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A blast from the past: https://twitter.com/RepMarkWalker/status/864223017135689728 Leading to "As Country Circles Drain, Congressman Bravely Comes Forward to Criticize Ramp for Baby Ducks" Maybe don't criticize baby ducklings, apple pie or a mothers love unless your political platform is literally "I'm Lord Voldemort".
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# ¿ May 7, 2020 04:48 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 10:02 |
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Does "this Tweet is unavailable" mean it was deleted or just hidden?
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# ¿ May 12, 2020 07:54 |
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seaborgium posted:This is a dumb question, but what is that little thing that looks like it has googly eyes? It doesn't look dangerous at all, it just looks cute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9qIcLN15Po
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2020 03:23 |
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RIPPER: Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. MANDRAKE: Huh. RIPPER: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2020 05:56 |
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KIRK: I can't believe I kissed you. SHAPESHIFTER (appearing as KIRK): Must have been your lifelong ambition. - Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2020 04:00 |
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PhazonLink posted:you mean cabbage. A whiter shade of kale.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2020 02:06 |
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StrangersInTheNight posted:can someone explain to a layman what that means? why is it doing the dumb thing bc of tardigrades?
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2020 21:26 |
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there wolf posted:Mellification, where you eat/drink nothing but honey till you die and supposedly your body is preserved by that process is just a legend. The monks who actually mummified themselves ate seeds and bark while exercising vigorously for years to get rid of all their body fat, then drank some poisonous tree resin to further dehydrate themselves before getting sealed up in a tomb and in the hopes of making a well-preserved corpse. Imagine going to all that trouble and then Link just kind of wanders past your shrine without so much as glancing at it.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2020 07:51 |
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rodbeard posted:Is the trivia section for IMDB social media? I like to looking at the inane user submitted fun facts after I finish watching a movie His thought is slow, but always kind. He holds us all within his mind
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2021 06:33 |
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Lumbermouth posted:Why the gently caress do these people care so much about the Kennedies? Skwirl posted:Because they're obsessed with the deep state and that's who killed JFK. I heard that after all, it was you and me
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 05:00 |
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Does he have a stroller? This is important. No, but Hobbes is carrying a sled. Bismuth posted:If he actually makes it up there he'll be so thin the mosquitos will just carry him away Don't worry - these sandwiches will give him energy to spare. Rockman Reserve posted:He needs a globe and a snazzy helmet, duh.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2022 11:43 |
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Agents of SHIELD plot lines getting weird
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# ¿ May 7, 2022 23:27 |
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Burning_Monk posted:I'll never get over someone not having an internal monologue. As a deep-seated introvert, most of daily interactions are me arguing with myself in my head. " We're not so different, you and I! ", I elucidate dramatically as I try to distract Hero Me from noticing that I am edging ever closer to the controls of the weather control device.
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# ¿ May 14, 2022 14:59 |
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*sorry, thought better of it*
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2022 17:51 |
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Knormal posted:Sorry, the Penguin Walk name is already taken for that walk you do when you're trying to make it to the toilet before making GBS threads your pants. I thought that was common knowledge. I believe you are thinking of the Truffle Prevention Shuffle
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2023 05:53 |
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Tiggum posted:The "joke" about the episode count is not even an exaggeration. There are shows like that. I get that I am late to the party but: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w09YzTMY1qk&t=58s
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2023 12:14 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I'm going to shun you all so hard. Shun magic and shun the appearance of magic! Shun everything - and then shun shunning!
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2023 03:47 |
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PhazonLink posted:on the subject of wall textures, this reminds me of the most hostile wall I have seen and touched was a wall that had pebbles cemented on it. which I assume is a anti teen hanging and anti leaning thing. Cool Kids Club Soda posted:Pretty sure it's an anti-teens thing Sorry if I am being oblivious or missing the joke but could you guys please explain exactly how it is a an anti-teen thing? I'm asking because I'm pretty sure I went through my entire adolescence without thinking "wow, I sure do hate pebbles in general and pebbles on walls in particular". I get that the texture might be unpleasant to lean on directly but sounds like a technology easily defeated by coats
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2023 07:18 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 10:02 |
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Brawnfire posted:That dude needs to not wear mirrored shades, gives way too much context I respect the fact that he presumably saw himself in a mirror, thought "I look like somebody asked Gary Larson to sketch The Fly" and decided to run with it as his look.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 14:37 |