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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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We all live in a dumbass submarine, a dumbass submarine, a dumbass submarine.

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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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It’s no seanbaby. (They tried but lol)

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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Phy posted:

He's just trying to shoo everyone else away and in his head he's humming to an old song:

Millions of beaches
Beaches for me
Millions of beaches
Beaches for free

gently caress you for making me listen to a shitload of presidents.

Not the CNN ones.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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Please do not @realDonaldTrump with this.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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The only thing shorter than his TSLA stock is his natural hair.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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https://twitter.com/DennisFitz10670...382015722663941

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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Mods?

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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there wolf posted:

Listing out favorite movies is for loser dilettantes who don't really appreciate film as a art. So I'm just going to recommend that everyone watch Mortal Kombat before our next class on the modern superhero movie.

You’re dumb and bad but maybe you never learned how to spell the words street and fighter.

E: This movie was good enough that it managed to kill M. Tyson M. Bison

goatsestretchgoals has a new favorite as of 11:24 on May 4, 2020

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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grittyreboot posted:

Relatively tame IOSM. I just thought the replies are funny.

https://mobile.twitter.com/limitles...454026330521602

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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The IoSM is all of us who don’t have MageMage on ignore.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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He needs his own cooking show. “Getting Baked With Bobby.”

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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One More Fat Nerd posted:

I'm glad I'm not the only one reading sexual tension into that story lol.

They’re gonna do that soap opera thing where they slap each other and start making out, except with handfuls of eggs.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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grittyreboot posted:

https://twitter.com/adgrad/status/1...4997698561?s=19
How cool are you gonna be when the fever sets in?

There are a shitload of nonverbal ways to communicate that you acknowledge the existence of a service worker.

This person used none of them even before masks.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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Hell yeaaaaah no

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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Euthanize everyone except the dog. Doggo gets one more chance.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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oldpainless posted:

Is San Francisco still covered in poop?

no more than your post history

More like oldpooplest

Fake edit: me and a bunch of nerds tried to figure out the worst possible superhero

It was doesnotpoopman

Congrats sort of

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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Frog Act posted:

Can we get another sasquatch update, possibly featuring arguments about whether sasquatches are actually biblical giants?

Sasquatch mated with Momk from Ork, we did not deserve the offspring.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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Tip 20% normally and 25+ in covid times.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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Hot dog sandwiches exist if you hold them right.

Tip 20+% because the person told you how to hold it.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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I will die on this hill that is at least 15 but preferably 20 or more.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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BioEnchanted posted:

It's like this reaction video from a transman youtuber (username Jammidodger) reacting to that college idiot girl who was all about guns and is also a TERF, where she tried to switch language during a conversation to "gotcha" the student but got got herself:

"Would you be concerned if you saw a woman in the girls bathroom using a urinal?"
"No. It's none of my business."
"So it wouldn't bother you if you saw a man in the girls bathroom?"
"If they're in the girls bathroom then they identify as a woman." *Walks away*

I know of at least one college party which would have preferred she used either bathroom.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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Good that he found a way to go to pound town in these post-Epstein days.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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Subjunctive posted:

Nah, they’ll figure it out. They took down their donation page shortly after the huge influx started, so I don’t think they’re trying for Maximum Grift.

Consensus in the GBS (?) thread is that they’re a 100k/yr charity that has no idea how to spend 35m. 200k represents pretty much every single protestors’ bail. Charity laws prevent them from (easily?) transferring that to other bail charities and they got shouted down when they suggested bailing non-protestors out.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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A goose bit my car once. This is my wildlife in the suburbs story.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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e: whoops wrong thread

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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

This post absolutely isn't a joke, just so nobody's confused.

Can confirm, I almost got negligent discharged into a couple weeks back when a friend dropped the magazine but didn’t check the chamber. They genuinely thought they didn’t have one in the chamber and were treating it like it was unloaded. We don’t hang out with them and guns any more.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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like jello in a shredder

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

fun fact: Ben is the same height as Jon Snow and Daniel Radcliffe. (and also me!)

Didn’t realize the King of the North was 4’11”.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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maybe just dont drink coffee and beer 24x7 and your acid reflux will go down

-an obvious quack who is also my doctor

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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We call that the Liberty University discount now.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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rodbeard posted:

Dark Souls 2 word filter for some reason had Cleveland.

They didn't want anyone spoiling the DLC.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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Hail comfortable summer clothing.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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I would not be surprised if 95% of Americans don’t know about WTC7. That doesn’t mean there’s a conspiracy, we’re just really dumb in aggregate.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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Holy poo poo don't skip this gif (it's not the one you think it is).

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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In a 1-0 decision, you need to eat more fiber.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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As Adam Smith stated in “The Wealth of CEOs”,

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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a motivated altruist could knock out 4 incels per minute, more if she licked her lips on the approach

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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

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The Grammar Aryan posted:

Look at you savages, not commenting your code.

code:
<xsl:template name="check_evenness">
	<xsl:param name="number"/>
	<xsl:param name="traceback_template"/>

	<!-- Let's just check we haven't accidentally passed in a string by doing math on it -->
	<xsl:variable name="string_test" select="$number -1"/>

	<xsl:choose>
		<xsl:when test="empty($number)">
			<xsl:message>Hey there buddy, where did you come from? Are you lost?
			 Let's get you back to your parent template, <xsl:value-of select="$traceback_template/></xsl:message>
		</xsl:when>
		<xsl:when test="$number %2 = 0">EVEN</xsl:when>
		<xsl:otherwise>ODD</xsl:otherwise>
	<xsl:choose>
</xsl:template>

I'll just leave this here: https://github.com/EnterpriseQualit...terpriseEdition

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