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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
I just had my first twitter stoush, arguing with someone about a "left" politician who posted an "all lives matter" thing.

It started thus:



unfortunately it kept going, so I suppose the idiot is me.

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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Sunswipe posted:

Am I allowed to say "loving white people" as a white person? Because I really want to shake my head while saying "loving white people."

I think if you aren't shaking your head going "loving white people" while also a white person, you are one of the ones every other white person shaking their head going "loving white people" is thinking about.

loving white people

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

OwlFancier posted:

Replace the entire stat block with Gumption Moxie Spunk Razzamataz Chutzpah and Enthusiasm.

help I rolled 6 negative numbers in a row

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
Waluigi is a Disney Princess

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
:psyboom:

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
More Perfect did a story about Korematsu

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
Doms/Subs

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎


https://twitter.com/ViolateGeneva/status/1278035884730978305

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

She also went to KFC?

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
anyone unlucky enough to witness it

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
crap, all my gender hardware is incompatible with this new 9-bit standard

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
I was reading Anne McCaffrey and Julian May, plus one of my favorite childhood books was by Patricia Wrightson

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Picnic Princess posted:

This is my favourite response



im hypervenalting halp

T-man posted:

To learn more read Blindsight by Peter Watts. If you don't want to learn more it's not a book for you.

in fact, read it right now!

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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

OwlFancier posted:

Everything I've encountered about australian politics suggests that it's just a continent filled entirely with boomers.

we prefer 'kangaroos'

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
placing the entire earth in the penumbra of your taint is pushing the 'sex in public' thing a little too far

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

the fact this version is much worse than the album version is extremely on brand.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
i think it's time for the term "frottage" to re-enter the lexicon

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
https://twitter.com/DuvalMagic/status/1286031970217197591

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Miss posted:

boobies wanna droop
let the boobies hit the floor

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Ambitious Spider posted:

And he'll probably be like "It's no mozart" ignoring the fact Mozart has a song about eating rear end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C78HBp-Youk

more than one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO32U6Ke09U

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
just in case, Matt Bors is not the idiot

https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/1294054577558323202

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

i've heard of flappy bird but this is ridiculous!

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
not even ingame max payne, he's the max payne in the comic style cutscenes

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

oldpainless posted:

I’ve been using the term “man residue” wrong for years

more like old™less

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

christmas boots posted:

real poor people salt their meat and store it in the cellar.

ah, the ben shapiro experience.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
her novel clearly warns against men in wigs though?

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

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Len posted:

Zero Gizz

that's a top-tier username

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
is it a gun shaped like a salmon or made out salmon?

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

mods rename me hood of socialism

Zetsubou-san has a new favorite as of 07:04 on Jan 14, 2021

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
you're just jealous

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
failson has found his purpose in life by being a sockpuppet account

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Josef bugman posted:

Govuwument I think you mean.

My Leftist Senator Can't Possibly Be This Cute!

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

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Zetsubou-san posted:

My Leftist Senator Can't Possibly Be This Cute!

Transported To Another Parliament But My Power Base Is Intact!

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

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DACK FAYDEN posted:

but if the FAA's authority is derived from the commerce clause and the rocket goes straight up, not passing state lines at any point before the explosion, is it really within their jurisdiction? :thunk:

The precedent set by Wickard v. Filburn states that the commerce clause does apply in these situations.

Zetsubou-san has a new favorite as of 06:02 on Feb 3, 2021

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

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StillFullyTerrible posted:

i remember that, she handed out copies to the people around her and the old lady next to her visibly had to stifle a laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyEFBm-A77Q

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
gnopecchi

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
miranda's no haydee, i'll tell you that

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

bulletsponge13 posted:

The real Soup Crime is PA and their bullshit "pot pie".

It's not pot pie you loving weirdos. It's Chicken Noodle Soup.

don't look up 'pie floater' OP

OwlFancier posted:

That's literally tom scott in a false beard.

:stonk:

Zetsubou-san has a new favorite as of 04:41 on Feb 9, 2021

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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
my mother was actually in the army reserves so that whole line was very "yeah, so?" to me :shobon:

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