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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

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Six-Of-Hearts posted:

No no, you #wifeME.



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https://twitter.com/ihatetrolling/status/1299860973466116098?s=19

Wtf

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Darkhold posted:

https://twitter.com/helloalegria/status/1301290315593191426

The OP is not the idiot. Really that makes work so enticing.

https://twitter.com/thepunningman/status/1301459036911665154?s=19

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Ladies🥰 just because hot 🌶 🐪🥵 👧girl👧 🍻summer 🍻🌞 is over 🌄 doesn’t 😏mean😘 you 😊 have to stop🛑🚏 being🍯 a hot🥵🥵 girl💁, it’s 🍑THOTUM🍆. Go 🉐get your rear end🍑 are 👉 in a pumpkin🎃 patch. Sprinkle💦💦 pumpkin 🎃🎃 spice 🌶️seasoning❄️ on🔛 your tiddies🥛. Send spooky👹☠️ nudes. Ghost 👻 him💦💦

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https://twitter.com/linzasaur/status/1305788079505055746

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There's poo poo happening right now today in Malaysian politics and loving Imc still wants to come in and defend being a paedo

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Ibblebibble posted:

Who's the PM now? Let's spin the wheel!

We reached the point several hours ago where a person sitting in parliament tweeted calling another person an "incorrigible liar and a political psychopath" so idk! Maybe we are facing another coup based out of a 5 star hotel!

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Sunswipe posted:

OP is not the idiot.
https://twitter.com/miniondeathcult/status/1309228090439036928



Between the guns and the spare mags, that guy's gotta be carrying about 120 rounds of ammo. I'd love to know what situation he's imagining that needs all that.

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🕶️🧦Black leggings🤨🤔?! On a mom👩‍👦😲😳?! Born in November👀🌐1️⃣1️⃣???😜💦💦💦💦💦💦

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Every day I 😊 see👀 👀🙈 more➕ ➕ grown adult 🧑 👳men👳 👴 use emojis. There is no😣 🙅‍♂️ excuse for this. Emojis are 👉 for children👪 👩‍👩‍👦 and women👘. 🙆 Do you 😊 think 💭 💭💭💭 your great 🇬🇧 grandfather would 🈶have 🈶 🈶 been caught ☠dead☠ ⚰ using emojis if the internet 📶📶 🌐 existed back 🔙 ↩️ then? Have 🈶 some self respect for God’s sake 🍶🍻🍺🍻🍻🍻🎉🍻🍾🎉🥂😜💦💦💦😵🤢🤮😣😞🥱😴😴😴😴.

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Mr. President🥺🥺 I'm literally sitting here🧎‍♂️crying😭 and throwing up🤮 at this news😔. You are the bravest man💯 I have ever seen👁😩 I named my first son🤰Donald🦧 after you😏. If anything happened to you😦 I don't know what I would do😢. Thank you for ending racism🙏🙏🇲🇾.

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Chrissy Teigen had a miscarriage and uh

https://twitter.com/yungdialectic/status/1311720878691020801

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Aramoro posted:

Do adverts on Social Media count?



Reminding me of a bakery which had a bun product stuffed with lemongrass chicken named The Killing Fills

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When 💤😲 you 🤔🙋 are alive, ♍ the "Shiva" resides in 🏠 YOU. When your 👄💋👠📥 life 👪👼🔥 cycle ends, you reside in SHIVA. 🙏 👐👌 Happy Mahashivratri! ❤ ℹ💝 May 💖🌌 the "Destroyer" destroy all the 🗺 problems of your life.😁

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Ok all 🏞🌈 you 👉👌 Biden supporters. If 🎅🤷 he gets 🙎 elected...Whatever comes next is ✅ on YOU. 💦🙄 You HATED Trump 😬🍤 so 😂 much 😩😐 that 😳🏻 you 👊 sacrificed America? 🗽 Biden plans to 💦➡ make 🏻 a vaccine mandatory! It ⌨✋ won’t matter 🤛😡 if 💦 you don’t 🚫 want 🙀 it, 💋 you WILL 😡📌 get 🉐🅱 it 😉 or 🤔🚻 go ⏩➡ to 😛👈 jail. 👮 Our 🎥👥 gas is 💦🙌 guaranteed to be 👏🐝 over 🙊😂 $4 a gallon. All 👌 YOUR fault. So when ⏰ you 😘🆒 are out 🍻🌐 of 💦 gas on the 💯 side of the road, ⚠ call ole Joe to bring ⬅ you 💯 some. ⛄ He 👈👨 supports murdering babies 👶👶 up to 💦🔣 FULL TERM in the name of 💦 convenience. So 💯 that 26 week preemie that ❔😐 is 😂🗡 now 👎😡 21 👌👌 could have ♂ been 👦👏 aborted!!! That 😐 baby that was 💯 born 👶👶 today 📆 could ♂ have 😤🈶 been 💫 aborted yesterday!! 📆🌒 MURDER! 🔫 He plans 📒 to 😂😋 take 👨🤳 away 💃 ALL gun rights! 👀👁 We will have 🅰🈶 no way ↕ to 🗣 protect 🛡 ourselves. 💉💉 He 🏃 plans to 💯 defund the 🚧 police. Meaning 😏⛔ the police WILL 🚫 NOT 🚫 be able 💪💪 to come 💦 to your 🏼👏 side 🚔 when ⏰⏱ you 🎵👈 need them. 👹 And 👏 I assure you 😁 that YOU 🤐 will be needing to 👁📬 dial 911 👮 cause 🎗🎗 we 👉🔫 will 💰👏 have 🈶 a 💰🚬 civil 🏢🏢 war! 👍👍 Crime 🔫 will run 🏃🏃 rampant. Biden will do 👏🏻 away 🏼♂ with 🙌 Bonding companies. So if ⬅🔟 you go to 🤧👅 jail, ⛓ you will not 🚫 have ➡ the 🏻😢 luxury 💅 of 💦💦 calling 📞📞 a 😩 bondsman. You will 🅱🅱 sit 💺 until 🙄 you 🎩👊 have 😩 money 💰💰 to 👍 get 👽✊ out. Biden voters, do 😧 you 👶 realize 🤔😎 this 😱 is the America 🗽 you ☝✋ chose. This 😂 is what YOU 😍 voted for 💰🚟 and 🌬 how you chose to 😋⬆ allow our wonderful country 😤 to 😳 become ♂🏽 a 🅰 socialist country. I 💦💰 hope y’all 🔥💀 are prepared for what 😱⁉ will ⚽✊ happen if 👏🏃 he does win. 🏆 But 👩 sadly 😟 the ♀ majority of ❗ you ❤ don’t 🚫 even 💥 know 😵📝 any 💦🏼 of 💦👏 this because ✔✡ you only 💯👍 voted 🏻 for 🅱🙌 him ⏪😎 over 👇💦 your hatred for 👷 Trump. 🚞💩 #prayforourcountry🇺🇸

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Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1328112074279546880?s=19

Feel bad for Alex, spooky goth chick seems really into him, invites him to her place, he assumes ouji board is just a euphemism, then she hooks up with his dead friend and gives him the cold shoulder.

Having severe flashbacks of the girl who had a spiritual matrimony to Sai baba

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I 👁 was shooting 🔫 heroin 🚬 and reading 📖 “The Fountainhead” in the front 💦😜🔻 seat 💺👁🗑 of my privately 🔒 owned 😎 police 👮😠😡 cruiser 🚢 when 🍑 a call ☎📞 came 💦 in. I 👁 put 😏 a quarter 🕒 in the radio 📻 to activate 🙅😲😵 it. It was the chief 👦🍆👀.

“Bad news 📰, detective 🅱🅾™. We got 🍸 a situation.”

“What? Is the mayor 🤡😳💦 trying 😈 to ban 😤🚫🙅‍♂️ trans 🌈 fats 🐋 again?”

“Worse. Somebody 👤 just stole 😤 four 4️⃣ hundred 💯 and forty-seven million 💯 dollars’ worth 💰 of bitcoins.”

The heroin 💉 needle 🍆💉 practically ❤ fell 🍂 out of my arm 💪. “What kind 🙁 of monster 👹 would do something 😅 like 💦👍 that? Bitcoins are the ultimate 🙌💯🙇 currency 💰: virtual 🔥, anonymous 😮🚫👹, stateless. They represent 🇺🇸 true 💯 economic 💵 freedom 🙌, not subject 📐 to arbitrary manipulation 💯😎✊ by any government 😓🙄. Do we have any leads?”

“Not yet 😇. But 🍑 mark 😡 my words 📓: we’re going 🏃 to figure 💪 out who did this and we’re going 👉 to take 👊 them down 👇⬇ … provided 🤔💭 someone 👤 pays 💰 us 👨 a fair 👒👉 market 📰 rate 💰 to do so.”

“Easy, chief,” I 👁 said 💬👱. “Any rate 💰 the market 📈 offers 💸 is, by definition 📚, fair.”

He 👨 laughed 😂. “That’s why 🚮❓ you’re the best 🏆 I 👥 got 🉐, Lisowski. Now you 🤔👉 get 🉐 out there and find 👀 those bitcoins.”

“Don’t worry,” I 👁 said 💬. “I’m on 🔛 it.”

I 👥 put 😏 a quarter 💰 in the siren 🚨. Ten 🔟 minutes ⏰ later 🕑, I 👁🙌🏻 was on 🔛 the scene 🕑. It was a normal 😐 office 🏢 building 👷🚧, strangled 🌬 on 🔛 all 💯 sides 👈👉 by public 🙈⛱😳 sidewalks 🏘. I 👁 hopped 🐸 over 🔁 them and went 💨 inside 💠.

“Home Depot™ Presents 🎁 the Police!®” I 👁 said 💬, flashing 💂🎆⚡ my badge 💪🏼💁🏼 and my gun 🔫 and a small 👌 picture 🖼 of Ron 💁‍♂️ Paul 👽. “Nobody move 📦 unless 🆒💁 you 👈 want 😋 to!” They didn’t.

“Now, which one 👺☝❗ of you 👈 punks 🎸 is going 🏃🏇 to pay 👾💸 me to investigate 👀 this crime?” No 😣 one 👺☝ spoke 🗣 up ☝.

“Come on,” I 👁 said 👱🏿💬🙈. “Don’t you 👈 all 💯 understand 🤔 that the protection 🛡 of private 🕵⁉🚫 property 🎮🚣🏻⛽ is the foundation 🤓🔍🤯 of all 😤 personal 👨 liberty?”

It didn’t seem 👀 like 😄 they did.

“Seriously, guys 💪👦. Without ❌😖 a strong 💪🏋️‍♀️ economic 📈 motivator 🤷🏼‍♀️, I’m just going 🏃 to stand 🕴🏻 here and not solve 👍🅱 this case 💼. Cash 💵 is fine 😰💦, but 🍑 I 👥 prefer 🍞 being paid 💧 in gold 💰 bullion or autographed Penn 🖊 Jillette posters.”

Nothing ❌. These people 👫 were stonewalling me. It almost 💸 seemed 🚹🚤 like 👍 they didn’t care 💅 that a fortune 💰 in computer 🖥 money 🤑 invented 🧪🔧 to buy 💸 drugs 💊 was missing 🧦.

I 👁 figured 🧠 I 👁 could wait 🚏 them out. I 👁 lit 🔥 several 💯 cigarettes 🚬 indoors 🚪👈. A pregnant 👶😇 lady 👩 coughed 😷🤧, and I 👁 told 🗣 her 👸♀ that secondhand 👊 smoke 💨😜 is a myth 🐲. Just then, a man 👦 in glasses 🥃💪🏼🏇🏼 made 👑 a break 💥 for it.

“Subway™ Eat 👅 Fresh ⛲ and Freeze ❄, Scumbag!®” I 👁 yelled 🗣.

Too late 🕛. He 👥 was already 👋 out the front 🔝 door 🔑. I 👁 went 🏃 after 2️⃣ him 👨🏾.

“Stop right ✔ there!” I 👁 yelled 🗣 as I 👁 ran 🔒🏣♍. He 👨 was faster 🏃💨 than me because I 👁 always 🔥 try 😈 to avoid 👋 stepping 🚶 on 🔛 public 🙈⛱😳 sidewalks 🛄. Our country 🇺🇸 needs 🙏🏼 a private-sidewalk voucher system 🗺, but 🍑, thanks 🙏 to the incestuous 🤢 interplay between 👉👈 our corrupt 😈👀 federal 🇺🇸 government 💩 and the public-sidewalk lobby 🤪, it will never 🚫 happen 😱.

I 👁 was losing 🥉 him 👴. “Listen, I’ll pay 💰 you 👈 to stop!” I 👁 yelled 🗣. “What would you 👈 consider 👈 an appropriate 🙅🏼 price 💰💸 point 📍 for stopping ✋? I’ll offer 📴 you 👉 a thirteenth of an ounce 🐐 of gold 🏆🥇🏅 and a gently 👅 worn 😥 ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”

He 👨 turned 😍. In his 💦 hand 🤲 was a revolver 🤠🔫 that the Constitution 📜 said 🗣🙍‍♂️ he 👥 had every ☝ right ✔ to own. He 👥 fired 🔥 at me and missed 😢. I 👁 pulled ✊🏻 my own gun 🔫, put 😏 a quarter 💰 in it, and fired 💥🔫🔥 back 🔙. The bullet 🤷🏽‍♀️ lodged 🏠 in a U.S.P.S 💌📧📫. mailbox 📫 less ➖ than a foot 🦶🏼 from his 👦🏿🥶💦 head 💆. I 👁 shot 🔫 the mailbox 📫 again ❌😬, on 🔛 purpose 😄.

“All right 👌, all 💯👺 right!” the man 👨 yelled 😡🗣, throwing 🤽‍♀️ down ⬇ his 👦💦 weapon 🔫🗡. “I give 🎁 up ☝, cop 👮! I 👁 confess 🚇🚪🌘: I 👁 took 👫 the bitcoins.”

“Why’d you 👉🏻🧑🏻 do it?” I 👁 asked 🙏, as I 👁 slapped 👋🏼 a pair 💏 of Oikos™ Greek 🇬🇷➿ Yogurt 🥛🥄 Presents ✌🙌 Handcuffs® on 🔛 the guy 👦🏼👦🏽.

“Because I 👁 was afraid.”

“Afraid?”

“Afraid of an economic 💵 future 📅 free 🆓 from the pernicious 👼🏻 meddling of central 🏪 bankers,” he 👨 said 💬. “I’m a central 💖 banker.”

I 👁 wanted 😍 to coldcock the guy 👨🚹. Years 🗓 ago 🔙, a central 💖 banker 💦 killed ☠ my partner 👭👬👫. Instead 🚔, I 👁 shook 🤝 my head 💆.

“Let this be a message 💬 to all 💯 your 👈 central-banker friends 👫👬👭 out on 🔛 the street,” I 👁 said 💬. “No matter 😱 how many 👬 bitcoins you 👉 steal 💰, you’ll never 👎🙅❌ take 💅 away 😐 the dream 😴 of an open 👐 society 👥 based ✊👌 on 🔛 the principles 👑 of personal 👨 and economic 💵 freedom.”

He 🏻👥 nodded 🌝 because he 👥 knew 👓 I 👁 was right ✔. Then he 👥 swiped his 💦 credit 💳 card 💳 to pay 💰🤛 me for arresting ❗ him 👴.

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https://twitter.com/ShaneSmedley/status/1333557760521166850?s=19

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Light Gun Man posted:

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DEMATERIALIZE THE POLICE


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https://twitter.com/GraceSpelman/status/1334195102164676608

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OwlFancier posted:

I stopped cutting my hair as soon as I was old enough to so the concept of hairdressers is kinda strange to me anyway.

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The Industrial Revolution 😳 and its 🙈 consequences ➡️ have been 🙊 a disaster 🌋 for the 🐵 human race 👩. They have 🐒 greatly 🤪 increased ⬆️ the life-expectancy 🧬 of those of us 👦 who live in “advanced” countries 🌐, but they 🙉 have destabilized 🙄 society 🤡, have made life 🧬 unfulfilling 😭, have subjected 😐 human beings 💁‍♂️ to indignities 😳, have led to widespread 🙈 psychological 🧠 suffering 😭 (in the Third World 🌎 to physical suffering 😭 as well) and have 🐵 inflicted 😬 severe 😱 damage 🔥💣 on the natural 🌿🌱 world 🌍. The continued 🙉 development ➡️ of technology 💻 will worsen 😱 the situation. It will certainly 😒 subject 🐒 human beings 🧑 to greater 🙊 indignities 😳 and inflict greater damage 🔥💣 on the natural 🌿🌱 world 🌍, it will probably 🙈 lead to greater 😟 social 👭 disruption 😡 and psychological 🧠 suffering 😭, and it may 🐵 lead to 😣 increased ⬆️ physical suffering 😭 even in “advanced” 🙊 countries 🌐.

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An institution that sends probes and satellites to observe balls? 🤔

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orange juche posted:

TSR, I think I found one of your posts, it got lost by the dumpster

I 👥 hope 🙏 you 👈🏼 have at least 💯 a tiny 👌🏼, itsy 🙂 bit 😢 idea 💡 of how ignorant 💩😂, selfish 😆😇, uncaring, egocentric, cruel 👎, delusional 👨🏻‍💼, sociopath 😬, pathetic 😂 and apathetic you 👈☝🏻 sound 🔊🔈. If not, please 🙏 consider 🤔 some introspection and taking 👊 a hard 💪👍🍆 inventory 💰. Face 😀 your 👈 demons 🤰👹, because your 👈 demons 👻😈 are staring 🙊👀 right 👌 at you 👈, preying.

P.-S 🅾.: I 👁 know 💭. Your 👉 weak 👶 mind 🤯 can't 🚫😒 even 🌃 begin 🔘 to grasp ✊💪😫 what I 👁 am. It's because you 👈 don't 🚫 deserve 👌 this privilege 💰💘. Go 🏃 on 🔛, try 😈 to shut 😷 me up ☝. You 👉🏻 can't 🚫 and you 👈 won't ❌. Go 🏃 ahead 🙎🏻 now, resume wasting 🗑 your 👉 lives 👤👈💓. And yes ✅, I'm 💘 unhinged, crazy 🤪, I 👁 need 👉 to calm 😴 down ⬇ and shut 😷 my stupid 📖🚫 rear end 🍑 up ☝. But 🍑 I'm 😂👌🏼 free 🆓💲🙅🏾, and you're not. And you're jealous 😒❤ and envious 👲🏽. And yes 👍, I 👁 am triggered ‼🤣. But 🍑 do you 👅👄👉 honestly 😇 want 😋 to find 🔎 out what happens 💦🍆😍 when 👆🕙⏰ I'm 💘 on 🔛 the trigger 🔫😤👎, aiming 🔫 at the void 🕳 where your 👈 souls 👻 should be? Free 💜 your 👉 mind 🤯 and your 👉 spirit 👻, because right 👌 now you're a prisoner 👨 of the darkest 😈 pit 🕳, looking 👀 up ⬆ at the stars 🌟, not knowing 💭 the immensity 😱 of the tragedy 😭 your 👉 beliefs 🌈, opinions 😤 and lack 📉 of empathy 😌 inflict 😵 on 🔛 this world 🌍. Go 🏃 on 🔛, little 👌 bird 🐣🐦. Fly 🚫👼💸. You'll find 🔎 out soon 🔜 enough 👺 what this all 💯 means 😏.

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