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When EMTs try to fix the damage (eg bullet holes) that Cops do, so they kind of are direct opposites.
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Nimrod's an amusing example because the term that caught on was used ironically. Bugs Bunny was making fun of Elmer Fudd by comparing him to Nimrod because Nimrod was known to be a great hunter, but because most kids only knew the term from the cartoon, they just took it as a word for idiot due to not having the historical/biblical context and it stuck as that. The only pop cultural use of the name that is actually accurate and non-ironic is Nimrod the Sentinel from the X-men series, the ultimate sentinel and ultimate mutant hunter.
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Apr 6, 2020 21:27
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Appropriately for easter, at that angle the blotchy parts of the moon look like a rabbit holding an egg. 
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Apr 8, 2020 22:26
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I had some hope about 10 days ago because of a newspaper article claiming that things were plateauing , but obviously that doesn't mean anything because 2 weeks later the lockdown is still in effect.
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Apr 11, 2020 19:19
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A cute way of coping with it is that every evening a small town in Derbyshire open their windows at about 6:30pm and moo in unison for a bit of fun: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-52252003
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Apr 12, 2020 15:12
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Only if it's the hosed up Hellhouses from FF7.
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Apr 12, 2020 19:11
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I just kind of want them to totally drop off the map, only take enough money to start themselves off in Canada then just get normal jobs. Prince Harry working doing tech support for Aon or something is just funny to me.
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Apr 16, 2020 16:00
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Reminds me of the episode of Recess where they cancel Recess but then end up completely reinventing it as if it was a new idea when the kid's start performing worse than ever.
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Apr 16, 2020 20:56
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Anyone with those dumb memes that end with "Oh my son had bottles thrown at him and he hasn't even left the house yet!" deserves to have them all forwarded to CPS, see him explain to them that "Oh I'm not really abusing my child, it's just a joke!" Just send every red flag he posts at once.
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Apr 17, 2020 06:34
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On the negative side-effects of the cochlear implant, re the Discomfort mentioned, is that because over time since birth the brain learns to filter out irrelevant info so you aren't bombarded with pointless whitenoise but deaf people's brains were never exposed to it so don't know how to filter it?
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Apr 23, 2020 06:23
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Most men are probably just annoyed that they don't have the rear end for a miniskirt. That's why I have a Gym membership, although the coronavirus has messed that up. :P Imma be beach booty ready next year.
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Apr 25, 2020 21:05
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It's not that surprising, he's a fan of exploitation movies, I guess he was overjoyed to be living one.
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Apr 27, 2020 21:38
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OwlFancier posted:i stride into the forest and begin scraeming at the nature WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE YOU HAVE NONE That just reminds me of the Green Eggs and Ham series where they get attacked by a type of wild bird that attacks anything it thinks is beneath it so to evade them you need to act impressive to scare them off - the grumpy character fails at this and takes a different tactic, exclaiming "What gives you the right to judge us anyway? You haven't even advanced as a species yet!" BioEnchanted has a new favorite as of 18:50 on May 1, 2020 |
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Something I'm curious about with recluses like Lovecraft - would the internet have made them better or worse? On the one hand he could have fallen into a pit like one of the many alt-right forums like Reddit and got worse, but on the other hand, if he went to twitter or something like that those sites make it impossible to be a recluse. Everything you say gets responded to, so he'd have many people calling him out on his weirder fears, and certainly there's a good chance he'd have doubled down and become a Twitter Main Character, but there is also a chance that being exposed to alternate viewpoints could have got him questioning his assumptions. Basically, if you are online you can't easily hide from the world, it's right there. It's a fun thing to think about.
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They're non-political but I kind of like the youtube Storytime Animation community, a group of young animators who use their avatars to tell animated anecdotes and at one point a bunch of them worked with a mutual friend called Boyinaband to make personal music videos about their outlooks on life, like Odd1sOut's song, called "Life is Fun" is effectively about intrusive thoughts that he suffers from, and JaidenAnimations song is about an eating disorder she has trouble with. SomethingElseYT: I'm Something Else (his songs are totally solo due to being the only one who is a musician by trade, he has another called "Help, Oh Well" both songs are helped by guest animators to make the animation more elaborate than they could do solo in a decent timefame Help Oh Well) This is an example of SomethingElse's usual thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7rjvYo-1H8 JaidenAnimations: Empty, with Boyinaband. This one's unique in that it's totally liveaction, but Jaiden's normal vids are animated anecdotes like the others. TheOdd1sOut: Life is Fun
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May 5, 2020 22:03
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Or, alternatively, diseases were a way in which God is testing us, and vaccines are how we passed that test. We figured out how to beat the obstacle, a little achievement popped up in Heaven in the 1800s and God was like "Ooh, they solved it! Well done them!" Why does God's plan always have to be so loving passive? I'm an atheist, I shouldn't have to come up with the logic for them.
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May 6, 2020 18:09
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I like the version I read on a birthday card years ago where it includes a helicopter, and God's last line is "I sent two boats and a helicopter, what more did you want?" It's such a casual yet annoyed final line.
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May 6, 2020 18:19
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Sunswipe posted:On the plus side, you wouldn't need lube to penetrate King Shark, his skin is so smooth you'd just slide in. Ah but that's only in one direction, it'd be like a chinese finger trap for yo' dick.
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May 9, 2020 09:53
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The chef is just deliberately gaslighting the guy by slightly loving up his eggs in a different way every time.
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May 12, 2020 22:27
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Stoatbringer posted:I like this screenshot from the comments But literally everyone is doing it!
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May 13, 2020 09:11
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I loved that comic "That guy's a badass, I heard he sucked dick for bus fare... and then he walked!"
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May 14, 2020 16:13
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It's easy to see how you'd get Alva from Ailbhe - the bh sound is a V sound just like in other irish names like Siobhan, and the Ail can be merged into one sound that sounds kind of like "I'll/Ah'll" as said in a southern american accent (because the hard A as in apple can soften into an I sound) if you stretch it out, so compacting it it becomes Al.
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May 14, 2020 21:19
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Ah yes, everyone knows about the figurative corners of a circle!
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May 17, 2020 14:53
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Honestly furries would probably be relatively safe, at least those in full costume, because the head would double as a face mask. As long as they stayed away from the horny, they're basically in boiler suits.
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May 17, 2020 16:37
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I was thinking they were a hotep, seemed very "The white man has hosed up our culture!" kind of thing.
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May 18, 2020 09:21
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Scratch Monkey posted:I fear to ask, but what's in the little pouch on his belt? The magic powder he uses to spin straw into gold in exchange for first-borns
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May 19, 2020 19:27
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Whatever you think Glinner thinks he's saying, it's probably something even stupider, like "if two trans women are dating they're actually just gay men in denial gotcha" It's like this reaction video from a transman youtuber (username Jammidodger) reacting to that college idiot girl who was all about guns and is also a TERF, where she tried to switch language during a conversation to "gotcha" the student but got got herself: "Would you be concerned if you saw a woman in the girls bathroom using a urinal?" "No. It's none of my business." "So it wouldn't bother you if you saw a man in the girls bathroom?" "If they're in the girls bathroom then they identify as a woman." *Walks away*
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chitoryu12 posted:God, I never even considered the "urinal in a girl's bathroom" part. She was asking hypothetically "Would you be bothered by installing urinals in the womens restrooms for women with penises, or tampon/sanitary towel dispensers in mens rooms for men who have periods" - most answers were "I don't care but it sounds like a good idea", the opposite to what she was hoping to get.
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May 26, 2020 18:22
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There was actually a transman she was speaking to who passed so she thought he was cis. So she was completely floored when he was like "Actually I would find that to be quite useful for my periods, so yeah, that would be great!" It seemed he was intentionally waiting for the funniest time to clue her in too, he was having fun with her.
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I just use stalls because I have bad aim and am kind of shy, so a urinal takes a while for me.
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It's also severely oversimplifying sexual attraction - it's not a blanket thing, it's a case-by-case basis. A cis lesbian may be sexually attracted to a transwoman, or a ciswoman, or they both could just not be her type. Often, even if the situation matches the orientation, they just don't do it for the person. It's the same with anyone - you likely don't even know your orientation for sure until you meet the right person (or see the right porn :P) and feel the stirring that tells you "Ah, that's what kind of person I'm into." and then hope they are into you back.
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The way I see it, my butt's all that generally touches the seat, I tend to wipe it first if it's wet, and I don't eat off my butt, it stays ensconced in my trousers. So I don't worry about it.
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May 26, 2020 20:00
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Hell, the very last scene of the episode is the boss crying alone in his bed completely regretting everything and missing April dearly, implying that even though she's trans he still loved her. Also the biggest red flag during the episode is the line "I used to be a man". No April, you used to have a penis. Graham just doesn't know the difference.
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I just want to know if anyone told him that or if he just assumed it, like did Standard and Practices actually tell him that it would be OK if she were trans, or did he just barrel ahead with his own conclusions?
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May 26, 2020 22:53
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SUSAN SQUAREPANTS!
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May 28, 2020 06:27
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Bobby Digital posted:Covid is currently a 90/11 for NYC I think you mean this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ8Ka5O9J1g&t=32s
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Davina is my hero.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Mods rename me to "vagina misfire" Oh, I thought they already had?
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Jun 6, 2020 07:55
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The objectively best bit in the movies is Hermione straight-up punching Malfoy in the third movie.
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It's a weird kind of irony, in their quest to "protect" women's bathrooms they've effectively made it so you are more likely to be harassed by a cis-woman for trying to use the toilet. They are the biggest threat a woman has to deal with right now, because there's a ludicrously small chance that a man will be in that bathroom and a very small chance a transwoman will be in there, but you know there is always going to be a ciswoman in the toilet so you're never safe.
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