Idiots on Social Media: If cum was garlic sauce I'd give way more blowjobs.

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canepazzo: May 29, 2006

1stGear posted:

Cool that 3,000 people dying left a deep scar on the American psyche and has allowed Republicans to dominate our government for 20 years, but 1,200,000 deaths would be nbd.

THe problem is they can't be shoot, or be racist to, a virus. And not for a lack of trying!

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canepazzo: May 29, 2006

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

I like how he leaves everyone else's name uncapitalized but apparently Obama is good enough to have his name in all caps.

I imagine him saying like Seinfeld "NEWMANNNN :argh:

# ¿ Apr 25, 2020 17:57

canepazzo: May 29, 2006

RatHat posted:

Apparently pronounced Sasha Archangel

https://twitter.com/dnceyrslfcln/status/1257836914218094599?s=20

I hope it was just a �clever� way of announcing their baby and not how they�re actually spelling her name.

So you guys know all those racist/apocryphal stories of going to school with a girl named "LE-A (pronounced Le-dash-a cause the dash don't be silent)"? Next generation, these stories will actually be true.

# ¿ May 6, 2020 13:37

canepazzo: May 29, 2006

The Saddest Rhino posted:

https://twitter.com/JakeMHS/status/1260025788759326720

I'd watch the hell out of this movie.

# ¿ May 12, 2020 13:24

canepazzo: May 29, 2006

I think this tweet might possibly have me angrier than anything Trump tweeted recently. Jesus Christ.

https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1270345875911573504

# ¿ Jun 9, 2020 18:02

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