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Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005


Someone change the quarantine line to "immigration" and start tweeting it everywhere

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Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

relax-o-vision posted:

This has to be fake.

Well, I've known gay cats, and I've known people who think all sex is evil even when animals do it so pets who do The Wicked Thing should be disposed of, so its pretty plausible to me.

OK the last one deserves explanation, back in the early 90's I bought High Weirdness by Mail and wrote off for a bunch of crazy pamphlets, and the Shrine to Virginity was one of the responders.



I suppose this is old school IoSM: classified ads, usenet newsgroups, 'zines, listservs, "I find your ideas compelling and would like to request more information" form letters, Donna Kossey's Kooks Museum, etc. Back when you had to go looking for dumb poo poo

edit: when I wrote it was being run by an old lady who sent me a very information-dense broadside that recommended burning your pets genitalia off. Looks like she died in the mid-1990s and her kids kept it going for a few more years.

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Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

One More Fat Nerd posted:

I'm normally supportive of sex work but findom and findom adjacent stuff just really strikes me as unethical. Like, we say its good to take money from incels, and i would agree, but I think the genuine incels are too hateful towards women to pay them. The dudes actually spending money on findom are probably just sad dudes with massive self esteem issues. They should be spending that money on therapy, rather than seeking out mean girls to bully them for their lunch money.

I've heard that findommes tend to display the hallmarks of sociopathy and are not really accepted as part of the organized bdsm community. I have no idea if there's truth to that, but I've never seen a bit of evidence to the contrary, especially for the first part.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

PurpleXVI posted:

On the other hand, maybe a voluntary limiting of a child's sensorium should be something they decide for themselves once they're adults. If an adult chooses it for themselves, that's one thing, but parents forcing it on their kid is something that doesn't sit well with me. To me it's like parents denying a poorly-sighted child glasses.

It's a more complex and critical issue than even that, since the parts of the brain that handle speech an language are still malleable and developing during the first few years of life, and if someone is not exposed to speech and verbal communication during those first few years they will not be able to fully develop them later. These sorts of things.

I'm not qualified to explain it, but if you're googling it look for papers on severe childhood abuse and isolation where children were not spoken to or exposed to speech during their first few years. Preventing someone from developing verbal skills during their early childhood won't just affect them during childhood, like not having glasses would, it will affect their ability to communicate verbally for the rest of their lives.

This applies to sign language as well. Since early childhood is the ideal time to learn multiple languages (for the above reasons), this is their chance to be really fluent in sign and spoken language. You can choose to get a cochlear implant as an adult, but you can't undo your childhood development. It would be nice if it was a simple issue, but it isn't. It's a huge loving can of worms.

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Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Beartaco posted:

There was a really good Sawbones episode about it.

https://maximumfun.org/episodes/sawbones/sawbones-typhoid-mary/

I love Drunk History

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12wh0lfHb2U

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

EasilyConfused posted:

While "try to" makes it not sound as bad, "storm" makes it sound worse.

But I guess "armed protesters walk inside capitol building and yell dumb things" doesn't make for a great headline.

Edit: To clarify, it's super hosed-up, but "storm" makes it sound like an insurrection.

All they needed was a more motivated leader. You can't always count on heroic time travelers going back in time to kill Hitler and prevent the Beer Hall Putsch, there's a lot more wannabe Hitlers than there are heroic time travelers.



History may not repeat itself, but it definitely loving rhymes.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

there wolf posted:

And they are a bunch of lying liars who lie, but then again there is a giant pile of dumb as gently caress experiments perpetrated by government agencies that lead to absolute bupkis. I choose to go with the third option- they totally found something but whatever it was was so embarrassing that they'd rather say they failed and deal with everyone thinking they're totally useless/have mind control drugs.

They found that if you put someone in a medically induced coma and put them in a dark room while playing white noise for a week or two, they will revert to a shattered catatonic, infantile state. Then you have to teach them how to read and talk and use a toilet all over again. That's what brainwash originally meant. Just totally Jorped. You can't use deep sleep therapy to program a double agent or sleeper assassin, but with a lot of support the patient might eventually be able function somewhat.

afaik it is not a useful technology. Trying to control peoples minds with psychedelic drugs just drives them crazy, and the CIA broke a lot eggs verifying that it doesn't give them any special powers besides the power to be a crazy homeless person, so you may as well just use booze & blackmail.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005


Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

fluffyDeathbringer posted:

people made out of pure metaphysical mind stuff with, like, four arms and three lives and light-based metabolism or whatever*: realistic
they're not a hivemind: unrealistic

*I couldn't be bothered to look up actual weird dnd races

There's this weird dichotomy in Tolkien where elves are spiritual beings of light in temporary humanoid form, but there's also half-elves and elf/human couples and other proof that elfs gently caress, because Tolkien was thinking more in the spirit of lineages and ancestries rather than actual theory behind elf dicks and vaginas, the logistics of which require some very specific biological mechanics that have an undeniable impact on societal and interpersonal relationships.1 While he could not have foreseen the internet, he was well aware of networked communities of speculative and horny fantasy nerds.

He should have said "Alas, elves can't gently caress, because magic. Alas." and left it at that.

Splicer posted:

Warhammer orkz are definitely peak ork. e: started pulling in non social media WotC diversity idiocy

See, orkz don't gently caress. They grow from spores like fungus or something, an assexual and extremely unhorny method of reproduction so an attempt to sexualize them is automatically non-canon and un-orky. At least I think so. I never read or played WH40K but on the internet you pick up a hell of a lot of WH40K lore by osmosis. And I believe they do something similar with many human factions by chemically castrating them2 and cloning them in creches, so their focus (and by extension the focus of their players and authors) should be fixated upon martial duty and not marital duty.


  1. Great, Elise the (2016, August 23) re: Ask Me about Making Horrific Silicone Fantasy Dildos! [NWS], The Something Awful Forums
  2. Parsons, Zack (2008, April 28) Blue Stripe 40,000 Interview Special, Something Awful Dot Com

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Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

seiferguy posted:

As far as I can tell he doesn't do cartoons anymore and focuses solely on the Babylon bee. But yeah his cartoons were him basically using the bible like a law book to pretzel twist himself into justifying his hatred of LGBTQA+ people. He was a right wing evangelical version of The Oatmeal.

Edit: I spoke too soon, he's still making comics:



THE SAME loving JOKE OVER AND OVER.

Replace the 3rd panel with the 4th, and make the 4th her saying "No, I just have the ability to learn peoples gender, especially when they're big assholes." and do that for every attack helicopter 4 panel

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Platystemon posted:

Plenty of English animals names are like this, we just laundered them through other languages.

Porcupine = thorny pig

Then what do they call hedge... hogs...

is this one of those Norman/Saxon dualities from when French vikings ran England and tried to turn English into French so now we'll have 2 words where the one is the fancy Norman one and the other is germanic Old English?

But we only got 1 set of rude words so French porn video titles are incomprehensible and latiny like baises ils crouquette.mkv but with German and Dutch vids something like arseficken frau! ein houndsheisseaten!.mp4 you kinda know what you're in for

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Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

goblin week posted:

This is incredibly depressing

upgrade them to battle princesses and have them all go to war. Japan would do that

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

T-man posted:

since a lot of people only check bookmarks, you should know that our admin, lowtax, has been credibly accused of abusing his partner.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3928980

please do what you believe to be ethical.

I'd describe it more as plausible than credible.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Stunt_enby posted:

far right that you actually need to worry about disavows and makes fun of shapiro, mostly because he's jewish and they're anti-semitic but also for making an rear end out of himself constantly

I have never seen someone so ashamed to wear a yarmulke as Ben Shapiro. I mean, I've never seen anyone ashamed to wear their yarmulke besides him, but he uses loving stealth technology to hide a tiny one on the back of his head. Just imagine the amount of mens hair dye he's going to slather on when he starts turning grey, his hair is going to look like a wet black cat. If it wasn't virtually invisible his career as an alt.right spokesman would probably be over in a matter of hours, and boy oh boy, don't he know it.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005


Reminds me of this except its by an adult redditor, not fictional 12 year olds.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Here is the thing. White people invented the one-drop rule. White people invented the blood quantum used to determine tribal membership. It's an external definition.

I dunno about elsewhere but in the midwest "Cherokee princess" used to be an excuse for having a black ancestor, because you certainly couldn't admit to that, so it seems like most families that have been in the US 150+ years have a Cherokee princess lurking somewhere in their family tree but no black ancestors or slaves, no sir

So my mind automatically parses the "8% cherokee" trope as "several generations would rather have died than admit that great great grandma had a black boyfriend, and the euphemism became accepted family canon". I have no idea how common it really is but enough that its tough to avoid confirmation bias.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Bismuth posted:

Yeah he was a guy who pioneered electroshock therapy to "cure" gays iirc, very charming name for her to pick

This is a few pages back but "electroshock therapy" and "electric shock therapy" have very little in common besides the word "therapy".

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

RoboRodent posted:

I'm taking a class on genre fiction this semester. This exists in the syllabus/schedule:



I can't loving wait.

The k/s women were really, really intense, and reading about them is interesting no matter how you feel about Kirk & Spock.

and Joanna Russ wrote some good scifi.



open a thread for both

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Elviscat posted:

The outrage over WAP takes on a new light when you consider Nikki Minaj has been doing filthier lyrics longer, and pretty recently, Arianna Grande had a song about getting hosed so hard that you walk weird, featuring lyrics like "wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle" during the Nikki cameo.

This should be really familiar to GenX when everyone would lash onto a song as satanic, like "aww do those words scare you old timer"

the worst moral outrage values horror 2020 could bring is a world in which ladies are allowed to sing about the hot juice drippin down their crack without having to use specific euphemisms that can also be applied to freshly cooked foods (cherry pies, roasts, baked buns etc) for plausible deniability.

Now historians can make money writing about this along with other "oh my delicate ears, the royal bard just said dick instead of cock so they couldn't possibly have been singing about roosters this time, guards arrest that man" moments

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

PetraCore posted:

Eeeeh, the idea of wanting to be 100% on a long-term mission because there's no good way to deal with the million to one shot isn't stupid. Doesn't mean the potential problem is at all likely.

so only people who've had their gonads removed should be allowed to be astronauts? An intriguing idea. I'm sure animes have been made about the subject, someone should watch them and report back in on it.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Skwirl posted:

She's only the Queen because her uncle was a nazi.

afaik part of Hitler's big plan to conquer England involved sneaking Edward VIII by U-boat from the Bahamas back to England to install as a sympathetic monarch, because Hitler was sure he'd go along with it.

He'd been sent to the Bahamas in the first place to keep him far away from Europe, because everyone else was sure he'd go along with it too, and Germany had already started making him offers.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

learnincurve posted:

Darn, I’m going to have to serious post to defend my skills. British food being bad is french propaganda that originated in the pre-revolution era.

We had a problem after the Romans left whereby our trade with outsiders absolutely and completely broke down to the point where there was no currency for hundreds of years. We get invaded by the vikings and then immediately make up for lost time with the import of spices to the point where it could be called a national obsession to this day.

The french however built their capital city in the wrong place and the aristocracy turned all the fertile land round it into vineyards. This meant meat and fish was pretty much rotten by the time it got to the city and then navigated through the packed streets. Their solution was to invent marinades and sauces that would hide the rotten meat, as the British didn’t need to do this and would serve meat just lightly dry spiced. Made sense for the french government to push the lie that french cooking was awesome look at the plain English food haw haw in case the general population looked at the champagne region and went “hang on why are there not sheep on here”

I know this if two days ago but I wonder how much significance that has in "O the Roast Beef of Old England", which I learned about in school except I wasn't paying attention so all I remember is that it's by William Hogarth who's always fun to pore over pixel by pixel, and that the fella on the far left middle is Bill Hogarth himself. Some dude with a poleaxe is about to thrown his rear end in a dungeon for spying, that's whose hand is emerging stage right to grab him. I've heard tell there's a lot of symbolism in poo poo like the monk wanting to grab a bite himself, but I'll going with a more literal context because I'm dumb.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

lobsterminator posted:

I'll do one better. You can download Neuromancer for DOS here:

https://www.myabandonware.com/game/neuromancer-pt
The C64 version even came with a digitized samples of a Devo song. Digitized music was still a real mind-blower in the context of 80's gaming. IIRC the intro alone took up an entire floppy disk.

Cyberpunk 2077:
- Fought hard for trans erasure
- Doesn't give a poo poo about epileptics

Neuromancer:
- the bible of cyberpunk
- soundtrack by Devo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNmpTIMxmrU

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Cyberpunk 2077 needs a fan-made mod that turns the flashing brain melting lights into sissy hypno porn.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Len posted:

Not okay

Yeah the Industrial Revolution was bad

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

StillFullyTerrible posted:

anprims really like to pretend that subsistence agriculture or hunter-gatherer lifestyles were good and cool and not at all times when you could scratch yourself on a bush and die in agony of sepsis

I don't know who said it, but

quote:

Fetishizing the lifestyles of the Paleolithic Age as an ideal for modern humans involves actively pretending that the constant, desperate drive to develop technology and medicine that would render the lifestyles of the Paleolithic Age obsolete was not the defining feature of the lifestyles of the Paleolithic Age.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Say, in all that talk about Space Force, did anyone point out that Space Force is the name of a recent TV series. Steve Carrel is the indignant general in charge of a non-existent branch of the military with a handful of personnel to, I dunno, train lunar infantry tactics and stuff. The new lowest lamest military branch.

John Malkovich is the token civilian scientist who got pulled out of Darpa to be his engineer and run around with a pipe and bathrobe, and each episode they have to think up some completely token gesture to being a military branch. Like design a special space boot or watch space cadets fight in a simulator

The running joke is that even the head of the Coast Guard laughs at Space Force and trolls Steve Carrel while he tries to maintain his dignity, you know that kinda Steve Correl role.

They space out the jokes a bit with drama, but eh kinda funny sometimes. Nobody is allowed to say "Turmp is a loving idiot" so everything suddenly becomes Steve Carrel's fault while he tries not to cry.

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Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Platystemon posted:

It was in C‐SPAM, but LOL.

As I got told when I complained about my first probe: If you live by Poe's Law, you die by Poe's Law.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Every part of every country has a dish over which the natives will engage in fisticuffs while debating the True and Honorable preparation of it. Everywhere has its own equivalent, and in most of the southern US it's BBQ. That tweet may harm his re-election chances.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Arsenic Lupin posted:

No. No, it did not. You can argue (I will) that the Baker Street Irregulars' Sherlock Holmes stories were fanfic. However, the surge in what we now call fanfic was Star Trek zines, written by adults for anybody who would subscribe to the zine. (The term "slash" comes from "Kirk/Spock".) Fanfic started out as fans writing fic, of many properties aimed at a general audience. See Fanlore.org for details.

imo it all goes back to the K/S Ladies who were thirsty nerd trekkies back when fanfiction was printed on ditto machines and a male-dominated scene.. a good book could be made about their history. They took their hobby real serious. There's something about the intensity of 70s trekkie nerds from back when Star Trek was off the air, before the first movies even, they just had TOS and the cartoon so they had very few rules to follow.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

boar guy posted:

lol? i keep vascillating between 'that's terrifying' and 'what a gigantic loving baby'

These last few years will really do that to you.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Skwirl posted:

I've seen every episode and I"m not quite sure which one is Rick and which one is Morty.

One is an abused child, the other a hateful alcoholic. Just re-arrange that to find whatever combo you think best suits Musk.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

geeko55 posted:

I really don't get the open carry mentality.

Cowards who are trying to feel more secure by being able to kill everyone around them at a moments notice, because that isn't as socially objectionable as a more honest and straightforward stance like covering themselves in body armor and pillows whenever they go to the store.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Puppy Time posted:

People just don't seem to understand that when smart people get stupid, they really get stupid, because they know they're smart so obviously this stupid thing can't possibly be stupid

Yudkowski Syndrome.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Cocaine Bear posted:

lol, the accomplishment I'm most proud of personally working to accomplish myself was being born a place. hahahhahah what a loving loser.

That's why the word "heritage" is a huge dog whistle. Heritage is what you inherit, by very definition it's something you neither earn nor deserve. Like skin color, it's something predetermined that is handed down at birth so that it's impossible to gently caress up.

It's one of those big red flags like "liberty", "values", "wisdom", and "truth", that appear in a name to indicate something is pretty much the opposite of what that word is supposed to evoke.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Ugly In The Morning posted:

It really feels like people deliberately missing the point and twisting it into something they can be Mad Online about.

These absolutely sound like predators looking for the slightest excuse to hate someone and go off in an ball of pure loathing. Normal humans don't see a problem requiring yelling. It's like a school of twitter piranhas, if they smell a drop of blood in the water they go into a frenzy where they can completely destroy Contrapoints in under 15 minutes.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Bismuth posted:

Also all the webcomic chat made me try to find the webcomic that started that furry/aids/SA facebook meltdown, and its either entirely on FB or its been purged from the internet, but I found one full page and it doesnt make me feel cofident they handled "gaybox gets aids" well


The name of the page is AssBox Comics, and it's there for people to point at it say "They're all like this. Do you want this world?" It's a fake, but its like when an artist tries to draw like a 5 year old, and they can never get it quite right because they can't put any real effort & passion into it, and don't know where & when to stop being lovely.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Most countries refer to Miracle Whip as dressing or salad dressing iirc

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005


hey its Captain Friendzone aka Shrek



used and discarded like soiled undergarment

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Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/pauljsweeney/status/1384103933623242759?s=21

Those well known right-wingers, *checks notes*, the Trade Unionist and Socialist Coalition, founded by those well known Tories in *checks notes again* the National Union of Rail, Maritime and Transport Workers.

When I saw it was an angry tweet from a Scottish political party I assumed it was going to be about terfs, I hope that's getting straightened out.

As an outsider that knows nothing of those parties, it was fun and easy to look at what their complaints are and decide who's the bad guy before peeking at the answer down thread. It wasn't a toughie. "We're concerned for the people in public housing" vs "stop not doing what we say".

e:

Mak0rz posted:

Whenever someone asks me about Ben Shapiro I always reply that he's the kind of guy who only sounds smart to stupid people. Most are able to understand what I mean, thankfully.

in somewhat the same way as Donald Trump is a poor persons idea of a rich person

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