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Push El Burrito posted:I gotta disagree with Lottery of Babylon here. 
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Please tell me someone replied to this woman that a condom is a mask for your dick.
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Sunswipe posted:OP is not the idiot. He's carrying 152 rounds if they are all fully loaded. He also has 4 Sig Sauer P320s for some reason.
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Pump Jockey posted:FW: fw: re: Fw: Christmas at the Gas Station You had me until the cop not immediately shooting the guy.
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Ted Cruz is strong, independent, and willing to fight for you. He will also let Trump say mean things about his wife without defending her in the slightest.
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:American gun chuds want to walk around pretending it's the wild west, but none of the cowards will carry a colt peacemaker. The gun chuds want to walk around pretending it is the movie and television show version of the wild west. Many towns had pretty strict rules about guns back in the wild west days.
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:I will not be movie-splained by an 09, thank you very much. Too late
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Nooooo that's how Big Pancake wins What if I only buy mom and pop pancake?
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So by their own logic we shouldn't name anything after known philanderer Donald Trump?
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Len posted:I don't know if I went to a christian private elementary school and we had to pledge allegiance to the USA flag, the christian flag, and finally the bible. What is the difference between christian flag and bible? gently caress if I know, but we did it every day from kindergarten to sixth grade. Thank gently caress my parents moved to a nicer school district and decided to let me in with the heathens.
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but classrooms have the flag in them so that students can stand every morning and say the pledge. Depending on your color not saying the pledge can be a big deal ending in expulsion
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Takoluka posted:Come on, that's easy! The flag "unites all Christians in service and in love," and the Bible is "a light unto your path" and you're supposed to "hide its words in your heart that you may not sin against God." gently caress, now that you've said that it all came back. I love when my parents complain about colleges indoctrinating kids to become libs, but they also tried to indoctrinate me in some poo poo as a young kid. Now I'm remembering all sorts of weird poo poo like christian sex ed in the fifth grade (abstinence only), how I accidentily ruined black history month stuff in kindergarten, and that the school had an internal morning news thing that was straight out of North Korea (I was the cameraman).
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I hate to disappoint, but it's a pretty mundane story. A gospel choir came in from a local church and sang during the regular Wednesday morning church service we had to attend, and after it was wrapping up they wanted all the black kids to to come up for a picture. Me being six and not understanding anything but take a picture I went up and was a beacon of white in the crowd, and the principal pulled me out and sent me on my way. I told my mom after school and the next day she went proto-Karen on the principal for making me realize that race existed I guess. I don't know what she said, but we never had anything significant at school for black history month ever again.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:poo poo, I guess I must have seen the LA riots in a movie or something. Ben is banking on his side winning, but doesn't realize that being "one of the good ones" won't save him from the same fate as the libs.
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Josef bugman posted:I think it's done like this because it gets a lot of reactions. It's the same people who did the weird countertop nacho poo poo a while ago.
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CharlestheHammer posted:Oklahoma with goth hospital I'm Delaware
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Skwirl posted:soh cah toa is a mnemonic for remembering what sine, cosine and tangent mean. So trigonometry information that they will literally never use again in their life unless they go into very specific fields of work or study. soh cah toa deez nuts
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Uncle ShortyB posted:We rescued a dog that turned out to be a Staffy/Lab mix and despite everything saying he should be a "bold, courageous dog" he is the absolute biggest wimp I've ever seen. Like he freaked out about a bug touching him the other day and just ran and hid behind me because it scared him. Like he looks like he'd be a big tough badass and instead of that he gets upset and cries if I take like 2 steps outside without him. My aunt and uncle had the biggest two dobermans I have ever seen 20 years ago. Tex was absolutely enormous and clocked in at 120lbs at his peak and Tara wasn't far behind. These two giant dobermans would run alongside your car as you pulled in the driveway which freaked a lot of people out, but as soon as you opened your car door they would book it through the dog door into the house to hide in the bedroom.
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I'm shocked that Joe Rogan's business partner selling goofy supplements to morons is himself a moron. E: nvm that is a different dude.
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um excuse me posted:How long do you think it would take for that structure to cool down enough to re-enter after a fire that roasts everyone alive? Days? Weeks? Don't worry, the fire suppression system will displace all the oxygen really quickly before a fire can get going. You'll just need a company to come in afterwards to clean up.
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christmas boots posted:He's a sports commentator with a history of saying insane and lovely stuff so imo he doesn't really warrant the benefit of the doubt. Didn't he also comment on his own Twitter without changing accounts to his fake one?
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Were they the ones who were protesting in the US despite not being from the US?
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Panfilo posted:Hoooo boy Two dudes who I can only imagine are the biggest cowards on the planet talking like they're gonna do something.
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