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Karen and Kevin sounds good so that's what I'm going to say now. https://twitter.com/ProfaneFeminist/status/1244738181221646336 As a baker, I should really start a thread listing all the hosed up bakes people are putting on the internet. This bread is a travesty inside and out.
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Arivia posted:I think someone got confused about how blood flows to the vagina and it gets flushed/the clitoris being comparable to erectile tissue, not that someone's vagina (let alone their vulva) gets hard Yes that is definitely what happened capped off with a smug "google it, pleb". Thus why they are massive idiot.
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Also butter lasts a while. She's a dumb racist but i buy a lot of butter all at once too. I am not that fat I swear.
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Oh man, he even got the sideways one. That's a lot tougher to explain than the Hindu swastika.
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Doc Hawkins posted:the rumor come out: does calling cops is gay? only if they are Hot Cops op
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POLICE BAD! FRANKENCRIME ANGRY! FRANKENCRIME SMASH! The Hulk was a Frankenstein boy right? I never saw the movie.
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https://twitter.com/Mirkked/status/1280427433196433409?s=19 But then why would the Vatican want to destroy the big bones?
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I hope the parents go to jail for manslaughter and child endangerment and then the kid becomes a Batman
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We need to bring plague doctor's back. Masks and all of it, really turn up the volume on this whole end of the world vibe we got going on.
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It's too early for takes this mind-numbing, Twitter. Please  https://twitter.com/JoeSilverman7/status/1282451690478866434 "air" he's a pediatrician and this is his mindset. 
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This one made me want to play goose game again. https://twitter.com/AP/status/1283301758018691072 
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I tried posting this yesterday, dude. No one gave a poo poo, but it's nice to know at least one other person found it funny. Honk Kong.
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hawowanlawow posted:hey guys just wanted to stop by and say I know exactly how much cam girls charge to let guys jerk it to them girls in high school no less
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Steve jobs got too strong on superfoods, tred carefully
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https://twitter.com/s_amememe___/status/1289637318857392128?s=19 The whole thread is pretty boilerplate incel/Mra/conservative, but the "women are suppressing their maternal instinct to the point of *gasp* caring for immigrants" caught me by surprise. I had never heard that aspect of things before.
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you broke my grill posted:The problem with millennials is they only submit applications online and that's why it takes 100 applications. If you really want to get a job you need to pound the pavement, walk into an office, hand your resume to the bossman, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him, "I'm your man!" So true, and this exact wording works for you gals out there too!
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Strom Cuzewon posted:Why is it a needlessly complicated robot arm and not some sort of conveyor-belt griddle like those rolling toasters you get at hotel breakfasts? what is the difference between a human and a needlessly complicated robot arm, really?
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I worked at a fast casual place and two people wore headsets. One who takes orders and does the register and one who makes the food. The one who takes orders could take orders while away from the register and the other person would key it in and get it started. This was not something that was done if we were busy, but during lulls it happened all the time.
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Uhhhh thanks, Jerry? Nice fupa.
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What the loving poo poo is going on with that E? It's supposed to be a flag but it looks like a hosed up F if anything at all. And I refuse to boek the bluf it's unamerican. Cops are the stupidest motherfuckers alive. Waterbed Wendy has a new favorite as of 14:41 on Aug 4, 2020 |
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Unbeatable logic from the pro life party
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god drat, if it wasn't such a tragedy that happened this would be funny
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https://twitter.com/HenryAl07332400/status/1290792896023625728 LEAVE MY ANTIFA PRESIDENT ALONE!!!!
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Ok, close the thread. Nothing will want to make me kill myself more than this tweet. We are getting into dangerous territory here and I don't think we are prepared for the consequences.
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it's french for meat palette
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RoboRodent posted:I work in a deli and I'm so loving triggered right now. Hey meat friend (in french charduderie) I appreciate your hard work. I enjoyed my butchery class. It sounds like you are stressed out about that knife, do they not allow you to sharpen them yourselves? I worked at a restaurant like that, they had a knife guy who came in and sharpened because, we were told, it was a liability to let us do it. Even though we used the knives every day, cleaned the knives, just constantly handled the knives. It sounded like a racket to me, but I wouldn't mind sharpening knives for local businesses. Just a side thing until I make it.
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Step back ma'am *unfurls Gordon Ramsay Official Knife Kit* your kid got the throat scallops real bad and I gotta fillet his whole head.
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Len posted:Why do you think healthcare is so expensive? By all indications from the government human life is worthless so idk!
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I think it's more dangerous that a child might learn that pleasure comes from books. Books are being phased out in favor of screens and this baby is never going to be happy.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:fun fact: Ben is the same height as Jon Snow and Daniel Radcliffe. (and also me!) three apples?
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Finally rear end to rear end is about to become law
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well when you're right you're right
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Cloacamazing! posted:But we all know that the only reason a woman would ever try to look good is to entrap a man into paying for the babies she has with an orgy of drug addicts with huge penises! whoa whoa whoa keep that poo poo under wraps ok? can't let the men know the plan or else they will start making demands for stupid poo poo like a travel size man cave or tactical mechanical keyboards.
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girl games: Mrs. Pac Man man games: Rick and Morty's Cum Town Racing
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What the gently caress is wrong with liberals? Be your own mommy and daddy, it's not hard you losers.
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The man https://twitter.com/Brian_Sauve/status/1297881350356242432 Honey, get the stake https://twitter.com/Brian_Sauve/status/1297616880937574401 The wife https://twitter.com/Lexy_Sauve/status/1297208703477669888 https://twitter.com/Lexy_Sauve/status/1296116283616845825 Tradicool!
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hawowanlawow posted:white people and the Japanese a classic pairing really
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Henchman of Santa posted:Posting Brandy’s response because the actual post and replies are NWS. Click through. Just getting turbo hard with my dad for the internet nbd
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