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Pipistrelle: Jun 18, 2011; Seems the high horse is taking them all home

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/soniagupta504/status/1244758050180935680

Dang, first time I�ve seen someone posted itt that I know irl. I�ve never read her Twitter, definitely not what I was expecting

# ¿ Mar 31, 2020 04:16

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 13:25

Pipistrelle: Jun 18, 2011; Seems the high horse is taking them all home

Absurd Alhazred posted:

So she's not clearly an antisemite irl, I take it.

Not that she ever expressed to me at least. It�s been a year or so since I�ve actually talked to her, but we talked about politics somewhat often and it definitely never came up. Maybe something changed in the last year though, she also never struck me as the Biden type either, especially with the groping and rape stuff :shrug:

# ¿ Mar 31, 2020 04:45

Pipistrelle: Jun 18, 2011; Seems the high horse is taking them all home

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I'm sorry.

It�s all good, just more of a surprise than anything

# ¿ Mar 31, 2020 04:52

Pipistrelle: Jun 18, 2011; Seems the high horse is taking them all home

Here�s some idiocy from the Nextdoor app. This thread started out because a woman tried to steal a BLM sign from a neighbor�s yard. Some guy asked about why BLM is calling for defunding police departments. Blue here decided to drop this sad, STDH little story on us:

So Portland goons, I�m so sorry you live in an anarchist hellhole

# ¿ Jun 8, 2020 03:46

Pipistrelle: Jun 18, 2011; Seems the high horse is taking them all home

The Saddest Rhino posted:

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See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads😘

I couldn�t always read all the way through these, but I always appreciated it 🖤

# ¿ Jun 25, 2020 18:24

Pipistrelle: Jun 18, 2011; Seems the high horse is taking them all home

FFT posted:

jesus christ one of his tweets in that thread is just "Jack and rose..."

it's just everythingwrongwiththeMRAapproach.txt

This one confused me because in my head, instead of thinking of Titanic my brain went to the song Jack and Diane. I was like drat, wtf happened in that song??

# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 15:58

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GreenMetalSun posted:

I think it has something to do with the blue Satan horse with the giant penis.

His name is Blucifer, thank you very much

# ¿ Oct 24, 2020 14:03

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Paper Diamonds posted:

Giant metal death horse loving rocks and any true Coloradoan would say the same. I heard they turned down the brightness on the glowing red eyes which, if true, should be reversed immediately.

That is very upsetting if true. I love the burning hatred in its eyes, to damper them is a crime.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2020 16:00

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Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1328112074279546880?s=19

Feel bad for Alex, spooky goth chick seems really into him, invites him to her place, he assumes ouji board is just a euphemism, then she hooks up with his dead friend and gives him the cold shoulder.

Further down in the comments she says that she�s in a long term relationship and they live together, so ghosty Chad here is really more of a guardian angel than a spooky lover. Alex is dodging a bullet

# ¿ Nov 17, 2020 15:09

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Len posted:

She's doing an absurdly popular tour right now and her fans are reaching Pepe Silvia levels of insane by evaluating her clothes and set lists and looking for subliminal messages telling them what she's doing next. It's absolutely insane

Swifties have always done this kind of thing, see the conspiracy theory around her album 1989 that people think holds clues to her and Harry Styles killing someone with a car in New York.

https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/taylor-swift-harry-styles-vehicular-manslaughter-conspiracy-theory/?amp

InediblePenguin posted:

i've been informed that taylor swift is gay culture and had to be like "are you telling me i've been assigned straight by music taste"

I�m sorry you had to find out this way

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# ¿ May 16, 2023 18:51

Pipistrelle: Jun 18, 2011; Seems the high horse is taking them all home

Swan Lake Algae Problem posted:

She's not even right that people don't order 'caffeinated' coffee, I hear that all the time from customers that have also ordered something decaf and want to specify.

What a bunch of stupid assholes.

Right? I don�t feel like it�s uncommon for the barista to ask �regular or decaf?�

# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 00:41

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 13:25

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Lemniscate Blue posted:

Oh, this is a thing in some fundamentalist/evangelical Christian circles. It's less common nowadays but back around the time the 80s and 90s Satanic Panic was starting to fade out yoga was getting big in pop culture. There were great big fusses made about public schools including yoga in PE classes or starting extracurricular programs.

Obviously it didn't stick as a target of ire.

It stuck in Alabama, where they banned yoga in schools in 1993, and only unbanned it 2 years ago lol

# ¿ Jul 15, 2023 01:37

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