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Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Necrothatcher posted:

https://twitter.com/airbagged/status/1268961388619276288?s=20

lol

Bitches about vigilantes... wearing a Batman shirt.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2020 22:41

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:09

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

christmas boots posted:

IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST

WELL OK THEN

I UNDERSTAND THAT I MAY NOT BE THE EASIEST PERSON TO BE AROUND

BUT THAT'S OKAY, PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN MENTAL HEALTH

LASTLY I RESPECTFULLY INVITE YOU TO KISS MY rear end IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS

# ¿ Jun 23, 2020 17:19

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

oldpainless posted:

if you�d like to move to Mexico what�s stopping you?

I mean, Mexico closed off their border to the US.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2020 23:23

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Push El Burrito posted:

You only count as a true gamer if you exclusively play Fester's Quest.

Fester's Quest is a decent game IMO.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2020 22:55

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

OwlFancier posted:

Perhaps it would help if someone made a population density homunculus that inflates the areas of the map with people in them

You're in luck.

https://twitter.com/bettinaforget/status/1324139878666391555

# ¿ Nov 6, 2020 00:14

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

wizzardstaff posted:

Actually, we're all the idiots for not understanding the tweet in context.

https://twitter.com/DeanBrowningPA/status/1326270188682178560

Loving the ratio.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2020 23:11

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Riding a road bike has made me way more aware of cyclists than before. Understanding that a tiny twitch from a car and I'm in a world of hurt made me more cautious overall.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2020 02:28

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Goon culture is nerdy shrieking about poo poo for pages after anyone stopped reading.

https://twitter.com/TessaJeanMiller/status/1337118987604389894?s=20

# ¿ Dec 11, 2020 18:44

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

wizzardstaff posted:

If you are putting stuff up your butt this holiday season please do it safely and responsibly

Hospitals are overwhelmed and the emergency rooms don't have bandwidth for the traditional "you put WHAT in there" cases.

It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the adults loud and yelling
And docs telling you to be mindful of your rear
It's the most wonderful time of the year

# ¿ Dec 16, 2020 16:46

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

christmas boots posted:

The Cleveland Steamers

They are health-conscious and eat their veggies in low-cal ways.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2020 22:05

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

I have two ovens. A standard one and one of those mini Breville convection ovens. It's quite nice if you have a small batch of something to make.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2021 18:53

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

burexas.irom posted:

A slap so hard that it immediately cooks the person who created this abomination.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2021 00:32

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Grimdude posted:

Haha Jesus and he's using The loving Mountain as his example of doing masculinity wrong.

Brain worms.

It sounds exhausting to live your life constantly worrying about "Am I leaning towards her? Is her pussy facing me or the world? What about how my dick is leaning? Oh no it's on the right side but she's on my left, TURN MORE TURN MORE!"

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 00:40

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

dialhforhero posted:

I thought the average quantity of piss jars was 5.

This is unsettling.

That depends on context.

Are you the Sniper from Team Fortress 2? Then sure, that's a reasonable number of piss jars.

However, are you an everyday person that has access to a bathroom? Then not so reasonable.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 01:00

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

https://twitter.com/sheabutterbelle/status/1361394880380043270?s=20

An idiot and a coward.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2021 17:56

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

ultrafilter posted:

What exactly does he think he was elected to do?

Keep out the undesirables.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2021 00:48

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Facebook Aunt posted:

I imagine that's why he used an anti-sematic slur rather than the anti-black slur. There's a very noticeable pause before "kike" like he was considering what slur to use.

Imagine one of those roulette wheels that streamers use to choose a follower to reward/ban but instead it's the list of slurs known to Leonard.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 00:53

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

Look, I'm not a size queen, but the Lord insists on being the greatest, so...

Lie back, relax and accept God's Grace.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2021 05:34

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

toanoradian posted:

So his first and last names do not represent him at all.

But have you ever heard of a dude named "Relaxed Honky"?

# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 15:53

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Punkin Spunkin posted:

oh look, a pedophile. what a surprise. maybe that's what he means by white culture lol

I hate everything about this.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 19:19

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Cardiovorax posted:

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself. I really don't understand why there are even still celebrities dumb enough to do this. Do they get off on going commando in public? Did they have a quickie in the limousine and didn't want to walk around in wet panties all day long? It's kind of a mystery to me.

Come on bro, be better.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 22:14

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Idiots on Social Media: How dare the dev's nerf her breasts!?

# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 18:31

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Do you put boneless wings in it?

quote:

I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND OPEN PALM SLAM MILD BONELESS BUFFALO WINGS INTO MAYO AND EAT THEM DAINTILY WITH A FORK AND KNIFE! I THEN KISS MY HUSBAND AND PREPARE MYSELF FOR HIS ARRIVAL INTO MY BUTT!

# ¿ Apr 16, 2021 22:34

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Fantasies like that is why Bad Dragon exists.

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:39

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Hihohe posted:

No theyre right. Celery sucks and in any recipe can be replaced by a better, non earwax tasting vegetable.

Don't tell that to cajun food.

# ¿ May 27, 2021 16:29

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Who has the tweet from George Lucas�s dumbass son about beaches being a symptom of capitalism or whatever the gently caress he said?

E:

Found it

https://twitter.com/scottlucas/status/1255947077848166400?s=21

Places like the beach, the park, etc. are one of the few places where one can exist without the expectation to spend money and it angers these terminally broke brained idiots.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 22:46

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Count Uvula posted:

Southern California also has a big problem with homeowners near the shore illegally blocking public beach access so even a lot of publicly owned beaches are hard to actually get to.

Bricks are cheap and easy to obtain.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 23:40

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Scratch Monkey posted:

I mean, they look like warriors, which is what I would expect.

These chucklefucks would still complain if the ladies looked like dolled up models. It's like they haven't seen a woman outside of a porn movie.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 18:53

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Mega Comrade posted:

95% of the time I'll just play as the default character, which often is a 'boring generic white guy' .

Sometimes if I'm feeling REALLY adventurous, ill hit random a few times and go with that. Often this also just results in a 'boring generic white guy' .

You should play Oblivion. Random is wild in Oblivion.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 17:54

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Man, Woman, NB, Orc, Human, whatever as long as they have a thicc rear end when I'm playing 3rd person.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 22:07

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Ror posted:

This isn't a wedding photo but rest assured, people are absolute trash.

The bags of ashes are the poo poo icing on the poo poo cake.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2021 23:49

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

hawowanlawow posted:

hell, I can't even watch dazed and confused without getting annoyed

Would you say that the movie makes you dazed and confused?

# ¿ Aug 10, 2021 15:24

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

chglcu posted:

I think it�s up to me where I put the horse cream.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2021 22:33

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

flavor.flv posted:

what have you done

Jynx was originally colored black instead of purple.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 20:40

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Captain Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/evopsychgoogle/status/1446240859918200852?s=21

I hate cowards like this. "Muh freedom of speech!"

Bullshit, you want freedom of consequences to call people the N-word whenever you want.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2021 21:05

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

https://twitter.com/DrPsyBuffy/status/1448838927582994435

Click through to see who exactly he's responding to.

Kuros has a new favorite as of 21:27 on Oct 15, 2021

# ¿ Oct 15, 2021 21:21

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Already deleted:

The one thing that's great about social media is that a lot of people now have no filter that says "Maybe what I'm about to post is amazingly stupid, I shouldn't do it." but instead it's the "Monkey sees action / Neuron activation" meme and you gotta post for that engagement!

# ¿ Mar 8, 2022 17:26

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Fighting Trousers posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jpO0ZWrFJ8

Did it need to be said? Dunno, but I did anyway. :dealwithit:

# ¿ Mar 8, 2022 23:24

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Read After Burning posted:

https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1508549113796874245

Playing with fire by talking poo poo with one of his main sources...

# ¿ Mar 28, 2022 23:00

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:09

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Mak0rz posted:

Shot

Chaser

I don't agree with her cheating but I do agree with her read of this dumbass.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2022 22:20

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