Idiots on Social Media: If cum was garlic sauce I'd give way more blowjobs.

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Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/suchnerve/status/1257161277295779840?s=20

Future member of Estranged Parents message boards. I don't even like Minecraft and I get how hosed that is. It's not locking away some toys for a set amount of time, that's destroying their toy in front of them.

I used to work a late shift at a job when I was 19, lifting concrete and other heavy crap into the back of people's cars. My dad, a firm believer that I was being "lazy" and needed to follow a strict schedule to wake up on time, stormed into my room one afternoon after I was working the previous evening and *tore down the blinds in my room*, forcing sunlight into the room and removing any semblance of privacy to the neighbors across the street.

I had other run-ins with him thoughout my childhood breaking my poo poo when he felt I was refusing his authority, or just because he felt like it.

I empathize with this child, how utterly broken do you have to be as an adult to gently caress up a child that way?

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/Hegelbon/status/1258093246812749827

gently caress this bitch

We Need to Start Befriending Neo Nazis, by Bethany Mandel

How the Angry Left Turned Me Into a Nazi, by Bethany Mandel

# ¿ May 7, 2020 02:59

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nextdoor sucks and i hate my neighbors.

# ¿ May 18, 2020 18:35

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/honeybhouston/status/1263853906708385805

that is not promising

# ¿ May 22, 2020 20:55

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Veib posted:

They, btw

https://twitter.com/SonicFox/status/1172597487560994821

But yes, SonicFox is a combination of all the things that make chuds mad

ha, that's neat. good for them. taking the bullet to normalize nonstandard pronouns is good praxis.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2020 12:14

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Guilty posted:

Funny story, this dude is blocked in the UK. Twitter says it's country withheld content, meaning certain countries have banned his account.

imagine being so lovely an entire country bans you

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 05:31

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Evilreaver posted:

I feel like I'm missing some context from the set tweet. Is he saying the second guy isn't from LA or something?

This is Xeni Jardin:

She was using slang to try to downplay someone's point on twitter.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2021 04:16

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