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Should Wrestlemania have been postponed?
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Yes. 44 28.76%
Yes. 109 71.24%
Total: 120 votes
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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

So wrestling is an essential service in Connecticut too?

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Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


The Croc posted:

Mars Wang is a strong porn name.

I disagree, I've seen statues so I know it looks like a baby's.

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
Not since Val Venis has WWE had a Wang on the chopping block.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"



That the same roof they filmed that bad rear end Raw opening?

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness
The tiered releases mean there's probably another wave coming sometime after Smackdown. Also, Tina Sabbatelli is no more.

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

DM Punk posted:

Not since Val Venis has WWE had a Wang on the chopping block.

smdh at this jimmy wang yang erasure

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013




https://twitter.com/AndrewTRich/status/1251275196625018880

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

StarkRavingMad posted:

We need to set up a game.

Like: "NXT name, Star Wars Extended Universe Character, or Completely Made Up?"

And then you just get a list like Mars Wang, Oney Lorcan, Nom Anor, Cezar Bononi, Clave Hample, Malcor Brashin, Jorge Lumbaba, Arturo Ruas and you can't google

Good fuckin luck

gently caress is my boy Nom Anor doing with this list of loving jobbers.\

Yuuzhan Vong was the best invasion angle of all time.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

StarkRavingMad posted:

We need to set up a game.

Like: "NXT name, Star Wars Extended Universe Character, or Completely Made Up?"

And then you just get a list like Mars Wang, Oney Lorcan, Nom Anor, Cezar Bononi, Clave Hample, Malcor Brashin, Jorge Lumbaba, Arturo Ruas and you can't google

Good fuckin luck

This is quite a list, but Oney Lorcan still remains the worst name on it

TriffTshngo
Mar 28, 2010

Don't get it twisted who your enemies are.

Ad by Khad posted:

This is quite a list, but Oney Lorcan still remains the worst name on it

Only if you don't pronounce it "1-ey"

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

That roof poo poo has to be part of a firefly funhouse bit for a PPV right

Critical
Aug 23, 2007


HEY WALL!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Mars Wang is a top tier name

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Critical posted:

HEY WALL!

THAT'S THE WALL BROTHER

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Critical posted:

HEY WALL!

there's so many stupid WCW call backs they could do!

and they will do none of them

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Lol no Smackdown thread

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


Nia gonna botch someone or herself off a ladder off that ring and onto the pavement. :stare:

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
WWE have released NXT trainee Dexter Jettster

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Did not know I was getting a Tamina babyface run in 2020, that's something

Stevel
Dec 25, 2004
These moonlight desires haunt me....




They made Tamina yell out "THIS IS A SMALL, I WEAR AN EXTRA LARGE!" on national television.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


Breaking: The end of the MITB match has already leaked

https://i.imgur.com/owxmuqn.mp4

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Seams posted:

WWE have released NXT trainee Dexter Jettster

It sucks because he can't fall back on that diner he owned because of the pandemic.

Stevel posted:

They made Tamina yell out "THIS IS A SMALL, I WEAR AN EXTRA LARGE!" on national television.

Alright, I thought that the vaguely obscure star wars jokes were going to be the theme, what is this from?

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Hehe Mars Wang

NoMoneyDown
Jan 27, 2009

I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.
HAHAHAHAHA

You have to climb the corporate ladder for the MitB match. It really is from CT.

Amazing. No words. Just... amazing.

Stevel
Dec 25, 2004
These moonlight desires haunt me....




karmicknight posted:

Alright, I thought that the vaguely obscure star wars jokes were going to be the theme, what is this from?

Sorry, that's just from Sasha Banks trying to gift Tamina a t-shirt as a peace offering before their match.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Oh my God it's really happening :cripes:

https://twitter.com/tde_wrestling/status/1251311717293973506

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


lol Charlotte instead of Becky again

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


What in the gently caress did they do to Bayley's face in this lmao

NoMoneyDown
Jan 27, 2009

I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.
>The match begins on the ground floor of WWE Headquarters but the briefcases will be hanging all the way up on the roof of the corporate tower!

I... stop making this match sound fun, WWE. Stop it.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


MRT really does have a whole NY19 worth of material just from this month alone. Best of luck friend, narrowing poo poo down for next year ain't gonna be easy by this June, let alone the end of December

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!
Wait, Tamina wasn't released?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/ifyouseekcasey/status/1251307246874759169

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Chris James 2 posted:

MRT really does have a whole NY19 worth of material just from this month alone. Best of luck friend, narrowing poo poo down for next year ain't gonna be easy by this June, let alone the end of December

It's only April. Wait until Vince sells Sami Zayn to MBS for human vaccine trials for 600 million dollars that he'll never collect.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Otis, Mandy, Dolph, and Sonya somehow continues to be good storytelling

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

JT Smiley posted:

Wait, Tamina wasn't released?

Long after WWE is defunct she will be receiving anonymous payments from the mysterious figure 'V.M.'

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Otis running down to save Mandy from a Sonya beatdown but pausing to pose and go,"OH YEAH!" was something, alright.

Utterly surreal sequence for an empty building.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



oh, they pulled out the "women are jealous and hate each other all the time" chestnut again

high quality stuff

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
corporate ladder will include the marry your bosses daughter match?

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Jerusalem posted:

Otis running down to save Mandy from a Sonya beatdown but pausing to pose and go,"OH YEAH!" was something, alright.

Utterly surreal sequence for an empty building.

Rhea pausing a run-in to do her entire entrance sequence

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So still no Sami with Cesaro and Shinsuke, and as far as I know still no mention on commentary on where their manager and THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION is.

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