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i just woke up from my nap and corellian security is pounding on the door demanding to know where he is how should i know where my idiot son is? i only ever see him when he's raiding the fridge or trying to hit me up for credits to cover his sabaac losses he better not by hanging out with that bria theren girl, she's bad news!
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Dad, her name is Qi'ra
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Mar 31, 2020 20:54
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son, you're slurring your words and you smell like whyren's reserve. how in the force could you mispronounce her name that badly? go talk to corsec, i'm not cleaning up another one of your messes!
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Mar 31, 2020 21:13
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Chewie, we're home. *mom immediately bursts into tears*
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Mar 31, 2020 21:30
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now that chewbacca, now there's a fine lad! i'm glad at least one of my son's friends is a good influence on him *does not notice that chewbacca is high like, 80% of the time*
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Mar 31, 2020 22:59
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Son it's time you changed your vest it's been twenty six years.
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Mar 31, 2020 23:42
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subtly leaving anti-smuggling PSAs around, hoping han will read one and change his ways
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Mar 31, 2020 23:55
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On the Kessel-Run from the cops! A collection of Chick tracts.
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what’s it like working the production line down at the old CEC factory building ships you could never afford to fly
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it's satisfying work. i go in, i do my twelve hours, i get paid. it's good honest work. except when i have to work on the yt-1300 line, that's a terrible freighter. i wouldn't be caught dead in one of those!
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Hi dad, I’m solo
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*hefts cheap beer can* 'Why'tha gently caress wouldya call yourself that... Didja walk into a spaceport with nobody else withya?' *passes out before you can answer*
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being a single parent is hard op, gotta han it to the solo dads out there
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Apr 2, 2020 19:14
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his name is actualy hans, hans olo, but then when he turned 14 he started writing "han solo" in his trapper keeper and drawing a bunch of knives and lightning bolts all around it
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...the gently caress you mean you dropped out of the imperial academy? do you know the kind of favors i had to do to get you in there?? at least you're not running spice all over the sector
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Wait, is there a canonical father for Han Solo? First I've heard of it.
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Apr 16, 2020 02:33
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Why hello my name is Hannabelle Singleparent and this is my son, Han Solo
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Apr 16, 2020 12:45
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Han is the brood of that centipede slug thing in Solo. This is fuxking cannon
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BlueTide posted:Wait, is there a canonical father for Han Solo? First I've heard of it. i'm his father, and if he doesn't get his act together i'm gonna fire him out of a cannon, how's that for canonical
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BlueTide posted:Wait, is there a canonical father for Han Solo? First I've heard of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT4uyRXRzIk
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