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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





HiroProtagonist posted:

what's lovely is that even though twitter "attempted" effective moderation, the original tweet is now still out there and able to still be used

Not to mention, y'know, being put on blast by the loving President

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





I am from the proud nation of Mu, we must destroy the accursed denizens of Moo

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Doc Hawkins posted:

for some reason nothing on that map makes me laugh more than neighboring islands named Mu and Moo. presumably each claims they had the name first and has an insulting nickname for the other.

They've been there since ancient times, so they are justified.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





T-man posted:

You get social credit by not selling out bud, hope the new furniture and stock options is worth being a loving traitor to humanity.

All criticism is now an ad hominem attack apparently



Also, I wrestled for a long while with the previous guy's high horse of "we should be able to disagree about politics and still get along personally, haha look at Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife", like that was a signifier of personal maturity or something.

I'm pretty much done with it, since politics are absolutely not just a sports team preference, and anyone who thinks of politics in those terms is at BEST not taking it seriously enough to acknowledge that it literally means life and death for lots of people, and at worst is being a disingenuous monster who just wants to get laid without having to stop being a monster.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Henchman of Santa posted:

Conservatives complain about being alienated from their families over politics all the time, and whenever there’s a news story about how liberals won’t be friends with or date them, they use it as proof that libs hate anyone different than them. It definitely occurs on both sides of the aisle.

But with very different characteristics, right? That's kind of the crux of it

Conservatives who won't be friends with liberals do it because they think the liberals are immoral or shrill.

Liberals who won't be friends with conservatives do it because they think the conservatives are destroying the world and killing people.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





TinTower posted:

Because a black person taking out a gun when being arrested by the police always ends well:

https://twitter.com/AnarchyDotGov/s...768568022667269

Where's that meme of Bambi's dad saying "If only your mother had a gun"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





EasilyConfused posted:

Yeah, I may have read too much into what they were saying, thanks for the clarification.

Honestly, some of the most bitter disagreements I've experienced have been among socialist groups (DSA versus WP versus CPUSA, etc. etc.).

Splitters

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





I'm quite enjoying the image of Carl screaming MOTHER FUCKERS TRICKED OS!!!!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Do restaurant photos in Google Earth count as IOSM?





I want to know wtf book this is

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Yeah so I'm hereby revoking Rich Litvin's license to use the word "exponential"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





and she was born in SEPTEMBER

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





At the same time though, I think it's kinda a bad look for PopeHat to use twitter as a place to vent about his kids. Complaining about your kids/pets/things whose behavior is your responsibility seems like a bit of a self-own.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





The only reason rent is high is because of socialism

keep up

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





I mean if for that second tweet he just posted



Then it would be a beautiful, Ken M level bait-and-dunk

But nooooo, he's playing some other, much dumber game for some reason

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Phy posted:

One of Tyson's heroes is Carl Sagan... maybe he's been dead too long for me to remember what he was really like, but I can't picture Sagan looking at some rando's photo of the closest available astronomical object, and then turning his head to the side, sticking his tongue out and going "THHHPPBBBPPT" while doing a big broad thumbs-down

Dipshit Carl Sagan might



e: hhh

RoboRodent posted:

Carl Sagan always struck me, from his various books, as a nerdy stoner type.

I hope Carl'd be fairly chill on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/pizza_suplex/st...5172098?lang=en

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Magna Kaser posted:

it's beyond china to the rest of east asia as well. it's why you often see rabbits related to the moon in video games and anime and junk.

He's mixing rice cakes

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





I saw an ad for Japanese Noh masks on a covid-related site just now

Swing and a miss AI

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Vib Rib posted:

Donald Trump would break open a baby's spine and drink the fluid if he thought it would give him 1 more minute of life. This is not a man who has ever, ever shown sacrifice for the greater good or for others.

The version of this joke that I saw like two months ago had Donald Trump as "the world's smartest man" who took the kid's backpack.

So someone just remixed it with a NO U

typical

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Wasn’t there some other pop science doctor like back in the 80s who was all about jogging, until he keeled over dead while jogging?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Josef bugman posted:

The big difference between Trump and Bligh is that Bligh was at least good at one aspect of his job, specifically navigating.

On the other hand, they both were instrumental in the creation of a pedophile island

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





It has some real "you absolute weapon" energy imo.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





That'll teach those boys in that computer

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





I like how when Boris Johnson got out of the hospital he said "the thing I'm proudest of is that the British people formed a human shield around the NHS"

AND SAVED IT FROM WHOOOO

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





"That's a bus"
"Nonono you don't understand, this one wouldn't have poor people on it"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Kaiju Cage Match posted:

It's dumb and funny because Trump is like the least Christian person ever.

God uses flawed people as tools Cyrus the Great blah blah blibbity blah

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009






quote:

Host: Next we have Mr Bill Wymiss who claims to have built the Taj Mahal.

Wymiss (Eric Idle): No.

Host: I'm sorry?

Wymiss: No. No.

Host: I thought you cla...

Wymiss: Well I did but I can see I won't last a minute with you.

Host: Next...

Wymiss: I was right!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Dixville posted:

This feels like when I was a kid and would try to look at those "magic eye" or whatever books with the hidden images and I could never loving see anything


AAAAAAA the eagles of Manwé are come upon Númenor

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





T-man posted:

For the record I am a bot.

Made, as far as my senses tell me, of meat.

There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way through. They're completely meat

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





wizzardstaff posted:

Not to mention it's pretty heartless either way? "Millennials are sensitive about the weirdest things! They're so soft that they can't go camping without perfect weather, and they'll wail if you slaughter their pets before their eyes! Haha, cry into your avocado toast!"

Millennials: so soft they can't put up with THE LITERAL TEN PLAGUES OF EGYPT

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Only when used as a noun

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Skwirl posted:

What do waffle irons have to do with grilled cheese? The weirdest part to me is if anything I figure people would have figured out how to make their own grilled cheese sandwiches to their own version of perfection, because they don't take much time.

Just buy good bread and good cheese and use way too much butter. pay attention to how long you cook each side and if it's burnt cook it for less time on the next one, if it's undercooked flip it again and remember to cook it longer the next time before flipping.

Edit:^^^^^^^^ Just use a pan on the stove and flip it after 3ish minutes, it takes like 10 seconds to clean the pan afterwards.

Yes but hear me out


Grilled cheese stroopwafel

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Dying on the hill of "actually yes it IS all about me"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





proudly supporting Womenine Sports

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Nobody tell Trump

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Back then it was PERFECTLY NORMAL


truly a golden age

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





chitoryu12 posted:

Those are mostly .22s and BB guns

Was expecting "it was a cop's house"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Regalingualius posted:

I know it’s probably just a bot, but I’m giggling at the mental imagery of an actual robot trying to eat some PVC pipe.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Parakeet vs. Phone posted:

Adding on, last Sunday 60 minutes did a little special on Sweden that was obnoxiously glowing "Only 2,000 deaths!" and "The people are really loving this freedom." So, that probably raised its profile among the not terminally online. No idea if anyone else boosted it.

My parents sure knew about it, and they're far from chuds. They just have watched 60 Minutes every week since the 80s.

I follow the news post by post 24 hours a day here and I'm still blindsided by old media somehow

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Roommate says "I'm really sick of living in the Soviet Union circa 1956"

Implied subtext being "which is what a blue state governor thinks is the ideal state of society — bread lines in front of Walmart"

Like privation and restriction of movement is the literal goal, even for when there is no pandemic

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





I believe you just answered your own question or ???.

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