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 From the Island Boys wikipedia article:Wikipedia posted:In January 2022, the twins made a commissioned video through Cameo, a platform that allows celebrities to be paid to make custom videos for fans. The video was reposted on TikTok by a Texas-based army recruiter named Orlando Tamez, and shows the brothers saying, "Big shoutout to Staff Sergeant Tamez, you're changing lives, giving you $50K...Giving out bonuses? Paid vacation? And free college, no money." The video was reposted again onto the website Reddit in a subreddit called r/Army. The video sparked controversy and resulted in a representative for the US Army Recruiting Command making the following statement to NBC: "The Island Boys Cameo was not reviewed, authorized, nor paid for by US Army Recruiting Command as an official marketing tool. We are investigating the situation and requiring the individual recruiter to remove the TikTok account, as it is not authorized for official use at this time."
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:God drat. That overstuffed Hot-Pocket of a man Trump danced (marginally) better when he was on SNL. This is me after too many drinks, except replace the hat with the Booty Hunter hat from Squidbillies.  Bonus:   
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Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:To be fair, a LOT of cartoons/games/comics do exactly that with their designs, so it's hard not to be vague. Yeah, my first thought was various fighting games or 2011-era League of Legends.
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Platystemon posted:I propose canceling Andrew Tate for having an eating disorder, which is woke and unmanly.  I read the post before I saw who posted it, and went "Uhh, yeah, this just kinda sounds like rationalizing an eating disorder."...! posted:lol why I assume for folks who only get paid in cash or for like, pan-handlers and the like. I mean, it's legal tender, isn't it?  Some places downtown around here don't take cash, which to me is just a politer way of saying "Hoboes not welcome". Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 04:42 on Nov 15, 2023 |
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"[He] successfully rescued a fellow pilgrim from an enormous bear" sounds like it should be delivered by an awkward third grader on stage wearing a cheap Mayflower costume.
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GreenMetalSun posted:Horny, homoerotic Catholic art is like, traditional, though. Yup!  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Sebastian#Lgbt_association quote:This may have been a deliberate attempt by the Church to get away from the single nude subject, which is already recorded in Vasari as sometimes arousing inappropriate thoughts among female and male churchgoers. https://artuk.org/discover/stories/saint-sebastian-as-a-gay-icon Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 04:01 on Nov 16, 2023 |
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goblin week posted:It's not like, toxic, but like other elastomeres it suffer from inherent porosity which makes them harbor bacteria, It's fine for external play but i would not insert them into your body. I recommend silicone, glass or ABS for that. The big problem is that a lot of elastomer toys are sold as silicone but they very much are not and there really are no conclusive non-destructive tests you can do. If I recall, that risk of infection was the big issue with those jade eggs Gwyneth Paltrow wanted people to shove in their vaginas. You can "clean" it all you want, but those tiny little holes (  ) collect some nasty junk. Pumice stones may have the same issue, not sure...for feet! Don't shove pumice stones in your orifices.
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I just saw a CNN headline: Some young Americans on Tiktok say they sympathize with Osama bin Laden.  captainOrbital posted:SOMEone's never heard of the first amendment! You'll pry my moldy pumice stone out of my cold, dead cooch.  mycot posted:But as soon as the she/her pronouns come out, people see red. I think that's their obsession with trans women in Thailand as well; my understanding is that it's way more common for trans women there to not go by "she/her". Someone please correct me if I'm wrong, however! Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 20:50 on Nov 16, 2023 |
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What a horrible day to have eyes. Something Awful sees your "human pet guy" and raises you "human toilet mod/admin".
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tokin opposition posted:i would like to know more about the human toilet mod There was a mod (admin? I forget, this was before my time) whose SA legacy consists of two things: being very heavily personally invested in Duke Nukem Forever, and being very heavily personally invested in the concept of using a human being as a toilet. I THINK they always tried to spin it as some edgelord joke/insult, but... Nobody Interesting posted:Apt name / post combo Thank you for reminding me to play some Sam and Max this weekend. 
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Man, I don't even loving know where this goes, but since I had to see it, y'all do too. I'm spoiler'ing this, for...nudity? Body horror? I don't know, but I don't want anybody getting questions from their supervisors at work. 
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Nov 22, 2023 21:14
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Me, arriving at a casino: "Point me to your high-roller Go Fish table, sir."
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Wait, are barcades now a "woke/cuck" thing?  Baron von Eevl posted:Imagining a scratchy recording of this rant played over the beginning of a godspeed you! black emperor album. I was more thinking of swapping it out for the Manson rant at the start of "Beware" by Death Grips.  Speaking of, this fits with this current topic, as well as thread-favorite Adin Ross, AND fascism: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uarSqeLsu6Q
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Panfilo posted:Also don't wear spandex as the chemicals in the fabric will leach into your vagina and turn into super bacteria? Probsbly turn your hair blue and sprout nose rings too I guess. Eh, I was taught there's a grain of truth to this, in that a sweaty vagina/labia (aka post-workout) hanging around in tight-fitting pants can lead to yeast infections, etc. as it traps all that moisture and throws off your pH balance...same reason you shouldn't wear your wet bikini bottoms all day. Let your coochie dry off and breathe! My guess is that the dude doesn't care about that and is just angry at seeing nice butts in yoga pants. I lost it at the "Pick which hand" guy looking so goddamn serious.
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Found on Reddit:quote:I don’t listen to female rappers. To much masculine energy. I like my woman feminine and lady like. Listening to female rappers is a gateway to homosexuality 
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Nov 29, 2023 21:21
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Panfilo posted:"And after all that I have nothing better to do than to argue black people have lower IQ than white people" None of these words are in the Bible.
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Nov 30, 2023 19:42
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So here's a subreddit for a trashy reality show about drunk women fighting. The usual posts are things like "Who is your favorite/least favorite cast member?" "Why did XXX fight YYY?" "Y'all think ZZZ is doing coke or nah?", and so on. It seems someone got a little lost... 
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Dec 1, 2023 21:18
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BioEnchanted posted:A weirdo on a message board who wanted to sniff yoshi's eggs and was like "I wonder if he's embarrassed about the smell, just as a joke" and tried to play it off as a goof by including constant "haha"s in the text. Oh, ha, for some reason I always associated the "wonder what it would smell like haha" with someone speculating about that masked lady's sweat from Mass Effect. I guess that was a different weirdo!
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Dec 1, 2023 21:26
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Can you imagine being that lady and being on a blind date, and when your potential partner asks "What is the biggest achievement you've made in your life?", going "Well, I did genital phrenology on some corpses, and- wait, where are you going?!"
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Scratch Monkey posted:He sounds a lot like the guy from Eagles of Death Metal. On the surface he's "libertarian" or "classically liberal" but scratch the surface and you'll find a chud I've heard several people claim that surviving the Bataclan attacks completely broke that dude's brain, but I also couldn't tell you the first thing about that band besides them being involved in that event. Jason Aldean was on stage when the Las Vegas shooting popped off, and he apparently loves guns more than ever now! 
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