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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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FFT posted:

who hasn't enjoyed a nice slice of plain buttered toast with their completely unspiced chicken fettuccine alfredo?

oregano? pepper? garlic? they're for posers

I wonder how gross that beer is...

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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Greg

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Arivia posted:

So what is the punchline then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4Alw_thNiM&t=26s

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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I did sous vide glazed carrots for my mom once at her home.

Shes like "Oh wow where did you get these?!"

From your fridge! They were the same ones you had!

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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March 2019?

And you are screen capping?

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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T-man posted:

Whats the difference?

One is fully of lovely jokes, unimaginative scenarios and problematic dialogue, the other one is porn.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

I never liked this gimmick because I found it hard to read, but I respect your cummies. Bless.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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I mean dunking on Terfs is one thing but schizophrenics...

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Mak0rz posted:

Predator handshake meme with one arm labeled "selfish hetero men" and the other one labeled "lesbians" and the hands are labeled "eating pussy is gay as hell"

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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People, cupping people....

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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RandomFerret posted:

It is bullshit. 30 kph is ridiculously slow, speed limits around here don't even go that low in a flashing yellow zone

That's because you live in a hell hole that doesnt value life.

Sorry you're 3 minutes late.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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A more consistent speed limit is more enforceable and has more adherence.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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I think its time to rename the thread racists and trasphobes on the internet.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Nastyman posted:

MFW your feet haven't touched the ground in months or years


Thats a pretty good painting for 28 dollars.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Woozie66 posted:

Here's a thread collecting some of the best of "leftist" tweets, including classic hits like "units of measurement are capitalistic" and "being transgender is transphobic."

https://twitter.com/lgsorceress/status/1325273438165069824?s=19

Shanley... *Stubs out cigarette* Haven't heard that name in years.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Arsenic Lupin posted:

There's no evidence on where smallpox came from.

Time Traveller

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Skwirl posted:

How can the company that hosts like half the internet be this bad at social media.

Why would they be? The groundskeeper isn't good at football.

Edit - aw beans.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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I like when the stupid comes from inside the thread.. really brings it full circle ya know?

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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https://www.branson-reese.com/comics

He seems nice..

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Why be a writer if you can't exploit your own or your friends trauma?

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Skwirl posted:

There's more
https://twitter.com/naomirwolf/status/1383970655029268493?s=19

Oh dear god, if you take the vaccine you might end up looking like Ryan Gosling or the hot evil vampire from Vampire Diaries.

https://twitter.com/DHBJones/status/1384224814219468810?s=20

LOL

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Calling peanut allergies a facet of wokeness us a perfect microcosm of their thinking though.

Throwing in a legitimate issue where they need to make a slight change to their daily routine because it will literally potentially kill someone as evidence of lunacy or a bridge too far.

And in the context usually around school it's literal children they are complaining they want to kill because they can't think of anything other than peanut butter sandwiches to stuff in Rowan's bag.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Ugly In The Morning posted:

Please tell me you have more of... whatever this is.

The mental health equivalent of TCC

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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My god is an awesome god.

But he don't want me playin the bideogames what with the tarot cards!

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Itd be like 150 tonnes of pennies

Also pennies are mostly zinc.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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She keeps the bar low for what constitutes locking her account.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Put that hair in a knot and give him some face tats and you got a post malone baby.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Let the swamp harpies return to their native habitat.

It's been too long.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Ambitious Spider posted:

My favorite beverage:



Other natural flavours such as, regret, despair, bargaining.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Everyone says wikihow but not wikiwhy.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Generic insults never work you have to attack their insecurities with specific insults that shake them to their very core.

If you aren't actively trying to destroy their self identity what is the point.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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This post apocalyptical hunter gather society never lost the ability to create eyeliner, tinted lip-gloss, blush or teeth whitening.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Skwirl posted:

I made it 45 minutes ago.

gently caress...
:golfclap:

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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In the comments they point out she clearly has a ring doorbell. You know the kind that takes video.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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PetraCore posted:

But you know, at least that dude wasn't appropriating an actual culture. Tigers aren't offended.

The weretigers were very offended they just couldn't say it because it would out their existence.

As their envoy, I am passing along this info.

Also please do not call them good kitties, they are noble and proud people.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Finally Cum futures

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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"13 members of my family died in the Holocaust, I will quit my job in order to espouse views of people who want another one"

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Deez nuts seems to be taking the news well

https://twitter.com/becksDREAMSbig/status/1407829983742005254?s=20

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Yeah its purely a prison thing and a real good way to know if someone that you just met did time.

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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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The bread should come hot and it helps to melt the butter.

This lady is crazy.

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