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Skwirl posted:Oh god, at least that dude who said his emotional attachment to Aerith dying was better than any human relationship didn't bitch about other people making fan fiction porn about her. And that man went on to be... Ted Kaczynski.
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Mar 11, 2021 07:30
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Skwirl posted:Pretty sure Ted Kaczynski would have very serious issues with anyone forming an emotional attachment to a video game character. Aerith is a ... a video game.. charac... ter? 
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Mar 11, 2021 07:38
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hawowanlawow posted:there's another good one that says ordering appetizers is gay because real mean eat "whole rear end meals," which seems gayer to me but what do I know It really depends where the hyphen lies. Whole-rear end Meals Whole rear end-Meals
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Mar 18, 2021 21:26
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The only channel I truly cannot stand ads on is the Paramount Network. Not only do they seem to play double the amount of ads of other networks, they only play ads for their own shows. And since they have so few shows overall, you will see the same ads over and over and over ad nauseum. If they have a decent movie on, you're going to see the same ad 20 times for Bar Rescue, some Tattoo show, and... no, that's pretty much it.
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Mar 22, 2021 13:46
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zakharov posted:Except golf. Golf can be great to watch on TV, you just gotta have the right setup. It's has to be warm summer day, window open with gentle breezes coming in. You're laying back on the couch, in the distance you hear the pleasant hum of a plane flying by. Some chilled Arnie Palmies ready to go, you listen to the hushed commentary of the rapt commentators. Occasionally you drift in and out of a gentle cat-nap, awakening to see Rory McElroy sink a 30 foot putt at TPC Sawgrass, or Tiger crashing a Cessna into a 7-11. Then just enjoy some great golf shots, or guys completely flubbing a putt. If you wanna green out the experience, it can only add to the effect. TV golf is about maximum chill.
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Mar 22, 2021 13:55
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goatsestretchgoals posted:it cant be any worse than css Cinnamon-Sugar Stix?! Well, just hold on a drat minute there, pardner!
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Mar 24, 2021 08:24
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uber_stoat posted:we regret to inform you that the cereal shrimp man... Is the Cereal-Shrimp the next evolution of the Milkshake-Duck?
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Mar 25, 2021 00:06
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Tiggum posted:If you don't want to pay the union, just don't join? Once a union is in place, the jobs become "union jobs", and enrollment is mandatory as a condition of continued employment.
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Mar 30, 2021 07:21
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Kenning posted:Not in right-to-work states, which Georgia is. You can't have a closed shop in right-to-work jurisdictions. Right-to-work is dumb and bad, but it is a fact in lots of places currently. I would also love to see an actual example of what you're describing. "Yes, you can choose to join the union, pay dues, and get better pay and benefits, or you can opt out and make half as much with no benefits and get ritually get pounded in the rear end by management on a weekly basis as a vent for their hate of employees."
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Mar 30, 2021 07:34
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Tiggum posted:What the gently caress? I mean, I live in a semi-civilized country where unions are allowed to exist, so when a union is in place enrollment is almost universally mandatory. I say almost, as some places allow you to opt out of joining the union, but you STILL have to pay union dues to work. Not sure if anyone in history has yet been dumb enough to take that option. Get none of the benefits, but all of the fees. Sign me up!
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Mar 30, 2021 07:58
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Tiggum posted:I also live in a semi-civilized country ... australia 
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Mar 30, 2021 08:05
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The original Kangarunions were quite powerful.
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Mar 30, 2021 08:13
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Gentlemen, this is something new. We may have seen a sixhead, or perhaps we may have even broken through that barrier and witnessed the fabled sevenhead.
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Mar 30, 2021 23:27
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kdrudy posted:You know what Matt Gaetz loves about high school girls... He keeps gettin' older, and they remain as easy to traffic as ever.
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Mar 31, 2021 22:18
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Apr 2, 2021 01:09
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Viennettas haven't been available in the US for 20 years, but are coming back. 
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Apr 4, 2021 00:46
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learnincurve posted:*runs into thread arms flailing* It's only sire and dam when referring to the breeding pair of an existing offspring. He juss' talkin' bout dogs fuckin'.
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Apr 5, 2021 13:20
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Single-spacing, double spacing? Why would you bother...... with either......... when you can just put...... a long string of ellipses....... between a never ending stream....... of consciousness word vomit that..... drifts from topic to topic....... whether you're talking about...... spacing or did you hear that uncle john...... fell down last week and punctured....... his scrotum it was terrible but...... at least Donna was able to get him some...... of her ambrosia salad which made him feel better....... so that's why spacing doesn't matter...... are you coming for dinner next week,,,,,,,, ?
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Apr 6, 2021 01:07
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Data Graham posted:Oh my god how did we get talking about how the space bar works. The original post was about DOUBLE LINE SPACING, i.e. what I am doing in this post, hitting return twice between lines, not double spaces after a period Double line spacing?! Well now you're just a pervert.
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Apr 6, 2021 02:54
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Martman posted:My favorite were random yahoo answers questions where the Top Rated Answer would have like 1 vote and be something like "i dunno lol" This is like half the answers about a product on Amazon. There's a certain segment of people that get those emails from Amazon when another user has asked a question about something they bought. Even if they don't have an answer, I'm assuming they still think they're required to provide an answer, so you get responses like "I don't know what you're talking about, but I lost this item a while ago so I don't know", or "I don't know why you'd want to do that with this item. Do you know what you're talking about? Plus mine was blue so it probably works different, stop asking me."
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Apr 6, 2021 07:19
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Ernest Hemingway was gay according to these new standards. Well, he definitely liked to deep-throat a long hard shaft that delivered hot loads.
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Apr 9, 2021 06:44
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The two sexual orientations, gay, and business entrepreneur.
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Apr 11, 2021 08:41
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Zesty posted:Quacks like a chud Based on what?
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Apr 14, 2021 09:23
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Okay so the insulin represents macroeconomics, and the witch is former surgeon general C. Everett Koop. The candy must then represent America's foreign policy, and the grinning Hulk mask is America's war dead. Then... oh no... clearly the moon represents... oh no, it's all so clear. drat Gurewitch, we get it. You hate the Nepalese. No need to broadcast it so loudly.
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Apr 14, 2021 16:41
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OwlFancier posted:A bad comic. This is really more on your inability to parse a fairly obvious comic.
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Apr 14, 2021 18:03
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, hungry and weary, Over many a quaint and curious recipe of forgotten lore— While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of someone gently rapping, rapping at the microwave door. “’Tis some lobster,” I muttered, “tapping at the microwave door— Only this and nothing moKERSPLOOOOODDDDDDEEEE!!!!”
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Apr 16, 2021 02:49
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christmas boots posted:Same, but TS Eliot Dont you dare say a word against Turd Sniffer Eliot.
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Apr 16, 2021 20:10
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goblin week posted:why is it always about the foreskin with those guys Seriously. Can we finally start raising awareness of those suffering with their aftskin.
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Apr 19, 2021 06:48
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Elviscat posted:That post is how I realized I got probed for calling another poster daddy in the cursed images thread while blackout drunk last night. You got probed because you didn't post a cursed image. Mods auto-probe in that thread with no image contribution.
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Apr 19, 2021 06:51
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Elviscat posted:I know, maybe I should have phrased that I got probed for posting in the cursed images thread and called another poster daddy. Understood, daddy.
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Apr 19, 2021 07:30
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Skwirl posted:Tracksuit bottoms are allowed if you are running on a teack. Or a goomba. Mafia-style or Mario-style, either works.
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Apr 20, 2021 09:48
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OwlFancier posted:And I gotta say wearing the poppy in loving april is some impressive brainworms. You do realize you don't need to update your account picture with a current photo when you make a post on twitter, yes?
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Apr 25, 2021 00:56
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Dr Christmas posted:Pinocchio was also trending on Twitter during Oscar night after getting nominations for costume design and cinematography. The hashtag was populated exclusively by people who had just that second learned of the film’s existence. Jesus, and it's got Roberto Benigni in it. He was already in a Pinocchio movie years ago. That's too much Benigni, far too much Benigni.
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Apr 27, 2021 00:40
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kdrudy posted:It'll never be streets ahead. Did Community actually come up with this, or did they just piggyback on a then-new phrase? Cause I saw a real life art professor dude use it non-ironically on tv last week, from a current show.
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Apr 27, 2021 19:20
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sassassin posted:"Streets ahead" has been a common phrase in the UK (and probably elsewhere) forever. Huh. He was british as well, so checks out I guess.
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Apr 27, 2021 21:58
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Kenning posted:The chief problem with cancel culture is that its efficacy tops out at people who are middle-high on the social totem pole. An actor or a comedian can get cancelled, so can a lawyer or accountant. It's not possible, alas, to cancel Liz Uihlein or Fred Koch or the Waltons. Someone summed it up well by saying you can only be canceled if "you care". People who are genuinely cancelled and care about it usually acknowledge the cancelling, and then retreat from the public eye. On the flipside, someone who responds to a cancelling with "gently caress y'all!", essentially can't be cancelled. They'll just keep motoring along with their lovely actions and opinions. They may lose fans or whatever, but they gain just as main new fans who like the toxic poo poo.
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Apr 27, 2021 22:03
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Where you get yer gallon of eels, innit? Leftenant Eatmuch approves.
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I'll applaud NFT's for at least giving us this, something I've been giggling at like a dork for days now.
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