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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Pube ring is romantic I want to shake her hand.

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May 9, 2006

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I only eat butter and margarine.


Also the male counterpart to Karen is either "the suspect" or "the active shooter".

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I think it's real cool in those clips that they got Goofy to go watch that movie.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Ant Man 2 is basically the War and Peace of modern times.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

EL BROMANCE posted:

Yeah, Ant Man 2 sucked. Most of the Marvel movies beyond Thor 2 and that are watchable and fun at least, but I don't really see what causes threads of insane lengths to be written about them. Most of the time it feels like essentially the same plot but with slightly different characters, and that's fine but hard to get super excited about.

Ant Man 2 actually really loving ruled though.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Easy people she puts her pants on one leg at a time just like everyone else.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Females all just want one thing, and it's a delicious dessert they've prevented me from ordering myself.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I was a Ravenclaw Toddler but I grew up into a very Hufflepuff Man.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
It's a made up name she uses. Her given name is "Kent State Gun Girl".

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Chemtrails, 5G, loose change... OOH SUNNY D!

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

chitoryu12 posted:

I remember Dawkins was trying to talk about how eugenics "is totally terrible but, like, it could work if we tried!"

There's a product called "nugenix" and every time I hear that name on a commercial I can't help but feel a yikes.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Agrinja posted:

Do you really not see the huge bird?

God is flipping me off personally.

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May 9, 2006

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OhAreThey posted:

I was being disingenuous, but...I accept my punishment.

Yeah be proud of that one I got a laugh at your probation reason.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
The real Master Chief wears a face covering everywhere and tries to halt the spread of plagues!

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Garrand posted:

I'm not much of a nature person but that sounds loving awesome (and a little terrifying. Jaguars?)

Yeah Jacksonville is a terrifying place.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Let he who is with sin become Batman.

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May 9, 2006

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ilmucche posted:

Who the heck is/are trapt and why do they now want to fight ice t, i don't get that at all

He vowed to take on anyone and he can't go back on that now.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Men, however, are cool boys when they wear that same look. It's a double standard.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Barret is a cool dad with a gun arm and also they had Cloud say "poo poo" more than him in the remake.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

AlbieQuirky posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/prolepeach/status/1254233199128928257

Check the comments: dude comes into a thread that is literally full of dancers to scold them about the economics of their own profession.

https://mobile.twitter.com/bp3associates/status/1254249203670360066

The only time I went to a strip club a stripper bit me on the penis through my pants and now I have to take off all my clothes during a full moon.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

They weren't even trying with Leftisttube.

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May 9, 2006

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Midnight Voyager posted:

Alyssa Milano is a weird case because she seemed to care in a bipartisan manner. She was just as aggressive about democrats accused of being sex pests..... until Biden.

Trump's universal awfulness has really just broken a ton of people.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I charge $1500 to remove ducks from pools. I just walk outside and wave my arms around a bit.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Mak0rz posted:

Yeah that's who I was referring to. I literally just read that he said he distanced himself from that long ago, which is weird because I'm certain I remember reading/hearing that he was still into it fairly recently.

Well he was until one day when he saw the sign.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Yeah it's not like they snuck around the back. They did what they were used to and stormed the front.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Mosh Pit was probably my favorite Star Wars guy.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Five perfect movies:

Paul Blart
Zookeeper
Here Comes The Boom
Batman (1968)
Paul Blart 2

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Breetai posted:

Predator
Aliens
Die Hard
Total Recall
RoboCop
:colbert:

Predator
Aliens
Under Siege
Lethal Weapon
Bad Boys
Last Action Hero
Army of Darkness
RoboCop
Terminator 2

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I've done things for exposure before. Mostly time.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Which day is owned by Uranus?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Encyclopeggdia

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I call her Grimey.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

oldpainless posted:

For those interested in more information on Rockefeller, I wholeheartedly recommend the book Titan by Ron Chernow

If I read this would I stop enjoying oysters Rockefeller?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

RatHat posted:

I think it's a quote from the documentary someone posted above.

EDIT: Duck ramp is actually adorable

https://twitter.com/uscapitol/status/864564252702650370?s=20

I want the dumbass ducks that missed the ramp. I will raise them.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I love that Linehan has become so known for being a hateful piece of poo poo that when I saw this tweet I immediately knew who he was talking about.

https://twitter.com/MKupperman/status/1256279163247493123?s=19

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Constantine only loves one thing and it's because a complete rear end in a top hat to anything and everything in the multiverse.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Everything I read about Robert Pattinson just makes me more of a fan of Robert Pattinson.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Wow, all dogs really are boys and all cats really are girls.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

She put raisins in it.

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May 9, 2006

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Data Graham posted:

Is it just me or does early (hair-having) The Rock look like a completely different person from late (bald) The Rock

Like he got swapped out with the Berenstein universe

He was fatter back then. Fat helps absorb impact during wrestling.

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