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Should Wrestlemania have been postponed?
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

WWE Champions - Click for pictures/details etc.

Raw: WWE Champion Drew McIntyre | Women’s Champion Becky Lynch | United States Champion Andrade | Tag Champions The Street Profits | Women’s Tag Champions Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross | 24/7 Champion Rob Gronkowski
Smackdown: Universal Champion Braun Strowman | Women’s Champion Bayley | Intercontinental Champion Sami Zayn | Tag Champions The New Day | Women’s Tag Champions Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross |
NXT: NXT Champion Adam Cole | Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair | North American Champion Keith Lee | Cruiserweight Champion Jordan Devlin | Tag Champions The Broserweights
NXT UK: UK Champion WALTER | Women’s Champion Kay Lee Ray | Tag Team Champions Gallus
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March Thread here.
My favorite WWE-related posts for this month.

jesus WEP posted:

a pneumonia opportunity
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Last month's recap:
  • The first week and a bit of the month was about starting the build to Wrestlemania, most notably with Shayna Baszler's complete domination of the main event of Elimination Chamber at the expense of every other woman in the match.
  • Then everything fell apart because the COVID-19 global pandemic threw the entire world for a loop.
  • All shows from 3/11's NXT happened at the Performance Center for empty arena shows. Large chunks of Raw and Smackdown featured lengthy replays of PPV matches from the past.
  • Vince McMahon absolutely refused to accept that Wrestlemania would have to be canceled or even delayed, and neither he nor Tampa's Government wanted to blink first on calling it off. Finally Vince relented and declared Wrestlemania would now be a taped show over two nights in an empty arena at the Performance Center.
  • WWE pushed the narrative that this was just a decision Vince came up with on his own and went out of their way not to mention COVID-19.
  • Roman Reigns pulled out of his match against Goldberg for the Universal Championship due to his concerns over his immune system (compromised by his prior bouts with leukemia).
  • Roman's withdrawal was reported by the media then confirmed by Roman himself. Despite this, WWE continued up to and including the final Raw of the month to advertise Roman vs. Goldberg, despite having already filmed the replacement match.
  • The Miz showed up to the Wrestlemania tapings sick and was sent home, meaning the scheduled triple threat tag between Miz/Morrison, The New Day and The Usos for the Smackdown Tag Titles was thrown out and changed to something else.
  • Dana Brooke was announced as being part of a Six-way for Bayley's Smackdown Women's Championship. Then she was reported as being sent home due to being sick, and the match without on-screen explanation was changed to a Fatal Fiveway.
  • Daniel Bryan will have to go into 3 weeks of isolation after his Wrestlemania match with Sami Zayn for the IC title, due to his wife being pregnant.
  • Andrade suffered a rib injury and was removed from a program tagging with Angel Garza, replaced by recent NXT signee Austin Theory. The Street Profits' Montez Ford did something VERY STUPID in a six-man tag match against Seth Rollins, Garza & Theory.
  • WWE eventually came to an agreement with Fox to offer Wrestlemania on PPV for $60, Fite TV is also offering it on PPV. It's also still on the WWE Network for $10 for the month (or free for new subscribers).
  • WWE announced a new deal for broadcast rights in India that got them more cash than the previous deal.
  • WWE stock closed the month at $33.93 a share. It started the month at $46.36, was at $71.16 6 months ago, and at a high of $98.50 almost a year ago.
  • The final Raw of March averaged 1.92 million viewers, down 700k from the same time last year.
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NXT Results 4/29:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • Isaiah "Swerve" Scott defeated El Hijo del Fantasma in the Cruiserweight tournament.
  • Masked men again attempted to kidnap Fantasma and once again he fought them off.
  • Candice LeRae defeated Kacy Catanzaro in a singles match. She attacked Catanzaro post-match.
  • Byron Saxton hosted the "Newly-Bros Game" between Matt Riddle and Timothy Thatcher. Fabian Aichner & Marcel Barthel jumped Riddle and Thatcher to end the segment.
  • Adam Cole cut a promo about his title match with Velveteen Dream.
  • Charlotte Flair defeated Mia Yim by submission in a singles match.
  • Io Sharai confronted Flair post-match.
  • Dexter Lumis defeated Shane Thorne by submission.
  • Drake Maverick defeated Tony Nese in the Cruiserweight Tournament. Drake is still fired in real life.
  • Keith Lee (C) defeated Damian Priest to retain the NXT North American Championship.
  • Show Discussion (kinda) here.
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Raw Results 4/27:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • Samoa Joe returned to commentary, seemingly replacing Jerry Lawler whose absence wasn't mentioned.
  • MVP's VIP Lounge with Rey Mysterio, Aleister Black & Apollo Crews devolved into a brawl with Andrade, Angel Garza and Austin Theory
  • Zelina Vega was wearing comically giant lifts just to get up to Andrade and Angel's shoulders.
  • Rey Mysterio, Aleister Black and Apollo Crews defeated Zelina Vega's Stable of Pretty Men in a six-man tag match. Apollo pinned US Champion Andrade.
  • Top 10 HHH moments aired throughout the night. 10. Forming the DX Army. 9. Beating Sting at Wrestlemania 31. 8. Beating The Rock with HBK's help on the first official Smackdown. 7. Stephanie catching HHH teaching Trish Stratus wrestling moves. 6. Beating Mankind to become 1997 King of the Ring. 5. The 2019 NXT Invasion of Smackdown 4. HHH and HBK doing Vince and Shane McMahon impressions in 2006. 3. The formation of Evolution. 2. DX invading WCW. 1. HHH's return from his quad injury.
  • Andrade and Zelina Vega complained that Apollo couldn't beat Andrade 1-on-1, Apollo got in Andrade's face and slapped him, and demanded a US Title match.
  • Nia Jax vs. Asuka vs. Shayna Baszler - the only match advertised for tonight - never happened because they brawled before the match could begin and Nia dumped Asuka and Shayna out of the ring, teased throwing a ladder and then... didn't.
  • Bobby Lashley defeated Denzel Dejournette in a singles match, after asking Lana to stay backstage.
  • Liv Morgan defeated Ruby Riott clean. Again.
  • Nia Jax screamed backstage that nobody could do anything to stop her.
  • The Viking Raiders claimed The Street Profits are only successful when the Raiders aren't around.
  • Jinder Mahal returned and defeated Akira Tozawa in less than 2 minutes.
  • Angel Garza gave Charly Caruso a ring backstage.
  • Andrade retained the United States Championship against Apollo Crews due the ref calling the match for a knee injury.
  • The Street Profits (C) challenged The Viking Raiders to a Tag Title match next week.
  • A video package of Becky Lynch winning the main event of last year's Wrestlemania aired. This time they edited it so you couldn't see Ronda Rousey's shoulders were up.
  • Ricochet and Cedric Alexander defeated Ever-Rise with surprising difficulty. Post-match, MVP appeared on the screen to announce he was managing Shane Thorne and Brendan Vink and they wanted a rematch with Ricochet/Cedric.
  • Drew McIntyre (C) and Seth Rollins signed a contract for their Money in the Bank title match.
  • Drew beat up Seth, got ambushed by Buddy Murphy then took out Murphy while Seth was hugging him.
  • GDT Discussion here.
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Smackdown Results 4/24:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • The Forgotten Sons assaulted new tag champs The New Day after interupting a segment with New Day, Lucha House Party and Miz & Morrison.
  • Baron Corbin defeated Drew Gulak to qualify for the Money in the Bank ladder match. Drew was distracted during the match by Shinsuke Nakamura and Cesaro assaulting Daniel Bryan.
  • Cesaro, Nakamura and Corbin worked together to assault Drew post-match. There was no mention of Sami Zayn.
  • WWE insisted that Rob Gronkowski is still going to be defending the 24/7 Title despite returning to the NFL.
  • Sheamus defeated Daniel Vidot in a singles match.
  • Another chapter of the Jeff Hardy story aired, talking up his redemption and return to WWE 3 years ago after getting over his drug and alcohol issues. No reference was made to the DUI he got last October.
  • Sheamus tore Michael Cole's headset off, apparently angry that Cole keeps talking about Jeff Hardy after Sheamus' matches.
  • The Lucha House Party defeated Miz and Morrison in a tag match.
  • Lacey Evans defeated Sasha Banks to qualify for the Money in the Bank ladder match. Bayley saved Sasha from a pin but also distracted the ref from getting her own. Lacey won after hitting Sasha with a picture of her daughter Bayley brought to the ring (not referenced at all by commentary or noted by the ref).
  • Recaps aired of the Braun Strowman/Bray Wyatt relationship and the Mandy/Sonya storyline from last week.
  • Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross (C) defeated Dana Brooke and Carmela with the worst 3D I have ever seen in my life to retain their Women's Tag Titles.
  • HHH's 25 Year Celebration ended the show. Shawn Michaels joined HHH to play some video packages mocking HHH, then he took phone calls from Stephanie McMahon, Ric Flair and Road Dogg.
  • Vince came out last and talked about segments that failed miserably in front of a live crowd, then told HHH that he loved him (and Shawn Michaels) but that this whole segment was also awful.
  • The lights went down and the sound of crickets played as HHH and HBK laughed among themselves in the darkness. Also unrelated, but a bunch of wrestlers got fired last week for no reason.
  • GDT Discussion here.
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NXT Results 4/22:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • An "incident" in the locker room before the show meant William Regal removed Finn Balor from his scheduled match with Velveteen Dream.
  • Keith Lee saved Velveteen Dream from an ambush by Adam Cole, Bobby Fish and Roderick Strong.
  • Dakota Kai and Raquel Gonzalez defeated Shotzi Blackheart and Tegan Nox in a tag match.
  • Drake Maverick - who has been legitimately for real fired - did a promo about how "this situation" in the world is tough for everybody but he wants to give his all in his final three matches of the Cruiserweight Tournament.
  • Jake Atlas defeated Drake Maverick - who is working for a company that fired him during a global pandemic despite having huge amounts of cash to weather it - in a Cruiserweight tournament match.
  • KUSHIDA defeated Tony Nese in the Cruiserweight Tournament.
  • Matt Riddle told Timothy Thatcher that looking into his blue eyes reminded him of Pete Dunne. Thatcher pointed out he has brown eyes.
  • Johnny Gargano and Candice LeRae did a pre-taped promo at their dinner table talking up their plans to be NXT Men's and NXT Women's Champions respectively.
  • Drake Maverick - who recently got married and is now fired but still agreeing to work for this company - was approached backstage for an interview about how he's feeling.
  • Mia Yim defeated Jessi Kamea in a singles match. Charlotte Flair came out and offered Yim a title match which Yim accepted.
  • El Hijo del Fantasma debuted and defeated Jack Gallagher in a Cruiserweight Tournament match.
  • Fantasma, who speaks perfect English, cut a promo in Spanish.
  • The masked dudes who have been kidnapping people in the parking lot for weeks tried to kidnap Fantasma, who beat them up and chased them off.
  • Keith Lee was taken out ahead of his tag match main event in an attack by Damian Priest, who is the next challenger for the North American title.
  • Dexter Lumis replaced Keith Lee as Velveteen Dream's tag partner.
  • Wait... what?
  • Velveteen Dream and Dexter Lumis defeated Adam Cole & Roderick Strong in a tag match. Dream got the pinfall on NXT Champion Adam Cole.
  • I think this post was about NXT? Maybe?
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Raw Results 4/20:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • WWE Champion Drew McIntyre challenged Seth Rollins - who lost at Wrestlemania - to a title match at Money in the Bank.
  • Zelina Zega, Angel Garza and Austin Theory tried to distract Drew so Andrade could jump him from behind, but Drew beat up Andrade.
  • Aleister Black defeated Austin Theory to qualify for the Money in the Bank ladder match.
  • Shayna Baszler defeated Indi Hartwell in a singles match. Footage of Sarah Logan - who was fired this week - was shown and she was mentioned by name. Baszler attacked Hartwell's arm postmatch with a ladder.
  • Ricochet and Cedric Alexander defeated Shane Thorne and Brendan Vink in a tag match. Thorne/Vink were said to have wanted to halt the momentum of the team who have had two matches and a 50/50 win-loss record.
  • Nia Jax defeated Kairi Sane in a rematch. Asuka was backstage watching on TV and screaming coaching advice at Kairi and abuse at the ref.
  • Seth Rollins did a pre-taped video interview in a chair too big for him to answer Drew McIntyre's challenge.
  • The Viking Raiders did a humiliatingly awful video package driving in a car wearing face-guards and screaming a poem at each other.
  • Apollo Crews defeated MVP to qualify for the Money in the Bank ladder match.
  • Ruby Riott did a backstage promo about how she carried the Riott Squad. Sarah Logan was mentioned as if she was simply injured and not fired.
  • Liv Morgan defeated Ruby Riott in a singles match. This was apparently the payoff to their angle from Ruby's return.
  • Bobby Lashley flipped a tractor tire. Apparently this is supposed to be impressive.
  • Rey Mysterio defeated Buddy Murphy to qualify for the Money in the Bank ladder match.
  • Charlotte Flair defeated Kayden Carter in a singles match.
  • Bobby Lashley flipped a bigger tractor tire.
  • US Champion Andrade defeated Akira Tozawa in a non-title singles match. Tozawa looked really good in this.
  • Bianca Belair defeated Santana Garrett in a singles match. The Street Profits were on guest commentary.
  • Drew McIntyre defeated Angel Garza in a singles match. Zelina Vega was left horrified by Drew's demolishment of her stable of extremely pretty men.
  • GDT Discussion here.
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Smackdown Results 4/17:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • A memorial aired for the late Howard Finkel. Rest in peace, Fink.
  • Braun Strowman was the guest on A Moment of Bliss. He found a gift of his old black sheep mask, which was left for him by Bray Wyatt.
  • Tamina defeated Sasha Banks in a singles match to earn a future title shot against Bayley. Lacey Evans attacked an interfering Bayley during the match.
  • Lacey was interviewed backstage and promised to stalk Sasha Banks.
  • Sheamus defeated Denzel Dejournette in a singles match. He yelled at the commentators for talking about Jeff Hardy.
  • The second part of a video special on Jeff Hardy aired.
  • Carmella is upset at Dana Brooke for taking a MITB qualifying match this week when they have a tag title shot next week.
  • Money in the Bank this year will have matches that start on the ground floor of WWE Corporate Headquarters and end on the roof of the building where competitors have to "climb the corporate ladder". I am not making this up.
  • Dana Brooke defeated Naomi to qualify for the Money in the Bank Women's Ladder Match. I am not making this up either.
  • Sonya Deville called Mandy Rose a lot of nasty things and attacked her when Dolph Ziggler came to the ring. Otis beat up Dolph and Mandy beat up Sonya, then Otis did the Caterpillar to Dolph. This segment was loving surreal in the empty arena setting.
  • A video package aired in tribute to the late, great Howard Finkel.
  • Daniel Bryan defeated Cesaro to qualify for the Men's MITB Ladder match. During the match the "hacker" interrupted with a video promising to reveal which tag teams are exploiting their partners.
  • Baron Corbin attacked Elias backstage and beat him up for a bit.
  • BIG E defeated The Miz (C) and Jey Uso in a triple threat match to make The New Day the new Tag Team Champions.
  • The show ended with video clips of Kofi and Xavier celebrating in their respective homes, and BIG E rolling around on the floor embracing the title belt.
  • Show Discussion starts here.
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NXT Results 4/15:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • Finn Balor defeated Fabian Aichner in a singles match despite interference from Marcel Barthel.
  • Charlotte Flair did a pretaped promo and offered Mia Yim a title shot for the NXT Women's Championship.
  • Xia Lee defeated Aliyah in a singles match.
  • Akira Tozawa defeated Isaiah "Swerve" Scott in a Groub B match in the Cruiserweight Championship tournament.
  • A video package aired for El Hijo del Fantasma (also known as King Cuerno in Lucha Underground) who will be debuting soon.
  • Tegan Nox defeated Raquel Gonzalez in a singles match despite interference from Dakota Kai.
  • A video on Keith Lee's life/career so far aired.
  • Dexter Lumis defeated Tehuti Miles in a singles match.
  • NXT Champion Adam Cole did another poolside promo taking shots at Velveteen Dream.
  • Finn Balor interrupted Velveteen Dream's in-ring response and challenged him to a match next week.
  • Next week in the Cruiserweight Championship Tournament, El Hijo del Fantasma debuts against Jack Gallagher, KUSHIDA faces Tony Nese and Drake Maverick (who was fired today) faces Jake Atlas.
  • Malcolm Bivens demanded tag match opponents for his new team Idus Sher.
  • Timothy Thatcher & Matt Riddle (C) defeated Undisputed Era to retain the NXT Tag Team Titles. Thatcher is Pete Dunne's temporary replacement.
  • Tommaso Ciampa did a promo to acknowledge he was beaten by Johnny Gargano and this was the end of their interactions going forward.
  • Killer Kross attacked Ciampa to end the show.
  • Link to the one poster who apparently watched NXT this week
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Raw Results 4/13:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • A recap of Drew McIntyre's victory over Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania aired. The recap lasted longer than the actual match.
  • After Drew showed video of him also beating Big Show, Andrade and Zelina Vega came out and Andrade challenged Drew to a match.
  • Asuka defeated Ruby Riott to qualify for the Women's Money in the Bank ladder match.
  • On the VIP Lounge, MVP announced that next week 3 qualifying matches for the Money in the Bank ladder match was happen.
  • The matches are Rey Mysterio vs. Buddy Murphy, Aleister Black vs. Austin Theory, and Apollo Crews vs. MVP.
  • Aleister Black defeated Oney Lorcan in a singles match.
  • Becky Lynch did a promo about the Money in the Bank ladder match.
  • Sarah Logan "won" a singles match against Shayna Baszler, after Shayna "broke" Logan's arm. The commentators questioned whether Logan will make the Money in the Bank ladder match.
  • Backstage, Seth Rollins mumbled that his career was crucified.
  • After the commercial break, the commentators noted the official made a "mistake" and Shayna Baszler actually won the match.
  • Austin Theory defeated Akira Tozawa in a singles match. Andrade and Angel Garza joined Theory to beat up Tozawa post-match.
  • Seth did another backstage promo about being "here for you".
  • Angel Garza defeated Tehuti Miles in a singles match. Andrade and Theory joined Garza to beat up Mules post-match.
  • Nia Jax defeated Kairi Sane to qualify for the Women's Money in the Bank ladder match.
  • Charlotte Flair did a promo about wrestlers she has beaten, and said Io Shirai is next.
  • Bobby Lashley defeated No Way Jose in a singles match.
  • The Viking Raiders defeated Ricochet and Cedric Alexander in a tag match.
  • This was only Ricochet and Cedric's 2nd match as a team despite what commentary tried to say, and their win/loss record is now 50/50.
  • Bianca Belair told the Street Profits to be more serious in a backstage promo.
  • WWE Champion Drew McIntyre defeated US Champion Andrade in a match where neither title was on the line.
  • Seth Rollins came out and hit Drew with two curbstomps to end the show.
  • GDT Discussion here.
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Smackdown Results 4/10:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • Shinsuke Nakamura challenged new Universal Champion Braun Strowman to a match, Braun accepted. It wasn't made clear if it was for the title or not.
  • Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross (C) defeated The Kabuki Warriors in a Wrestlemania rematch to retain their Women's Tag Team Titles.
  • Elias sang a song about beating Baron Corbin, and how his next goal is to win the Money in the Bank ladder match.
  • That show's official venue was canceled earlier in the week so I guess it's another Performance Center show?
  • Dolph Ziggler defeated Tucker Knight in a singles match. Sonya Deville is now managing/accompanying Ziggler.
  • The New Day and The Usos confronted Miz and Morrison during the Dirt Sheet.
  • Next week Miz defends the Smackdown Tag Titles against BIG E and Jey Uso in a triple threat match.
  • The Forgotten Sons debuted on Smackdown and defeated Lucha House Party in a tag team match (not a six man tag).
  • Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross (eventually) agreed to defending their titles against Dana Brooke and Carmella.
  • Bayley and Sasha celebrated Bayley retaining her Smackdown Women's Title at Wrestlemania, Tamina interrupted.
  • Bayley agreed to let Tamina have a title shot if she could beat Sasha in a match next week. Sasha looked upset at this vote of confidence.
  • Sheamus defeated Cal Bloom in a singles match.
  • A Jeff Hardy video package aired.
  • Next week, Daniel Bryan faces Cesaro and Naomi faces Dana Brooke in MITB qualifiers, and Sonya Deville and Mandy Rose will have an in-ring segment about their problems.
  • In 2 weeks there will be a 25th Anniversary celebration for Triple H on Smackdown (ok?).
  • Braun Strowman defeated Shinsuke Nakamua in a non-title match. Cesaro was at ringside, there was no mention of Sami all night.
  • Bray Wyatt appeared in the Firefly Funhouse and challenged Braun to a title match.
  • Braun insisted that he was happy to "let you in" and waved a happy goodbye to a scowling Bray to end the show.
  • GDT Discussion here.
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NXT Results 4/8:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • Io Shirai defeated Tegan Nox, Chelsea Green, Mia Yim, Candice LeRae and Dakota Kai in a Ladder match to become the Number One Contender for the NXT Women's Championship.
  • Finn Balor defeated Alexander Wolfe in a match from NT UK, despite interference by Imperium. Balor declared WALTER's reign as champion was on borrowed time.
  • A vignette for Killer Kross (unnamed) aired.
  • Indus Sher (Rinku & Saurav w/ Malcolm Bivens) defeated Ever Rise in a tag match.
  • NXT Champion Adam Cole cut a poolside promo on Velveteen Dream.
  • Johnny Gargano defeated Tommaso Ciampa in a singles match.
  • Candice LaRae faked betraying Gargano with a lowblow before hitting Ciampa with one too. Gargano revealed he was wearing a cup and pinned Ciampa.
  • This supposedly marks the final final no-take-backs final match of the Gargano/Ciampa rivalry.
  • Show Discussion here.
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Raw 04/06:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • The show started with a recap of Drew McIntyre beating Brock Lesnar to become the WWE Champion at Wrestlemania.
  • Asuka submitted Liv Morgan in a singles match.
  • Video aired of Becky Lynch and Shayna Baszler's reactions to their title match at Wrestlemania.
  • The Street Profits defeated Angel Garza and Austin Theory by DQ after Zelina Vega got involved.
  • Bianca Belair defeated Zelina Vega by DQ after Austin Theory got involved.
  • The Street Profits and Bianca Belair defeated Angel Garza, Austin Theory & Zelina Vega in a six-person tag.
  • Bobby Lashley was interviewed backstage and said he needed a new manager or maybe a new wife. Lana somehow didn't hear this.
  • Aleister Black defeated Apollo Crews in a singles match.
  • Cedric Alexander and Ricochet defeated Oney Lorcan and Danny Burch in a tag match.
  • A pre-taped promo of Kevin Owens talking about his Wrestlemania victory aired.
  • Seth Rollins squashed Denzel Dejournette in a singles match.
  • Nia Jax returned and defeated Deonna Purrazzo in a singles match.
  • A very truncated version of The Boneyard Match at Wrestlemania aired.
  • Humberto Carrillo defeated Brenden Vink in a singles match.
  • Charlotte Flair did a backstage promo about winning the NXT Women's Championship.
  • Video aired of Drew McIntyre giving an interview after his Wrestlemania Main Event victory. The Big Show returned and demanded a title shot.
  • Drew McIntyre (C) defeated The Big Show to retain his WWE Championship less than 30 minutes after beating Brock Lesnar for the title.
  • Edge was advertised to discuss his future after beating Randy Orton. He made no appearance.
  • GDT Discussion here.
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Wrestlemania 4/5:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • Liv Morgan defeated Natalya Neidhart on the pre-show.
  • Stephanie McMahon opened the show and then they played exactly the same intro video as Night 1. Then Rob Gronkowski also opened the show.
  • Charlotte Flair submitted Rhea Ripley (C) to become the new NXT Women's Champion.
  • Aleister Black defeated Bobby Lashley in a singles match.
  • Rob Gronkowski proclaimed his determination to win the 24/7 Title by the end of the night.
  • Otis defeated Dolph Ziggler in a singles match. Sonya and Mandy interfered on Ziggler and Otis' behalf respectively. Mandy kissed Otis post-match.
  • Edge defeated Randy Orton in a Last Man Standing match.
  • Rob Gronkowski won the 24/7 Title from Mojo Rawley in a big brawl with jobbers that violated all gathering number restrictions for COVID-19.
  • The Street Profits (C) defeated Angel Garza and Austin Theory in a tag match to retain their Raw Tag Team Titles.
  • Bianca Belair saved The Street Profits from a post-match beatdown and beat up Zelina Vega.
  • Titus O'Neil took over from Rob Gronkowski as the Host of Wrestlemania.
  • Bayley (C) won the Fatal Fiveway Elimination to retain her Smackdown Women's Championship.
  • The order of elimination was: Tamina eliminated by everybody in a group pin; Naomi submitted by Sasha Banks; Sasha pinned by Lacey Evans; Lacey pinned by Bayley following interference by Sasha Banks.
  • The Fiend Bray Wyatt defeated John Cena in a Firefly Funhouse match. Words cannot adequately describe the insanity of this segment, please find a way to watch it.
  • Drew McIntyre defeated Brock Lesnar (C) to win the WWE Championship.
  • GDT Discussion for Night 2 starts here.
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Wrestlemania 4/4:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • Night 1 was taped at the Performance Center. There was still no official card.
  • Cesaro defeated Drew Gulak in a singles match on the pre-show.
  • 20 minutes before the start of the show, they revealed which matches would be on Night 2.
  • Stephanie McMahon opened the show, then a weird video package opened the show, then Rob Gronkowski opened the show.
  • Michael Cole and JBL were on commentary at ringside for most of the night, Tom Philips and Byron Saxton did one match.
  • Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross defeated The Kabuki Warriors (C) to become the Women's Tag Team Champions.
  • Elias defeated Baron Corbin in a singles match.
  • Becky Lynch (C) defeated Shayna Baszler in a singles match to retain her Raw Women's Championship.
  • Sami Zayn (C) defeated Daniel Bryan in a singles match to retain his Intercontinental Championship.
  • John Morrison defeated Kofi Kingston and Jimmy Uso in a Triple Threat ladder match to retain the Smackdown Tag Team Titles on behalf of himself and The Miz.
  • Kevin Owens defeated Seth Rollins by DQ in a singles match after Seth hit him with the ring bell. Owens demanded the match restart as No-DQ.
  • Kevin Owens defeated Rollins by pinfall in a No-DQ match.
  • Mojo Rawley stole a pin on R-Truth (C) from Rob Gronkowski to become the new 24/7 Champion.
  • Braun Strowman defeated Bill Goldberg (C) to become the new Universal Champion.
  • Undertaker defeated AJ Styles in a Boneyard Match. This absolutely loving ruled and was completely distinct from everything else on the show.
  • GDT Discussion for Night 1 starts here.
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Smackdown Results 4/3:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • Miz & Morrison, The New Day and The Usos brawled at the start of the show after MizTV got sidetracked. Miz and Morrison came out on top.
  • WWE is still advertising the triple threat tag match as happening even though Miz got sent home sick the day of the Mania tapings.
  • Tamina defeated Lacey Evans and Naomi in a triple threat match thanks to a distraction by Bayley. Postmatch, Tamina superkicked Bayley and gave Sasha Banks the Samoan Drop.
  • The static-y image seen on recent shows appeared again during a backstage segment with Tucker Knight, and the text THE TRUTH WILL BE HEARD appeared on the screen.
  • They replayed the excellent, excellent Ric Flair/Shawn Michaels match from Wrestlemania 24.
  • Ads for Wrestlemania still featured Roman Reigns, who publicly pulled out of the show over a week ago.
  • Michael Cole explained that after last week's bad fall, Elias might not be medically cleared to face Baron Corbin at Wrestlemania but for now the match is still on also Goldberg will now be facing Braun Strowman. Roman Reigns' name wasn't even mentioned.
  • Otis freaked out backstage after getting a text message, presumably from Mandy Rose.
  • Tucker defeated Ziggler by DQ when Ziggler used the steel steps as a weapon. Mandy and Sonya stopped Ziggler attacking more.
  • Otis ran out and then THE TRUTH WILL BE HEARD guy appeared on the screen (under a black mask/hood with a voice disguiser) and showed camera footage revealing Sonya DeVille was working with Dolph to screw over Otis. So it's GTV again.
  • Mandy walked out on a distraught Sonya and Otis chased off Ziggler.
  • Daniel Bryan defeated Shinsuke Nakamura when Cesaro jumped in. Cesaro took out Drew Gulak, then he, Shinsuke and Sami Zayn beat up Bryan together.
  • John Cena accepted Bray Wyatt's challenge for a Firefly Funhouse Match at Wrestlemania.
  • The puppets appeared in the crowd chanting that Cena would play with them "forever" once The Fiend was done with them.
  • The Fiend appeared in the Crow's Nest, but then Bray appeared at Cena's side and said,"Let me in!" and when Cena turned around, he was alone in the ring.
  • WWE has still not said which matches are featuring on which night of Wrestlemania. The ladder triple threat tag match is still being advertised as happening.
  • GDT Discussion here.
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NXT Discussion 4/1:
  • Detailed Results here
  • Tom Philips and Sam Roberts were the commentary team.
  • Velveteen Dream defeated Bobby Fish in a singles match. He cut a promo on NXT Champion Adam Cole postmatch.
  • Malcolm Bivens officially introduced his new tag-team who attacked Matt Riddle last week: Rinku and Saurav.
  • Dexter Lumis defeated Jake Atlas in a singles match. Lumis has a gimmick.
  • A vignette aired for Killer Kross.
  • A replay of the brawl between Tommaso Ciampa and Johnny Gargano aired. They have their "final" match next week.
  • Dakota Kai won a gauntlet match to become the final entrant in the women's number one contender's ladder match.
  • Order of elimination was: Shotzi Blackheart pinned Deonna Purrazzo. Shotzi Blackheart submitted Xia Li. Shotzi Blackheart submitted Aliyah. Shotzi Blackheart defeated Kayden Carter. Dakota Kai pinned Shotzi Blackheart following interference by Raquel Gonzalez.
  • KUSHIDA defeated Joaquin Wilde by submission in a singles match.
  • Keith Lee (C) defeated Dominik Dijakovic and Damian Priest in a triple threat match to retain his NXT North American Championship.
  • Lee pinned Dijakovic after Priest used a baton to block an attack by Dijakovic which took out his knee.
  • Next week is the Ladder Match for the Women's Number One Contendership, and Gargano vs. Ciampa.
  • Show discussion here.
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Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 10:45 on Apr 30, 2020

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Reserved for my favorite WWE-related posts for this month.


MJeff posted:

Hearing Velveteen Dream is very excited for Raw's viewership to drop below 1.8.

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Groom-a-teen Dream.

bradzilla posted:

"We've only lost 16% of our viewership on a channel that has an overall loss of 29%" :laffo:

Aphrodite posted:

Jesse Ventura has a long history of failing to stop predators.

quote:

Chris James 2 posted:

Please click this article, I don't feel like I could do these pics justice by just posting them here https://www.bodyslam.net/2020/04/18/exclusive-wwes-final-creative-plans-for-the-revival-revealed/

uncurable mlady posted:

this feels like its racist against an ethnicity that hasn't been invented yet

Shinjobi posted:



I was crying while I made this


quote:

JUNGLE BOY posted:

What’s Ronda rousey’s cinematic match going to be called?

Xerzes posted:

terf war

MotU posted:

COVID more like Chance Of Vince's Immediate Death

OctoberCountry posted:

An Employee tested positive for Covid 19?

Thank god the wrestlers are still ok

MJeff posted:

We know it wasn't a wrestler who tested positive so it seems like it's probably Miz.

OctoberCountry posted:

Vince actually loves COVID 19 because it really knows how to carry itself in a busy airport

quote:

Chris James 2 posted:

In what is what we call in the business "not a good sign", WWE has announced their quarterly earnings report and conference call (scheduled for the 23rd) will now happen after the stock markets close at 5PM Eastern, instead of the call's traditional time of 11AM Eastern

flashy_mcflash posted:

Oh NOW they know how to postpone an important event.

OFFICER LIGER posted:

i worked way too long on this



WrasslorMonkey posted:

Here we go, this is what I needed to make for some reason



sportsgenius86 posted:

Snuka’s are now 1-1 against women in an empty room


Blaise330 posted:



REST IN 1000 PIECES



Vaders Jester posted:

AJ better say "Martha"



Chris James 2 posted:

Mark Henry to TMZ: "I think Mania 36 could have 200mil viewers" https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/04/mark-henry-wwe-wrestlemania-36/


Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Apr 25, 2020

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

https://twitter.com/BulletClubIta/status/1244801625694318595

https://twitter.com/MontezFordWWE/status/1244811635665055744

TriffTshngo
Mar 28, 2010

Don't get it twisted who your enemies are.
How will you celebrate when Raw finally hits Impact's old magic number of 1.1? I think I'll watch AJ/Joe/Daniels from Unbreakable.

Paper Lion
Dec 14, 2009




wwe is bad, to me

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the wwe
is made out of poopoo and pee
the wwe
is like a bee laying eggs in your knee
i would rather hang myself from a tree
than watch another wwe
because
wwe is bad, to me

bartok
May 10, 2006



Despite not watching WWE for the last year and a half I am morbidly curious about this years Wrestlemania. It's like how I had to watch Heroes of Wrestling to experience how truly awful it was for myself.

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls
What are the chances WrestleMania goes for 8 hours?

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

rudecyrus posted:

What are the chances WrestleMania goes for 8 hours?


its two nights, so i'd hope it'd technically go 8 hours apparently they taped 3 hours of content each night

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I wonder if they'll do a pre-show? You'd think there's no way they'd be that stupid, but..........

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

I wonder if they'll do a pre-show? You'd think there's no way they'd be that stupid, but..........

Imagine this: The pre-show is also taped

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
The ratings of raw will go so low that AEW will actually catch them in the 900.000-1.000.000 range.

Also play Control. Great game so far.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Zeta Acosta posted:

The ratings of raw will go so low that AEW will actually catch them in the 900.000-1.000.000 range.

Also play Control. Great game so far.

New Control DLC just came out, too!

WWE is feces.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
I am the undertaker, and you will respect my wife, Michelle McCool

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
A new India TV deal? That can only mean one thing! Time for Jinder Push 2.0!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Um, what happened to J-Ru? :stare:

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

So just to make sure I understand what I just saw, Ford did a flipping plancha on a guy who was hunched over and didn't see him coming?

ExHumus
Aug 30, 2006

BOOM BOOM!!

Rarity posted:

Um, what happened to J-Ru? :stare:

There was an attempt at a forums coup, so now all of the good mods are getting banned.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

ChrisBTY posted:

So just to make sure I understand what I just saw, Ford did a flipping plancha on a guy who was hunched over and didn't see him coming?

yes

the performance center trains you to scream "WRESTLEMANIA" in an empty gym at the hard camera, but not to wait until someone is standing up to do a fuckin flip outside

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

ExHumus posted:

There was an attempt at a forums coup, so now all of the good mods are getting banned.

On further investigation this appears to be an April Fool's joke but if not I am claiming this thread as Rarity territory

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

shiksa posted:

yes

the performance center trains you to scream "WRESTLEMANIA" in an empty gym at the hard camera, but not to wait until someone is standing up to do a fuckin flip outside

Dumber; this or Johnny the Bull's springboard legdrop outside the ring that tore his urethra? I'd say the legdrop because this was a dumb mistake, that legdrop worked as planned and was STILL stupid as hell.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

i definitely for sure think the mod who hates any form of drama more than anything more than the holocaust more than tom brady more than , yes, even the wwe, took part in a uhhh Coup lmfao. christ

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

sigh someone find a clip where he screams "WRESTLEMANIAAAAAAAAA" first

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
mods are probated, post vinceflex

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Dude as long as they don't do that poo poo they did a couple years back where everything was inverted and flipped

I just want the goddamn threads to be readable on this stupid "prank" day

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

forget about it coup

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
J-Ru was the third man

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari

Gonz posted:

New Control DLC just came out, too!

WWE is feces.

Its SCP the game what the gently caress why i havent heard of it. My brother just casually told me about this new game he was playing.
Also, sadly, its the first game who runs less than good on my old pc.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Rarity posted:

Um, what happened to J-Ru? :stare:

J-Ru had to job in a loser leaves town match.

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

Cerebral Bore posted:

J-Ru had to job in a loser leaves town match.

In true WWE fashion, he'll be back next week.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
J-Ru is already posting in r/SquaredCircle

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Seams posted:

mods are probated, post vinceflex

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
*rips tags off all the mattresses*

*knowingly broadcasts and distributes MLB content without the expressed permission of the Commissioner of Baseball*

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
not going to be one of the naysayers, i think putting 30 hours of wrestlemanias on tv will
whet the appetite for 12 hours more

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Incessant Excess posted:

In true WWE fashion, he'll be back next week.

Rarity posted:

J-Ru is already posting in r/SquaredCircle

Obviously J-Ru pulled a Pillman and had Lowtax shoot fire him, and now he's jumped to Reddit.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
my faction controls one third of Rowdy Ringsports now

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


WWE is bad

Rarity posted:

Um, what happened to J-Ru? :stare:

It’s April Fools Day, buckle up if you’re already getting pranked this early in

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 09:55 on Apr 1, 2020

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

clearly we need to make banjo mod at this point

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Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness
Welcome to our new moderator, rovert.

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