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Being circumcized does help, actually, so tell that kid the price for a sip of wine and see if they're still as into it.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2020 16:06 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 12:44 |
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Data Graham posted:Do restaurant photos in Google Earth count as IOSM? From my cursory googling, it's a Rich Litvin book called "The Prosperous Coach" “Life really can be exponential. You are far closer to everything you want than you could ever imagine. Miracles are far closer than you think.“
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2020 03:04 |
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Khizan posted:Richard, but specifically the Richards who insist on going by the full name all the time. I've met decent Ricks and Riches, and I've even met a few Dicks who weren't actually dicks, but every Richard I've ever met has been an "I demand to speak with the owner" rear end in a top hat who calls waiters "the help". It's the chard, makes em bitter
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2020 15:18 |
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sugar mouse posted:Yeah that guy does it a lot. Every now and then I'll say hi or something and even then I get about five messages in response. It's just weird. Oh I was picturing you saying "Hi!" in-between two of his machine-gun posts lol
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2020 20:43 |
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Powered Descent posted:"My cat meows to be let out of the room, then immediately paws at the door to be let back in! This looping short circuit can only be broken by his mortal enemy, the vacuum cleaner." Right, there's a big difference between "kids, right? lol" and "my kid is an idiot, just downright useless, goddamn what a disappointment"
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2020 17:06 |
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Fashionable Jorts posted:People? Exaggerating on the internet? I mean, who are we referring to doing the exaggerating? The person who thought that a tongue-in-cheek complaint about one's kid putting the dishes in the wrong place was equal to saying one hates their kid and never wanted them in the first place? Because they seemed to believe what they were saying.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2020 21:41 |
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I dunno about this Tyson dude, but I happen to think astronomy is a pretty cool thing so the moon always impresses me
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2020 22:20 |
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Mak0rz posted:This was unironically shared by my Christian aunt on Facebook. There's something about it that's cracking me up. I think the "Sunday's comin'!" gives it shitpost energy that I don't expect from what I assume is supposed to be a sincere Easter meme? Jesus is just up there laughing his rear end off internally, like oh man I can't wait to see those faces when they open my tomb
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2020 16:19 |
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With the Amazon packages and cameras I figured some kind of cam show stuff but... a smell?
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2020 05:08 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Scat performer. And the boxes are bulk diapers. gently caress, I want to go back. I want to unthink.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2020 05:12 |
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Peanut Butler posted:lmao "We found no pattern of sexual misconduct by Biden, beyond a specific pattern of sexual misconduct" You know, the kind that's just whining instead of valid. We'll let you all know when something concerns us and take immediate action. - Tarl Cabot of Gor, ethics investigation
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2020 16:56 |
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This can all be over! Recant your allegiances, and tell me by what agents Checkers evaded our Divine Justice!
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2020 18:46 |
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gently caress you, they have baklavas here!
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2020 19:42 |
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Shut up Meg posted:No, you must be wrong: the bible is his favourite book. In fact he's got 'a special room' to store all his copies in* He told us this. I'm trying to parse my hypothetical emotions if, one day, Trump posted a video showing off his giant, gilded Bible Apse replete with ornate holy books.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 03:21 |
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Aw, that makes me nostalgic for Captain Planet informing me I can't catch AIDS from a HIV+ kid's soda.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2020 03:30 |
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Also, demonstratively, when a perfectly healthy piece of unsullied beef is placed within a jar and a screen placed atop it... BEHOLD, FLIES! Any arguments?
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2020 17:28 |
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boar guy posted:
Same, to all three.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2020 17:40 |
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Aw, did I miss the cat window? I'm utterly certain I did. See me, Mods! See I am un-cat-probatable!!!
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2020 23:28 |
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In their attempts to find the right mixture of herbs, our healers caused fatalities throughout the empire!
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2020 04:51 |
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Mak0rz posted:Later in the game you learn there's more behind Barrett's anger towards Shinra Corp. beyond environmental concerns and why he will stop at nothing to make them pay for their injustices. "Hmm?" "Applause. Clapping?" "Ennh, err..." "You know, like at the theatre or a speech by pro-austerity politicos." "Ah! But for... Servants?" "Workers, yes, essential workers and medical staffs." "Hmm. Don't much care for that, but if you think it's best..."
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2020 17:01 |
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Nastyman posted:This might just be the stress talking but I'd take one world government over helplessly watching the planet boil because a reality star convinced everyone in Bumfuck, Texas that having an anus makes you gay. You would think the Bumfuckians would be well aware of the practical applications of having an anus.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2020 13:27 |
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I'm amazed how people seem to think a home is some kind of resource that has to be hoarded and doled out when you can seriously just build a home and give it to people, if everyone were on board with that proposition We can just decide hey these people need a home? Let's get them one and it can happen!
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2020 22:02 |
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christmas boots posted:I tend to like that device when it’s used as a misdirect. Like it starts off In Media Res as one thing, but by the time the narrative catches up to that moment the context you have has completely changed the meaning of the scene. I liked when American Dad did one where it turned out the Steve that was dead in the pool in the opening was a lookalike actor, and then acknowledges in the voiceover that it's a bit of a screw to the audience.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2020 21:38 |
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He's not a sociopath, he just says sociopathic things that make him sound like a sociopath, and someday might develop empathy... in a few decades...
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2020 15:22 |
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This is why I always found my Civ cities far far from coastlines, they offer no food, transport, or trade benefits.
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 16:01 |
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I just can't get over this Billions of lives lived fueled by the fruits of the sea millennia of global intraocean trade entire cultures whose entire history amounts to walking up and down the beach civilizations living and dying on the backs of the tides Polynesia, Venice, Vikings, Normandy... I don't know man, it's kind of hilarious how much is being pitched into the wastebin of history here.
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 16:47 |
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Josef bugman posted:I think it's more based on "just lie on the beach doing nothing" being seen as a good thing that the guy is complaining about. That's true, I got a little abstract with beaches. It's a shore subject
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 16:57 |
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I went to get flour from the local Democratic stockpile, but it had lesser-of-two weevils in it
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 21:30 |
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She's just bun-hurt because she's seeing all the ugly first-timer loaves being shared and is sobbing to herself about the perfect breads she could have produced with that selfsame flour. Like worst song on most beautiful guitar, is tragic to her heart.
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 14:42 |
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RoboRodent posted:I keep reading binet not as bi-net, but bin-et. Not sure if it rhymes with bidet or if it's like binette. Yeah it's like spinet but bi, so a two-level spinet? A spinet with twice the range?
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 14:02 |
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I like the plaid guy who seems like he didn't realize a photo was being taken why is everyone standing so still ???
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 19:31 |
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TheManWithNoName posted:Lol the band thing was Amanda Palmer being too cheap to hire touring horn players for just a few songs per show so she wanted “professional volunteers” in each city Sounds like she was just asking people to horn in on her set
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 22:53 |
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Goa Tse-tung posted:so this is what, fourashm? fashm? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrZC1Jcv0dw Did you say Fascism? Close, but no vape: welcome to 4æm, the techno savvy and intersectional fascism for today's authority-hungry generation. Our visionary founder Elon Musk and his starwife Grimes usher in a new era of device-enhanced corporate state control! #blessed Brawnfire has a new favorite as of 16:00 on May 6, 2020 |
# ¿ May 6, 2020 15:58 |
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I don't understand how "once you see you can't unsee" What if something terrible happens to your eyes
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# ¿ May 7, 2020 02:12 |
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aardwolf posted:A blast from the past: Funny how the government waste isn't "big ornamental concrete structure that blocks the waterway from use by waterfowl"
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# ¿ May 7, 2020 05:20 |
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Wendell posted:Here’s Graham again Uh these are students of presumably college age that presumably opted in to the course and--again presumably--opted into the conversations about being queer. When the *gently caress* are people allowed to vouch for themselves? Ah gently caress it I know already; when they're Graham.
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# ¿ May 8, 2020 02:21 |
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The best way to guarantee results is to groom a couple dozen 18-24y.o. simultaneously in a lecture hall
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# ¿ May 8, 2020 04:38 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:University professors cannot be “grooming” students, since almost all of them are 18 years old or older. I think you'll find children are now children until their parents die or disown them, and cannot be allowed individual rights outside their stifling parentage. The idea of thinking autonomous adults was for the past, anyone born since these old crusty motherfuckers could form cogent thoughts will never count as a rational developed human in their eyes.
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# ¿ May 8, 2020 15:21 |
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what is that hand doing there in his photo
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# ¿ May 8, 2020 16:38 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 12:44 |
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Who the fukk is this joker
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# ¿ May 9, 2020 00:04 |