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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Idiots on Social Media: If cum was garlic sauce I'd give way more blowjobs.
 
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PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.
Somehow referring to the partner as "boyfie" grosses me out more than the pube ring.

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PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.
I'm more confused by the restaurant serving bread with a noodle-heavy soup.

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PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Waterbed Wendy posted:

As a baker, I should really start a thread listing all the hosed up bakes people are putting on the internet. This bread is a travesty inside and out.

Are you seriously gatekeeping practical domesticity right now?

* # ¿ Apr 6, 2020 18:36
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PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I don't wanna stereotype but why are straight dudes always really bad at taking selfies?

This is a weird thing to say, and you should feel bad for saying it.

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PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.
.... YEA BABY .....

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PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.
Probe me, based Mod.

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PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

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PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.
Looks like a bunch of self-important media critics flinging poo poo at each other. Again.

* # ¿ Apr 27, 2020 18:38
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PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.
I can't wait for the inevitable poo poo-storm surrounding an old sodomy law making it all the way to the Supreme Court. This seems like the kind of asinine year for that to happen.

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PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Read After Burning posted:

What the gently caress is an "oomfie"?

a cutesy way of writing the acronym OOMF (one of my followers/friends)

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PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.
https://twitter.com/RawiriTaonui/status/1643097950204362753

Maybe I don't get the bit he's doing and I'm the idiot. Let me know, thread.

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