• Triple H walks down to the ring, alone, for his Very Special Big Boy Anniversary Segment© (sponsored by Big League Chew), and sits in the corner near a turnbuckle, red as a beet, as if he had just finished powerlifting large granite slabs onto a forklift. He addresses a non-existent crowd, telling them he’s the strongest person that ever was, and that he’s too strong for them and too strong to be COO of the company any longer. He’s openly weeping at this point. Shawn Michaels runs down to the ring with a platter of deli meats from craft services and tells Triple H that while he is indeed the strongest, this company would be nothing without him, and he shouldn’t let anybody in the WWE Universe tell him otherwise. Shawn and Triple H then start to laugh and eat the deli meats while a hologram Lemmy sings a slowed down acapella version of the DX theme in the rafters as the screen fades to black.
  

• Lucha House Party gets more than they bargained for when Sasha Banks unleashes 9 polar bears from a truck marked with unnerving Aztec hieroglyphs.
  
  
• Bray Wyatt is appalled by the lack of quality opponents as of late and begins picking fights with the cameramen. One of the cameramen brandishes a butterfly switchblade, however, and Bray backs off. He wanders into the gym area and teleports several employees halfway into a brick wall.
  

Gonz fucked around with this message at 10:42 on Apr 25, 2020