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Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Oh. That's why the half-sovcit guy who owns the auto body place in my town has "KIDS LIVES MATTER CONNON" spray painted on a hood leaned up against his place.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 05:21

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 22:18

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

RoeCocoa posted:

How does that work? Is he a protectorate or a commonwealth or...?

Sovcit leanings but hasn't started citing admiralty law to passersby.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 06:32

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Skwirl posted:

Yeah, but that doesn't mean it was common. If it was done months earlier with no ill intent but was the only one, then the reaction from Bubba and crew is perfectly understandable if misplaced. For the right wing it has to be an intentional deception on the part Bubba Wallace. If a photo hadn't been found from months earlier they'd be claiming Bubba tied the noose himself.

They totally claimed that anyway.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2020 23:24

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

California only allowed them to become non-inmate firefighters after being released this year. Because they were felons and thus could not be trusted with fighting fires outside of a detention setting, you see.

e: demon cracker nation

Volcott has a new favorite as of 22:11 on Sep 11, 2020

# ¿ Sep 11, 2020 22:07

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Bebop also had that episode with the shuttle, I think I heard something about them changing the name after the Columbia incident.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2020 08:25

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

PurpleXVI posted:

Hahahahah, what? How the gently caress can you read any Earthsea story involving Sparrowhawk and ignore every single line that points out the protagonist's culture is explicitly not white?

If I'm remembering correctly bunch of people got extremely angry a character in the hunger games was black in the movie, despite that being plainly stated in the book.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2020 22:26

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

To mars and back you could just go with IUDs and vasectomies, anything outside of the solar system you'd just be sending zygotes anyway.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2020 08:43

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Can't we just make a new god with less baggage? I think there's some space elves that pulled that off and they seem pretty happy with the results.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2020 19:30

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

We Got Us A Bread posted:

Isn't raw/unpasteurized honey one of the natural homes for Botulism?

All I know is you're not supposed to give it to babies.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2020 02:16

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Anyway, you need three of them to do the next chalice dungeon. Talk to the doll when you've got the stuff.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2020 00:40

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Is he forklift certified though.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2020 07:08

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

I'm just a jerk.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2020 03:12

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Overcook all fish to destroy the codworm.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2020 23:22

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Weather balloon/amphetamine ghost.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2020 03:42

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

I've heard that you can prevent a seizure by closing one eye. In practice, is that something you can do on the fly or is that playing with fire?

Also putting seizure causing stimuli in your videogames is bad and you should not do that.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2020 09:05

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Cythereal posted:

Keep an eye out for glowing white balls that are also God.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2020 02:13

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Never trust a cop, especially if you are the cop.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2020 00:44

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Dominion Tank Police is a land of contrasts.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2020 21:33

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

The correct place for peppermint schnapps is a garbage can.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2020 06:46

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Tenchi muyo smut tag shibboleths for grandpa.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2020 05:27

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

orange juche posted:

If only the ignore function worked in reverse

You can unignore people too.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2021 19:29

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

apropos of nothing, is forums user dick trauma still around?

# ¿ Jan 14, 2021 23:43

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Thinkgn about those brady bunch movies they made in the 90s??? where there was an (non-blood related) incest subplot.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 01:38

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

That is not a proper use of soup.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 08:12

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Real gun friends we made along the way??

# ¿ Feb 16, 2021 16:33

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

letthereberock posted:

Seems like someone with no ethics at all could just design a bunch of racist packaging for various products, buy regular stuff, put it in the new packaging and sell it for 400% markup and make bank.

Infowars FROGTECH male vitality supplement.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2021 19:32

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

The number of people who have basically sworn themselves to an eternal war against trans rights because of being told to do better on one occasion is surprisingly high.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2021 03:51

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

OwlFancier posted:

Get deuteranopia and just start calling everything colours arbitrarily.

You mean that anime game with class trials?

# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 00:13

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

nyan cat was riding on a pepe, who has dabbled in racism.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2021 06:15

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Surely that was someone having a giggle.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2021 00:24

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

I would like to opt out of further posts from Moby.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2021 21:14

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

For sale: ugly baby, never crushed.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 01:18

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

OwlFancier posted:

The UK already administrates the falklands and there are minefields for them to play in.

They ran out of mines.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-5...t%2040%20years.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2021 20:25

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

A naughty wind is haunting Scotland.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2021 06:46

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Gangstalked by the USPS. Why else would they come to my house every day?

# ¿ Apr 11, 2021 00:35

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

AI-upscaled Dominic Deegan jazz-hands.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 08:17

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

grittyreboot posted:

What's the context for the Raiders tweet?

The guy who killed george floyd, who said "I can't breathe" while they were killing him, was found guilty. Social media guy is doing a social media.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2021 01:09

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Skwirl posted:

I don't understand the Breatharian con. There's famously been people who died because they went on hunger strikes.

You have to align your chakras/QPUs first or it doesn't work. Or so they claim.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2021 00:44

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Could've been a counterpick to their main, I guess?

# ¿ May 5, 2021 23:39

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 22:18

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Heath posted:

There's a video of a (uninjured) child getting pulled underneath one of those treadmills in a matter of seconds. How the gently caress do you look at that and go yeah baby!! Fredomm!!! Don't cancel my tread liberal!!

A sort of cultural oppositional defiant disorder where the immediate gut response to being told you cannot or should not do something is "gently caress you, watch me."

# ¿ May 6, 2021 01:47

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