cop "allegedly shot" someone despite three separate cameras that clearly and unambiguously showed him unloading an entire magazine into the victim's back

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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ben come on man you're so close

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1329242777964699649

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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"but believe me"

Okay guess we'll just have to take jelly_2046's word for it

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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OwlFancier posted:

Is there work safe engraved pussy?

Surely work safe in an obstetrics office

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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:sickos:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Skwirl posted:

She had to quit because she discovered "twitter for Nazis" didn't like Nazi collaborating Jews anymore than any other type of Jews (that might have been Gab, which I never hear about anymore).

Yeah what happened to Gab anyway? It's gone almost as quickly as it appeared.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Now he's promoting it. The grift worked.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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"This happened because I wasn't doing my job" is quite the defense

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Brawnfire posted:

Ah sorry I just realized there was more in that quote, I was referring to the guy talking about the racist Voice-Over artist

It seems like he literally has no idea what's happening, to a point where anyone who is literate enough to engage with Twitter should be embarrassed, so I assume it's a hilarious troll or some dumb poo poo

Yeah I'm going with this theory tbh:

FFT posted:

from a brief scroll i think this guy's just "lovely Ken M"

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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RenegadeStyle1 posted:

Even if it's true what makes him think the pope has any responsibility in "upholding american values".

American Christians are a special bunch.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Six-Of-Hearts posted:

i'm assuming the other guy is too

From September:
https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1306790829428813825

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Skwirl posted:

I don't have personal experience, but I've met several people that were lied to fairly flagrantly by recruiters.

I think Joe Biden is less likely to get us into another shooting war than 4 more years of Trump, but if there's a new conflict the size of the initial Iraq invasion than likely whatever they told you goes straight out the window, even if they thought they were telling you the truth at the time (which is itself a big if)

This comes to mind
https://twitter.com/LolOverruled/status/1314217311088390145

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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https://twitter.com/camwhiteastro/status/1332900665849352193

read the replies for some brain dissolving stuff

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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man it would be so cool to fight in two of the bloodiest, most destructive wars in written history and come out the other end maimed and/or irreparably psychologically scarred haha it would own so hard

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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*goes back in time to the great depression* heh, you guys think this is bad? wait 'til I tell you about this thing we have in our time. It's called cancel culture.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Karia posted:

I really wonder how he woulda coped with the Spanish Flu.

Born in 1900? Not the worst, but not great either.





https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/12/1/05-0979-f3 posted:

Figure 3. Influenza plus pneumonia (P&I) (combined) age-specific incidence rates per 1,000 persons per age group (panel A), death rates per 1,000 persons, ill and well combined (panel B), and case-fatality rates (panel C, solid line), US Public Health Service house-to-house surveys, 8 states, 1918 (36). A more typical curve of age-specific influenza case-fatality (panel C, dotted line) is taken from US Public Health Service surveys during 1928–1929

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 07:33 on Nov 30, 2020

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Lol this is such a cop out. They could just lie instead of pulling this poo poo. At least then there'd be a chance someone might believe them.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Sunswipe posted:

I still don't get what the point of the original tweet was. A joke about the poster pretending not to know that places outside NY have shops? A joke about the wide array of stuff on sale at a bodega? I don't know what the joke is, I don't know why people are getting worked up about it. Did she kill a puppy while typing it out?

My god lol

Don't think about it too hard. It's clearly meant to be playing on the "i wonder if (place) has (thing ubiquitous to pretty much every location in the world)..." style of musing

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Edit: nevermind

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Compu-Globo-Homo-Mega-Net

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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It's a poorly-phrased statement that implies messenger RNA is a new, human developed technology and not something that has already existed in nature for like 4 billion years.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Phthisis posted:

yeah I'm sorry but I don't understand how someone can possibly think it's funny that a reporter probably read "uses mRNA technology" and then relayed it as "uses a technology called mRNA", which is not really quite correct but I don't think is as ridiculous as people think it is

that seems as stupid as laughing at someone saying "ATM machine"

Yeah, it's a pretty innocuous and obvious communication error. Enough to get a chuckle, but really shouldn't be enough to make people "lose it" like the Twitter OP

Data Graham posted:

I don't think the funny bit is moving the "technology" around in the phrase, what's funny is whoever decided to label it as "technology" in the first place

Bet your rear end I'm going to laugh if someone says "This tree that I'm growing uses technology called water"


Doubly so if it's a reporter who I know took the same biology classes in high school that I did

The technology they're trying to report on is "mRNA-based vaccines," which is actually novel. Not the mRNA itself.

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 22:11 on Dec 1, 2020

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

What really sucks is covid deniers' explanations of what PCR is

Do... do I want to know? :ohdear:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Bodega Discourse person is still going off, apparently

https://twitter.com/kimpossiblefact/status/1333885566467907585

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Yikes!

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Lesbians are a non-renewable resource. Once the stock goes, there'll never be any more.

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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https://twitter.com/hilaryagro/status/1334325657795432448


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