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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
https://twitter.com/rezaaslan/status/1246957798790815744?s=20
Non serial rapist.

Gonna just need a Monsters on Social Media thread. So many of these people aren't idiots per se, they're fuckin anti human vampires.

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
The "Moral Majority", 2020: KILL YOUR loving PARENTS

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I get eye stoned daily

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

grittyreboot posted:

https://twitter.com/sabermarris/status/1265691013340966913?s=19

I didn't know if I should put this here or the good tweets thread because john absolutely rips the guy in the replies
Honestly "YOU'RE PREJUDICED AGAINST PREJUDICE" is such a basic shithead line that replying to it just to be like "u look like gimli" is more of a self own
But i get it, white people are insufferable.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I know white americans simping for private property has been a thing since day 1 but all the people fighting to defend the honor of wendys and targets and poo poo really are proof positive of the total spiritual and cultural bankruptcy of the white race.
https://twitter.com/maximusmadham/status/1265794271883509765?s=20
https://twitter.com/maximusmadham/status/1265838415104352256?s=20

Related:
https://twitter.com/___0HOUR1/status/1265853069436137472
https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/1265861798756057089

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
This is peak White People
Amazing
High score

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
https://twitter.com/JapaneseMontain/status/1266648980714172416?s=20
~could we start again please~

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
https://twitter.com/brittapeter7/status/1266934702402932742?s=20

https://twitter.com/mikehockey97/status/1266932622028128257?s=20

Im sorry but white americans (and honestly just the anglo saxon protestant pissdrinking culture that founded all this) are loving psychopaths.

We're hitting full Good German

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
https://twitter.com/joesanders33/status/1266432923273756682?s=20

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
https://twitter.com/TheM8trixHasYou/status/1269753296178286593?s=20

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I know i shouldnt be surprised by now but lmao...
https://twitter.com/MichaelBarden8/status/1270250771024470017?s=20

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
https://twitter.com/usmc4ever/status/1270823173316100099?s=20

Also wasnt Ice Cube Muslim? What happened bro...this sudden black israelite phase is just weird.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Fister Roboto posted:

I'm glad I've never read a Harry Potter.
I kinda felt like i missed out as a kid since i sorta missed the age where i mightve read it (elementary school??) reading John Bellairs and Judy Blume (and tom clancy and michael crichton lmao). I liked Pokemon and other kid trend poo poo, but I never bothered with Harry Potter.

After i passed a certain age (12?) it was just never gonna happen out of basic self-respect.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I loved John Bellairs.
Through all the brain damage ive willingly given myself all these years, i still can recollect the feeling of adventure n wonder I had as a lil kid reading The Trolley to Yesterday. :D

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Lord it's the saddest thing when you find those middle eastern incels who are just like "actually...YEAH!"
https://twitter.com/el_se3dy_/status/1270803638433218565?s=20
https://twitter.com/el_se3dy_/status/1270385120957075456?s=20

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Doesnt that card game constantly or at least frequently go "these x or y cards are no longer allowed in this format/this tournament/whatever"
History of the game??? Nobody's burning the cards you stupid fuckers, if anything this makes them more "collectible". 🙄

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
It's a good thing i stopped finding dude funny once i passed 17, otherwise id be pretty bummed.
Too bad about Terry Gilliam though.

Just tell me Rowan Atkinson is okay man.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
But to be clear we should definitely burn all ancient greek sites and replace them with enormous golden statues of Xerxes
Say what you will about the Persian Empire but slavery didnt seem to be a major thing with them at least. Plus, freeing the Jews, the Cyrus Cylinder, etc. We've been emulating the wrong ancients here.

Harry Dot Piss posted:

Their sons are carefully instructed from their fifth to their twentieth year, in three things alone---to ride, to draw the bow, and to speak the truth.


p.s. check out this dipshit.
https://twitter.com/andr_w_m/status/1271315007876165632?s=20

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Inceltown posted:

He's actually Mr Bean irl. It was a documentary not a comedy and people didn't realise.
TIL Rowan Atkinson is a real life angel sent down to earth by god.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Did Socrates defeat a body of water?????? DIDNT FUCKIN THINK SO

quote:

At the head of his armies, he left Sardis for the Hellespont and had two boat bridges placed across the strait. A storm destroyed them, and Xerxes had the sea whipped as punishment.
Afterwards the sea was calm as gently caress and the crossing succeeded.

(tho jokes aside that crossing of the hellespont is definitely one of the unsung classical achievements)

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
https://twitter.com/kascal/status/1271451804715429891?s=20
🤔

"Coquettish smirk"??
This is just reminding me of the lameass non-binary character in that lameass show Spaced (i never got the cult following, it's like a fairly basic american sitcom), who is somehow depicted as both repellant and magnetic.

British comedians are hosed

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

mind the walrus posted:

I don't feel bad using this opportunity to :smug: and point out that I've never loving liked Black Books or the IT Crowd. They're the British Applebees of humor. Yeah sure they're not the worst and some of the staff is clearly elevating things, but the core is rotten and it's puzzling why so many people latch on like they're these venerable comedic/cultural landmarks.
Huge same. I watched the first few eps of IT Crowd and while executive guy made me chuckle it's just like "oh you made big bang theory if it was just sorta unwatchable and not completely unwatchable. Pass."
Given their cult status its surprising how...basic and conventional sitcoms Spaced and IT Crowd are in the worst way. I guess with the former it's just the love for Simon Pegg, and the accents.

Just glad Richard Ayoade got to go on and do something dope and funny in Garth Marenghi's Dark Place

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

EoinCannon posted:

*Edit* Oh that performance artist?
Yeah, maybe im stretching the comparison too much. Just never liked that ep.


And not to continue the comedy derail but i gotta thank yall cuz i had no idea Man to Man with Dean Learner was a thing and now im super stoked

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
It's fascinating seeing the "WOAH HAHA FACT IS BEYOND FICTION THESE DAYS!!/REALITY IS TOO CRAZY TO PARODY NOW!!" but from a rotting dying brain
https://twitter.com/Funkypatriot/status/1271626347605946371?s=20

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Well the mom is the idiot for assuming her dicey daughter has "multiple personality disorder" when the simpler explanation is her daughter is also an idiot.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
In the replies for some stupid right wing post attacking BLM protesters for endangering people with coronavirus


(Surprise surprise they're some Duterte loving weirdo)

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
This poo poo is almost impressive https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1274910217508196352

His brain is dying but he's got people around him still coherent enough to write the stupidest possible statements for any given scenario.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Uhhh lol yall
clearly a tampon
https://twitter.com/Jewtastic/status/1275273112347529219?s=20
https://twitter.com/hopecrolius/status/1275274443938566144?s=20
https://twitter.com/MaryFass3/status/1275274581993873408?s=20

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
If i am elected president i promise to order the immediate liquidation of anyone who has not surrendered their steam account for permanent deletion within 90 days

#endgamersnow
https://twitter.com/Grummz/status/1275313267116662785
i dont know who this guy is but hey check out my anime chibi avatar who is also balding

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
https://twitter.com/onewomanwarrior/status/1269095080528355328?s=20
https://twitter.com/onewomanwarrior/status/1274814136740872192?s=20
:shrug:

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Harvard student (of course)
https://twitter.com/aqilazme/status/1270388152297852929?s=20

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
https://twitter.com/TrumpWarRoom/status/1281407557521879043?s=20
https://twitter.com/Kris10withaK/status/1281454849427636224?s=20

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Skwirl posted:

Okay, I understand it might be funny to vote for Joe Biden as a joke, but every vote for Biden is actually a vote against Kanye West and all you're doing is getting Trump re-elected.
Simple data.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
https://twitter.com/kellyhugheswal1/status/1283692951806160896?s=20
https://twitter.com/kellyhugheswal1/status/1283696015686553600?s=20

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
https://twitter.com/chiefpad/status/1287348612712685570?s=20

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
what a stupid loving psychopath
https://twitter.com/UrbanAchievr/status/1288202029739933699
(idiot isn't this tweet but in the picture they're tweeting, obviously)

"Covid is affecting Americans of color more, because they're the most vulnerable in a white supremacist state built to exploit and brutalize them."
"Psshhh, just track all them foreign people then."

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
this is less interesting but there's just so much incredible different types of peak California cringe happening. nobody survives it. everyone gets to be SOME kind of idiot.








addendum: a random black dude (who is in this thread now, apparently, KING OF ALL BLACKS) came in to give imran an n word pass lmao

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Absurd Alhazred posted:

the gently caress is that California Salad
It's grapefruit and avocado and you WILL LIKE IT

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
"burn the village"
https://twitter.com/FrankBobKevin/status/1296987861745430528?s=20

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Dudes snitching on themselves like that is always fun

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