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DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Badger of Basra posted:

https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1263103616404959234?s=20

Reddit's dedicated channel for creative writing really comes through with some anger generators

# ¿ May 20, 2020 15:46

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 09:58

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Canned Panda posted:

https://twitter.com/ASegals/status/1263500153102745600?s=20

Can someone tl;dr this for those like me who are completely out of the loop tia

E: bad snipe

# ¿ May 21, 2020 21:29

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Henchman of Santa posted:

Jia Tolentino is a well respected writer for the New Yorker (formerly at Jezebel) and apparently her family was involved in human trafficking.

Good grief, thanks

# ¿ May 21, 2020 21:58

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Bobby Digital posted:

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 00:53

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/CSPDPIO/status/1268385092927287297

# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 18:47

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Wait so that Angry Gamer Video wasn't a parody of angry gamers? I was laughing cause that sounded so ridiculous and stilted... drat. Now I just have to laugh at how sad that man is.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2020 01:06

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

I'm all for DnD becoming more inclusive and I cringe every time someone posts a story about how terrible the players they have encountered can be. I've played for years on and off and thank goodness I've never encountered the weirdos who write sexual assault/rape poo poo.

Just had a secret nazi DM once

# ¿ Jun 18, 2020 18:50

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

The Saddest Rhino posted:

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See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads😘

I never liked this gimmick because I found it hard to read, but I respect your commitment to it. Bless.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2020 18:15

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

artsy fartsy posted:

Aw come on, that ND post is obviously satire.

Right?

That was my takeaway. I'm dumb though.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2020 19:08

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Data Graham posted:

I’d think Jesus would probably have a better grasp of the concept than that

Republican jesus is a different beast entirely

# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 21:45

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

"Won't be supporting these shows because they got political" says man with absolutely no real interest in politics to begin with

# ¿ Aug 15, 2020 01:18

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

hooman posted:

Double what?

So in the like, 50s or 60s or something Howard Hughes paid for a lovely movie about Genghis Khan starring Wayne in the titular role, to be made in the deserts of Nevada. Y'know, where they conducted nuclear testing. Being downwind of nuclear fallout was bad on the actor's health, or so the story goes.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2020 15:45

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Kuros posted:

Fester's Quest is a decent game IMO.

It wasn't for six-year-old me it wasn't. Nothing made sense, enemies took tons of damage, those green blobs in the sewer seemed impossible and I found those faces that spat out flies scary.

I should play it again.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2020 23:19

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Econ professor at IU Bloomington, folks!

The projection is real with those two. Gross.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 15:24

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Splicer posted:

I thought he was losing?

You'd think it would be hard to strangle democracy with such tiny hands

# ¿ Nov 6, 2020 16:47

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

ultrafilter posted:

Not so much dogwhistle incelism as it is air raid siren incelism

# ¿ Nov 20, 2020 06:12

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/GeraldDMV/status/1334196784097349633

"If we let everyone have a vote, we're doomed" is honestly kind of refreshing self-awareness

# ¿ Dec 2, 2020 21:23

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

lord bo okonomiyaki of liquor express

# ¿ Dec 24, 2020 16:14

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Genuinely the worst

Lol this woman can eat poo poo

666 hail satan

# ¿ Feb 26, 2021 23:12

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Gargamel Gibson posted:

He really hosed it up this time.

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# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 01:48

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/RMac18/status/1370507391813361664

Does this count? I think it counts.

A company telling its employees to squash an issue created by itself definitely counts.

Especially when said company is social media.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2021 17:58

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Gervasius posted:

Also, IOSM:

Skulk Hogan posted:

Its like the Lament Configuration of Twitter posts.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2021 18:45

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

generic one posted:

https://twitter.com/drdrew/status/1379081137855688710?s=21

Personally I'd feel reassured. I'd rather not travel alongside the sort who gets their medical advice from fox news.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2021 20:46

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Cardiovorax posted:

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself. I really don't understand why there are even still celebrities dumb enough to do this. Do they get off on going commando in public? Did they have a quickie in the limousine and didn't want to walk around in wet panties all day long? It's kind of a mystery to me.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 22:01

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

I know, I know, LoB and all. I can't think of what it is, but that word is definitely going to be terrible.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 23:55

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Cicadalek posted:

The mortality is currently at 151%?

It's real bad rn

# ¿ May 12, 2021 16:30

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

I'm simultaneously having a lol at a quote professional unquote saying something that horrible while reeling at his attitude to mental health

# ¿ May 18, 2021 21:27

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Improbable Lobster posted:

who reads posts

Lol if your not scrolling img to img

Wait gently caress

# ¿ May 24, 2021 15:21

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Fister Roboto posted:

I remember when I used to be like this. I'm glad I stopped.

Yeah I remember being a holier-than-thou agnostic when I was younger and it was an impressively bad look

# ¿ May 25, 2021 17:08

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Strong feelings about nature's blandest vegetable itt

# ¿ May 27, 2021 16:31

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Skwirl posted:

I loving hate these "bet you can't think of an answer to this simple question" clickbait poo poo.

https://twitter.com/exMalwa/status/1398833724066648067?s=19

New York City and London don't have an A in them and they, respectively, have more people in them than any other city in America or the UK. Probably the most famous cities in those respective countries both domestically and internationally.

One popped up in my Facebook many years ago that was a giant square of zeros with the slash and a single 8, and said "bet you can't find the 8" so I just replied "I don't think there's actually an 8 in there, and I refuseto try and find it." And so many people responded telling me where it was and I responded "I don't believe you and I refuse to check." They were all right because of course I'd found it myself, but I hate that format of going viral.

Beautiful has an a in it

# ¿ May 30, 2021 14:49

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

DemoneeHo posted:

Truly no demographic in history has been as oppressed as the anti-vaxxers

https://twitter.com/JakeLobin/status/1398384490691665936?s=19

turns out stetson disagreed with the shop's thoughts

# ¿ May 30, 2021 17:19

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Bismuth posted:

What the hell is PCU, also didnt Dana Carvey do some black (indian?) face in a movie that came out after 1950?

not sure about Carvey, but Peter O'Toole did The Party in 1968 in brownface

# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 00:18

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Lol it has 50.9k views now

+1 and however many else view & share it past me. Toxic masculinity is suing for defamation when you're complicit in the harassing remarks, and that's some heinous bullshit.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 17:57

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

That sure is some incomprehensible political stuff.

Strong title energy

# ¿ Jun 14, 2021 15:17

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/Goons_TXT/status/1405486284790013954

Filth Hound is a good name

# ¿ Jun 17, 2021 13:48

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

PhazonLink posted:

lol at a civ that unlocked space tech going "gently caress you i love swiming in poo poo and drinking cabbage poo poo juice."

Sorry you can't have FTL travel without at least one person on the flight thinking that buckling yourself into the space toilet is a violation of their personal freedom to pursue DBP (diarrhea-based propulsion)

# ¿ Jul 4, 2021 15:06

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Baron von Eevl posted:

The People Who Do Studies. They did one.

Gonna use that when people tell me to cite my sources

# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 15:14

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I get that Sensation and Perception is probably a legit undergrad class with useful stuff in it. But hot drat does it sound like something from Reddit Atheist U.

My advanced cognitive psych prof at one point recounted a story where, while visiting his father and his brother, a theoretical astrophysicist, was asked by his dad how useful my professor's research was to humanity as a whole, in comparison to the brother's work. My prof had to sheepishly admit that, comparatively, it wasn't.

Still, I enjoyed the hell out of that class. The mechanics of reach-and-grasp actions were fascinating to me.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2021 17:16

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 09:58

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

I've been trying to write something worth reading about re: Walsh's tweet, but I gave up and defaulted to wishing him a sad, lonely, unremembered death.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2021 14:33

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