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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/soniagupta504/status/1244758050180935680

:rolleyes:

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Pipistrelle posted:

Dang, first time I’ve seen someone posted itt that I know irl. I’ve never read her Twitter, definitely not what I was expecting

So she's not clearly an antisemite irl, I take it.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Pipistrelle posted:

Not that she ever expressed to me at least. It’s been a year or so since I’ve actually talked to her, but we talked about politics somewhat often and it definitely never came up. Maybe something changed in the last year though, she also never struck me as the Biden type either, especially with the groping and rape stuff :shrug:

I'm sorry. :smith:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/michaelkoziol/status/1244952180781539329

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Edit: reread the OP, nm

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1245032390067736577

I guess COVID19 really is funding the Federalist.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Funny how many replies are about how they want to play an RPG set in this world. Mystara had a Hollow World inside of it, why not?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Picnic Princess posted:

Many cops sign up for the job not because they want to protect and serve, but to bully and subdue with impunity. It's the perfect job if you have violent tendencies and zero empathy because they get paid to be assholes and face no repercussions, it's all legal, friendo.

Also, having unaccountable power over other people makes you a worse person. Finally, if you somehow happen to be good, the bad cops will get rid of you one way or another.


Always screencap.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Haleaziz/status/1245381665976803328

Hamed's not the idiot.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/JayCarney/status/1245552664244621312

:qq: Why won't they be nice to me I'm just representing a piece of poo poo doing piece of poo poo things! :qq:

Getting eviscerated in the responses. Some choice takes:

https://twitter.com/libbycwatson/status/1245578102413000704

https://twitter.com/christapeterso/status/1245584824582025216

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/1245563453034639360

And then this got dug up:
https://twitter.com/mat/status/1245556291273031683

https://twitter.com/scottlucas/status/1227051153596137472

Just absolute garbage trash.

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
So that comic managed to be both tedious and incorrect. Nice.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Please, please sue them for breach of contract/false advertising/whatever, I would love for "The Case of the Insufficiently Revealing Skirt" to come up whenever anyone does a background check on them.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/1followernodad/status/1246144559542710272



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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

HiroProtagonist posted:

Don't know about you guys but I'm about to change my habit of regularly hanging within arms reach of cellphone towers in light of this whole 5G thing.

Gotta practice cellular distancing!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/supermathskid/status/1246891180702515200

Katie isn't the idiot.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/HannahLebovits/status/1246958138403753984

Read. Another. Book.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/AITA_reddit/status/1247223066767302663

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

BioEnchanted posted:

Nimrod's an amusing example because the term that caught on was used ironically. Bugs Bunny was making fun of Elmer Fudd by comparing him to Nimrod because Nimrod was known to be a great hunter, but because most kids only knew the term from the cartoon, they just took it as a word for idiot due to not having the historical/biblical context and it stuck as that.

The only pop cultural use of the name that is actually accurate and non-ironic is Nimrod the Sentinel from the X-men series, the ultimate sentinel and ultimate mutant hunter.

It's also a pretty common contemporary Hebrew name.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Picnic Princess posted:

Karen became normalized when a whole bunch of fragile white women kept getting caught on camera calling the cops on black people for existing. Mocking ignorant racists is good. Making it about misogyny completely misses the point. The reason why it's Karen and not Kyle is because men usually don't call the cops to do their dirty work, they just straight up try to kill them themselves. That's not abusing privilege, that's just straight up being a murderous violent rear end in a top hat.

Knowing that they'll probably get away with it is privilege, though.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

EL BROMANCE posted:

Stop falling for obvious joke accounts.

I FALL for OBVIOUS JOKE accounts
I capitalize RANDOMLY because my BRAIN worms ARE REVOLTING
It is US it is the brain WORMS hELP Us

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
If you don't want to see transphobia don't look at too many of the responses, but I was just tickled at this person immediately jumping to "incel" as a defense for creepy behavior, even though the creeper talks about his family and kids.

https://twitter.com/chimericide/status/1247465895900975106

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/1247729366357991425

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

hawowanlawow posted:

someone give this guy a swirlie

Have you seen this guy's high school photos? He was probably the one giving swirlies.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

RoboRodent posted:

You also shouldn't inject yourself with mashed potato.

New thread title?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/cake_purralta/status/1248411781325701122

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Inceltown posted:

Trapt are manufactured pop. Stanning for them as a metal band is the saddest thing.

https://twitter.com/TRAPTOFFICIAL/status/1248247643467177986

This is the meltdown that never ends...

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1248717913319714818

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Brawnfire posted:

With the Amazon packages and cameras I figured some kind of cam show stuff but... a smell?

Scat performer.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

LOL

https://twitter.com/UfukInceCFA/status/1247913366422556672

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Scratch Monkey posted:

Final Fantasy Groverhaus HD simulator

That's a load-bearing materia.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
People are really going nuts over this... publicity photo, or whatever.

https://twitter.com/GREENKNlGHT/status/1249365912446263296

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Sunswipe posted:

I'd like to second the request for some explanation as to what the gently caress this is about.

I don't know, like I said, people are going nuts over this completely normal photo in the replies, presumably they're the idiots.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/FDRLST/status/1249718988935839745

:allears:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Hey, she's single!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

sick of Applebees posted:

Did you ask them which animal they wanted to gently caress after watching Beauty and the Beast?
I mean obviously they have some basis for saying it affects us!

My, my, try at least.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Cythereal posted:

I... just... what the gently caress is wrong with people that would make them say/post poo poo like this to another human being?

In their reality, that's not true. :smith:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

christmas boots posted:

The Girl Who Shat Herself

Not Mamoru Hosada’s best film, mind you.

As opposed to The Man Who Shat Himself, :zak:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

AlbieQuirky posted:

Every woman who advocates against female suffrage should start with themselves and see if it catches on. That means Gun Poop Girl and Ann Coulter, too.

There were whole women's societies against women's suffrage before that passed, it was wild.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

He really will take on anyone.

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Pastry of the Year posted:

A bus is a limo until the first poor person comes aboard.

Stretch limos are just expensive, unsafe private buses.

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