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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Which one do you eat first?

Tempting brown? Color of earth and tanned skin. Color of rich deep coffee and fragrant vanilla bean. Or alluring Yellow. Seductive. Effervescent...uh...yellow.

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Yellow isn't a colour it's a shade

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Saalkin posted:

Yellow isn't a colour it's a shade

Like a ghost?

Spooky.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Literally A Person posted:

Like a ghost?

Spooky.

No stupid, more like a wight

Thank you, thank you, buy my 8track.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
The yellow one was actually a skittle :(

Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

hubba hubba hubba hubba
Pee and doody

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Neither, allergic to yellow food dye :negative:

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
i have depression

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Hardon Crime posted:

Pee and doody

I didn't say it was an easy choice.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

neither. allergic to dairy.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Deadbeat Poetry posted:

i have depression

My suggestion? Forget this thread and get down with a coffee enema.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

My Shoes posted:

neither. allergic to dairy.

Also, coffee enema.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Instead of a coffee enema can I buttchug boxed wine?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Who What Now posted:

Instead of a coffee enema can I buttchug boxed wine?

Only if you promise to do so responsibly. No one wants to find your corpse with an empty winebag stuck up it's butthole.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Literally A Person posted:

Only if you promise to do so responsibly. No one wants to find your corpse with an empty winebag stuck up it's butthole.

Somebody might...

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


I hold them in the palms of either hand and close them to a fist until they get melty, then rub the chocolaty mess into my eyeballs



YUM

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
oh good grief OP!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The yellow M&M tastes better, so get the brown M&M out of the way first OP. Hope that helps.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

The yellow M&M tastes better, so get the brown M&M out of the way first OP. Hope that helps.

You fool. You IDIOT. They both taste exactly the same!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Dell_Zincht posted:

You fool. You IDIOT. They both taste exactly the same!

No way.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Can we have one thread where we don't end up talking about putting things in our butts?

I sure hope not :ohdear:

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Can we have one thread where we don't end up talking about putting things in our butts?

I sure hope not :ohdear:



hah! i was just talkin about butts in another thread :P

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I eat the Reese's pnut butter cup because I am a discerning lady

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

i dont eat any of that crap. sugar does not enter this body.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


My Shoes posted:

i dont eat any of that crap. sugar does not enter this body.

That explains why you are a bitter rear end in a top hat!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

WARNING: YELLOW and BROWN M&M specimens are approaching subject OP'S ANUS.

WARNING, WARNING - COLLISION IMMINENT

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

That explains why you are a bitter rear end in a top hat!

Hey im not bitter!

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

WARNING: YELLOW and BROWN M&M specimens are approaching subject OP'S ANUS.

WARNING, WARNING - COLLISION IMMINENT

baby booger is like beetleguise. say butts three times and he appears.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Spinz posted:

I eat the Reese's pnut butter cup because I am a discerning lady

Pinkies up!

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

they could potentially be reeses pieces

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

My Shoes posted:

beetleguise

Well, you tried.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



SilvergunSuperman posted:

Well, you tried.

Betelgeuse

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


what about tan? didn't tan used to be an M+M color?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Dell_Zincht posted:

You fool. You IDIOT. They both taste exactly the same!

Actually, there's a very subtle difference in the flavors of the various colors due to the different food coloring they use. If you practice a bit, you can consistently guess the colors blindfolded. For some reason nobody wants to believe this at first, so it's fun to blow people's minds.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

beetlegoose

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Crusty Nutsack posted:

what about tan? didn't tan used to be an M+M color?

it did indeed.

Then they got rid of it in 1995, and it was replaced by blue after a nation wide call in poll of votes was taken on a range of color options.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

beitlejoose



:smuggo:

My Shoes fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Mar 31, 2020

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

it did indeed.

Then they got rid of it in 1995, and it was replaced by blue after a nation wide call in poll of votes was taken on a range of color options.

Blue is the worst m&m. BRING BACK KHAKI M&M SO I CAN HAVE AN M&M THAT MATCHES MY PERSONALITY,

snickothemule
Jul 11, 2016

wretched single ply might as well use my socks
brown is the dookie colour, dookie comes from rear end, eating brown m&m is like eating rear end

so its good

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Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

Deadbeat Poetry posted:

i have depression

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