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Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

All eyelids are removable if you think about it.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2020 19:51

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 12:52

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

So by his own admission sword guy wasn't even defending his own store, like that (e: Elviscat's) screenshot seems to suggest.

# ¿ May 31, 2020 20:28

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

luxury handset posted:

yeah he just saw his chance to run around in the middle of a riot slashing at people with a machete

getting his rear end entirely kicked was a public safety issue, not a political issue

I was also marveling at the almost subtle bit of spin.

# ¿ May 31, 2020 20:38

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

there wolf posted:

He's still spinning in his explanation. If you were worried about a particular structure getting trashed, then you'd go there and defend it. This dude went out the get his purge on, and rightfully got his rear end kicked for it.

Oh yeah, definitely not actually believing a word he's saying. It's all about living the violent fantasy.

# ¿ May 31, 2020 21:52

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Bismuth posted:

Lemons are delicious and versatile, I'd stick with lemon god. There are a lot worse things that a god can give you, like mormons

Yeah, mormonade is just gross.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2020 18:54

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Is he saying that hollywood has a right wing bias, then?

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 20:02

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Just let the other person order first and then order the same thing for yourself.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2021 17:20

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Ravenfood posted:

Jesus Christ no, let the other person order first and then order a completely different thing so you can share.

No.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2021 18:04

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

What did the second amendment say about treadmills?

# ¿ May 5, 2021 22:22

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Is it too late to rename the Streisand effect?

# ¿ May 26, 2021 22:18

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Tiggum finally feels like how we all feel when he calls candy lollies.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 20:20

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Vib Rib posted:

Sharks swim in water; there's water in the toilet. I rest my case.

We're gonna need a bigger bog.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2021 14:19

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Ratjaculation posted:

can we talk about whether that guy took a photo by screenshotting the camera app

because thats what it looks like to me

Yeah that does my head in more than even the other aspects of it.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2022 23:49

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Splicer posted:

Hard times make hard men
Hard men make soft times
Soft times make soft men
Soft men make soft times
- a bunch of people who inexplicably believe that they lived through hard times

Hard and soft men should work together to achieve their common goal of soft times

# ¿ Aug 26, 2022 15:13

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

TinTower posted:

I have many questions.

Like what though?

# ¿ Sep 5, 2022 17:57

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

TinTower posted:

Who the gently caress sells drugs on Facebook Marketplace?

Boomers are where the money is.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2022 18:02

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/StateOfLinkedIn/status/1572318240269037568

Cuckbert? Cuthberk?

# ¿ Sep 20, 2022 23:14

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

My sister went to the USA on a student exchange thing in the nineties and got asked if we had toilet paper in Belgium.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2022 18:21

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Why would racists hate him? He's white

I guess technically he said "they hate you", not "they hate me".

# ¿ Oct 28, 2022 00:23

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Gervasius posted:

I'm "cancer, and wolf"

When this came up another time someone speculated or maybe knew that wolf means lupus in this context.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2022 23:23

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

I'll blame the other guy in the other thread for being wrong!

# ¿ Dec 14, 2022 23:34

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

It's either someone younger than 20 who thinks 30-40 is old as balls or someone over 70 who thinks that means spring chicken.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2022 22:56

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Oh yeah imagine how successful a kid that grows up with two dads is going to be

# ¿ Dec 29, 2022 23:21

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Ambitious Spider posted:

good for her, but this is Wendy Carlos erasure

First to win a Grammy in the best pop duo and group performance category. The tweet is very specific about that.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 15:18

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Cool Kids Club Soda posted:

For sale: taste, never acquired

# ¿ Mar 15, 2023 22:49

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

DRINK ME posted:

This is probably the first time I’ve been thankful for (or paid attention to) the new metrics and I’m kind of loving it rn. That’s a solid 0.04% conversion on Views to Likes.

Interesting how this embed just trims the text without indication that it has done so apart from the '...' in the same color as the rest of the text.

Visiting this on Nitter, it's like the tweet exists in its short version with a link at the bottom to the longer version.

It's like long tweets are just a hack on top of what existed before.

Maybe this isn't new, but I'd never seen this.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2023 12:46

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Ride share and food delivery functionality to be announced soon.

# ¿ May 10, 2023 23:37

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

PurpleXVI posted:

Which is baffling to me, because Gilliam always felt to me like the one who did a bunch of the more socially critical stuff, with stuff like Brazil. You'd figure that would take some sort of brain capable of a bit of critical thinking.

Is it really such a huge leap from Brazil to pc gone mad, the nanny state grinds up free thinkers and all that. It's been a while since I watched it, admittedly.

# ¿ May 20, 2023 14:49

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Some of my best friends are bald

# ¿ Jun 20, 2023 23:06

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

elon is a four letter word

# ¿ Jun 21, 2023 13:11

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Stonehouse Beach posted:

w... we didn't start the fire?

# ¿ Jul 1, 2023 14:51

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Panfilo posted:

Sorry, didn't realize people who don't have Twitter can't read long form tweets.

People saying they won't click is not people saying they can't.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2023 16:58

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Grimes' brain:
- Bangers
- Dryer lint
- Designer drugs
- Your Ad Here

# ¿ Aug 14, 2023 16:26

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

FFT posted:

Transverse flutes, i.e. the metal flutes with saxaphone-like keys people are most likely to think of when thinking of "a flute"

It's actually pretty weird how that is the case in English and in other major languages a default flute would look more recorder-like.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2023 00:42

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

It's not a snake, it has a back leg!

# ¿ Aug 29, 2023 16:55

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

IBroughttheFunk posted:

From a thread in GB:

https://twitter.com/oldbooksguy/status/1695775948569018481

Could have kept it at
GOOD ART: confirms my biases
BAD ART: doesn't

# ¿ Aug 29, 2023 18:56

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Air Skwirl posted:

Oh dear God, a 15 year old boy wants to hang out with his girlfriend on his birthday instead of with his mom.
https://twitter.com/ask_aubry/status/1701960034932904210?t=YY60kzVXqDB5xgURvIjqjg&s=19

There's a whole megathread in gbs about narcissistic parents and a forum where they congregate to complain about their thankless children and they all seem to write with the same cadence, the same phrasings, the same deflection of blame, the same vagueness when circumstances could reflect badly on them, into stories that make no sense to normal people. You can spot it a mile away. This is very likely a badly abusive parent as well.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2023 23:04

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

El Spamo posted:

I'm pretty sure my roommate in college had a monitor approaching that and it was a fuckin' beast

I had two big trinitron monitors that could do 1600x1200 and let me tell you, they don't make desks like that anymore. When I bought them, they wouldn't fit in my friend's Astra. There literally wasn't a hole in the car large enough.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2023 17:06

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Agents are GO! posted:

Should have had your mom in the car.

Don't be daft, they would have had to have built the car around her

# ¿ Sep 24, 2023 14:27

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 12:52

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

He's Richard Ayoade's brother in law, apparently.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2023 19:22

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