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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Being circumcized does help, actually, so tell that kid the price for a sip of wine and see if they're still as into it.

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Data Graham posted:

Do restaurant photos in Google Earth count as IOSM?





I want to know wtf book this is

From my cursory googling, it's a Rich Litvin book called "The Prosperous Coach"

“Life really can be exponential. You are far closer to everything you want than you could ever imagine. Miracles are far closer than you think.“

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Khizan posted:

Richard, but specifically the Richards who insist on going by the full name all the time. I've met decent Ricks and Riches, and I've even met a few Dicks who weren't actually dicks, but every Richard I've ever met has been an "I demand to speak with the owner" rear end in a top hat who calls waiters "the help".

It's the chard, makes em bitter

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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sugar mouse posted:

Yeah that guy does it a lot. Every now and then I'll say hi or something and even then I get about five messages in response. It's just weird.

Oh I was picturing you saying "Hi!" in-between two of his machine-gun posts lol

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Powered Descent posted:

"My cat meows to be let out of the room, then immediately paws at the door to be let back in! This looping short circuit can only be broken by his mortal enemy, the vacuum cleaner."

"It's really inappropriate of you to be ranting and complaining about your own cat in such a public forum. Perhaps you shouldn't have taken on the responsibility if you weren't ready for it."

Right, there's a big difference between "kids, right? lol" and "my kid is an idiot, just downright useless, goddamn what a disappointment"

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Fashionable Jorts posted:

People? Exaggerating on the internet?

Gasp!

I mean, who are we referring to doing the exaggerating? The person who thought that a tongue-in-cheek complaint about one's kid putting the dishes in the wrong place was equal to saying one hates their kid and never wanted them in the first place? Because they seemed to believe what they were saying.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I dunno about this Tyson dude, but I happen to think astronomy is a pretty cool thing so the moon always impresses me

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Mak0rz posted:

This was unironically shared by my Christian aunt on Facebook. There's something about it that's cracking me up. I think the "Sunday's comin'!" gives it shitpost energy that I don't expect from what I assume is supposed to be a sincere Easter meme?



Jesus is just up there laughing his rear end off internally, like oh man I can't wait to see those faces when they open my tomb

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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With the Amazon packages and cameras I figured some kind of cam show stuff but... a smell?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

Scat performer.

And the boxes are bulk diapers.

gently caress, I want to go back. I want to unthink.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Peanut Butler posted:

lmao "We found no pattern of sexual misconduct by Biden, beyond a specific pattern of sexual misconduct"

You know, the kind that's just whining instead of valid. We'll let you all know when something concerns us and take immediate action.

- Tarl Cabot of Gor, ethics investigation

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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This can all be over! Recant your allegiances, and tell me by what agents Checkers evaded our Divine Justice!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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gently caress you, they have baklavas here!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Shut up Meg posted:

No, you must be wrong: the bible is his favourite book. In fact he's got 'a special room' to store all his copies in* He told us this.


*never been seen by anyone, ever.

I'm trying to parse my hypothetical emotions if, one day, Trump posted a video showing off his giant, gilded Bible Apse replete with ornate holy books.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Aw, that makes me nostalgic for Captain Planet informing me I can't catch AIDS from a HIV+ kid's soda.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Also, demonstratively, when a perfectly healthy piece of unsullied beef is placed within a jar and a screen placed atop it... BEHOLD, FLIES!

Any arguments?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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boar guy posted:



like what the gently caress does that even mean
why the gently caress do i continue to use facebook
how is it that so many people who i formerly respected are such massive idiots

Same, to all three.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Lemniscate Blue posted:

Aw, did I miss the cat window?

I'm utterly certain I did. See me, Mods! See I am un-cat-probatable!!!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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In their attempts to find the right mixture of herbs, our healers caused fatalities throughout the empire!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Mak0rz posted:

Later in the game you learn there's more behind Barrett's anger towards Shinra Corp. beyond environmental concerns and why he will stop at nothing to make them pay for their injustices.

Ugh sorry here have some content
https://twitter.com/ClarenceHouse/s...400727357132802



"Hmm?"
"Applause. Clapping?"
"Ennh, err..."
"You know, like at the theatre or a speech by pro-austerity politicos."
"Ah! But for... Servants?"
"Workers, yes, essential workers and medical staffs."
"Hmm. Don't much care for that, but if you think it's best..."

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Nastyman posted:

This might just be the stress talking but I'd take one world government over helplessly watching the planet boil because a reality star convinced everyone in Bumfuck, Texas that having an anus makes you gay.

You would think the Bumfuckians would be well aware of the practical applications of having an anus.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I'm amazed how people seem to think a home is some kind of resource that has to be hoarded and doled out when you can seriously just build a home and give it to people, if everyone were on board with that proposition

We can just decide hey these people need a home? Let's get them one and it can happen!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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christmas boots posted:

I tend to like that device when it’s used as a misdirect. Like it starts off In Media Res as one thing, but by the time the narrative catches up to that moment the context you have has completely changed the meaning of the scene.

I liked when American Dad did one where it turned out the Steve that was dead in the pool in the opening was a lookalike actor, and then acknowledges in the voiceover that it's a bit of a screw to the audience.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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He's not a sociopath, he just says sociopathic things that make him sound like a sociopath, and someday might develop empathy... in a few decades...

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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This is why I always found my Civ cities far far from coastlines, they offer no food, transport, or trade benefits.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I just can't get over this

Billions of lives lived fueled by the fruits of the sea
millennia of global intraocean trade
entire cultures whose entire history amounts to walking up and down the beach
civilizations living and dying on the backs of the tides

Polynesia, Venice, Vikings, Normandy... I don't know man, it's kind of hilarious how much is being pitched into the wastebin of history here.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Josef bugman posted:

I think it's more based on "just lie on the beach doing nothing" being seen as a good thing that the guy is complaining about.

Personally I disagree, and his argument just seems dumb as hell.

That's true, I got a little abstract with beaches.

It's a shore subject

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I went to get flour from the local Democratic stockpile, but it had lesser-of-two weevils in it

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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She's just bun-hurt because she's seeing all the ugly first-timer loaves being shared and is sobbing to herself about the perfect breads she could have produced with that selfsame flour. Like worst song on most beautiful guitar, is tragic to her heart.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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RoboRodent posted:

I keep reading binet not as bi-net, but bin-et. Not sure if it rhymes with bidet or if it's like binette.

Yeah it's like spinet but bi, so a two-level spinet? A spinet with twice the range?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I like the plaid guy who seems like he didn't realize a photo was being taken

why is everyone standing so still ???

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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TheManWithNoName posted:

Lol the band thing was Amanda Palmer being too cheap to hire touring horn players for just a few songs per show so she wanted “professional volunteers” in each city

Sounds like she was just asking people to horn in on her set

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I don't understand how "once you see you can't unsee"

What if something terrible happens to your eyes

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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aardwolf posted:

A blast from the past:

https://twitter.com/RepMarkWalker/s...223017135689728

Leading to "As Country Circles Drain, Congressman Bravely Comes Forward to Criticize Ramp for Baby Ducks"

Maybe don't criticize baby ducklings, apple pie or a mothers love unless your political platform is literally "I'm Lord Voldemort".

Funny how the government waste isn't "big ornamental concrete structure that blocks the waterway from use by waterfowl"

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Uh these are students of presumably college age that presumably opted in to the course and--again presumably--opted into the conversations about being queer.

When the *gently caress* are people allowed to vouch for themselves? Ah gently caress it I know already; when they're Graham.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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The best way to guarantee results is to groom a couple dozen 18-24y.o. simultaneously in a lecture hall

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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AlbieQuirky posted:

University professors cannot be “grooming” students, since almost all of them are 18 years old or older.

I don’t know on what planet Linehan lives where university students talk about the details of their coursework with their parents.

I think you'll find children are now children until their parents die or disown them, and cannot be allowed individual rights outside their stifling parentage. The idea of thinking autonomous adults was for the past, anyone born since these old crusty motherfuckers could form cogent thoughts will never count as a rational developed human in their eyes.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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what is that hand doing there in his photo

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Who the fukk is this joker

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