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Should Wrestlemania have been postponed?
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Yes. 44 28.76%
Yes. 109 71.24%
Total: 120 votes
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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
A new India TV deal? That can only mean one thing! Time for Jinder Push 2.0!

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Um, what happened to J-Ru? :stare:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

ExHumus posted:

There was an attempt at a forums coup, so now all of the good mods are getting banned.

On further investigation this appears to be an April Fool's joke but if not I am claiming this thread as Rarity territory

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
J-Ru was the third man

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
J-Ru is already posting in r/SquaredCircle

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Chris James 2 posted:

WWE is bad


It’s April Fools Day, buckle up if you’re already getting pranked this early in

I'd literally just woken up :(

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

MJeff posted:

so wait was there actually an attempted coup or am I getting worked, here.

I can exclusively reveal that J-Ru walked because Lowtax wanted to give him a blue-dot-over-his-avatar gimmick and now they're trying to turn it into an angle to preserve the site's credibility. This kind of info is why you can only trust your #1 scoopsgal!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
J-Ru launched a coup and I don't know how to deal with that

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

This isn't the thread that WWE wanted but it's the thread that WWE deserves

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

CobiWann posted:

I heard J-Ru was taken to a nearby medical facility.

Where he was swiftly diagnosed with anal bleeding

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Mods???

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Welp, someone's now gonna have to self-isolate for the next 2 weeks

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

JUNGLE BOY posted:

Now that we’re all trapped in our houses, talking about wrestling all day, and slowly going insane, we are all rovert

All of PSP put together still isn't putting out as many tweets as rovert

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

:yeshaha:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

karmicknight posted:

AEW can go somewhere else, like where-ever they are going this week because they evac-ed from Daily's Place.

Could well be they were expecting this announcement and they made the switch to get out of state

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Jerusalem posted:

I was supposed to be free of WWE... :negative:

BAH GAWD THAT'S

THAT'S GOTTA BE J-RU

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Kai vs. Shotzi was the last match, Gonzalez wasn't part of the gauntlet

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Defiance Industries posted:

Remember when Enzo slammed his head into the ring really gross-like and they replayed it like ten times? WWE LOVES to do that.

In fairness I think we can all enjoy Enzo loving himself up

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Benne posted:

I remember at the time when this forum was strongly pro-Enzo (don't revise history anyone, we have the receipts) and it was serious hush tones for multiple days after that spot.

But he turned out OK, and now that everybody hates him and we realize that he's such a lovely wrestler that he can't even slide under the ropes without braining himself, that spot is hilarious.

I wasn't watching wrestling at the time so I can say I always hated Enzo :colbert:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

CobiWann posted:

There comes a point where you need to stop applying duct tape and spraying WD-40 and just admit defeat.

You're right, J-Ru should unban Vinceflex

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I watched that clip of Otis/Ziggles/Mandy and WWE's empty arena shows just feel so low-rent and sterile. It all feels so small and just the complete opposite of WWE's major selling point of spectacle. Wrestlemania is going to be a disaster.

And lol at Ali's new Mr. Robot gimmick.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Just flashback to last year when even though things were bad this forum still got excited for Mania. There was the K O F I T R A I N and the road wasn't perfect but Becky was main eventing and there were some other things going on that were sorta interesting and people were hype. Compare that with today and it's just the biggest dampest fart.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Do it ironically posted:

Why do these people continue to defend the wwe after they’re gone, is it some sort of ptsd and Stockholm syndrome? It’s loving baffling

WWE is a cult

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I hope people will forgive me for sharing this again now that people aren't in the middle of watching Wrestlemania

CWF presents the Creature Rumble 2020

(Mostly cause it was an insane amount of work and I don't want it to go to waste)

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~




:thunkher:

Rarity fucked around with this message at 08:05 on Apr 5, 2020

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Shayna will continue to feud with Becky until she wins the title at Payback at which point months of losses will have left her aura irrepairably tarnished while she still gets pushed as the killer she was in NXT

:goodshit:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Staying home means not getting the virus and then infecting a bunch of other people with it and perhaps causing them to die, it's absolutely the altruistic choice. The gently caress is going on on this forum?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

flashy_mcflash posted:

You've been the head counsellor at the Bad Takes camp since you started posting, pal

Banned transphobic poster Doctor Gonzo has bad takes? Who woulda thought it!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Taker's now Bikertaker again so give AJ the Deadman gimmick with zero explaination

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

oldpainless posted:

Sport entertainment's back on the menu boys!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
The Bone Zone didn't really do it for me but the Firefly Funhouse was just amazing. It managed to combine genuine comedy with insightful characterisation and I loved the flip on the "overhyped, overprivileged" line at the end. Easily the best thing WWE's done since Kofi's title win and maybe a lot longer than that.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Answers Me posted:

How did Edge manage to survive Vince’s Long Tight Purge of the mid 2000s?

He's already the Rated-R Superstar in tights, if they put him in trunks they'd have to pull the broadcast

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Blaise330 posted:

Turns out Edge vs Orton is the 2nd longest wrestlemania match of all time under bret and shawn's iron man match. Feels accurate

Absolute loving madness

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Aardvark Barber posted:

What WILL a heel turn do for Cena...

More like what DID a heel turn do

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Left field choice here but if I could have one person in a Funhouse match it would be CM Punk. He's got a few different career phases to run through and as both a character and a person he's got some real complexity you could play around with

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Intruder posted:

A segment for every Big Show turn

The first 7 hour 1 match Wrestlemania

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Blaise330 posted:

What did Edge say during his Raw promo?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Hey, hey
You, you
I don't like your champion
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey
You, you
How about Brock Lesnar?
Hey, hey
You, you
I know that you like him
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey
You, you
I want Brock to be champion

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I would watch the poo poo out of WWE wrestlers doing Street Fighter tbh

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Well gently caress now I've gone down a rabbit hole

Ryu - Roman Reigns
Ken - Seth Rollins
Chun-Li - Asuka
Guile - John Cena
M. Bison - Vince McMahon
Sagat - Brock Lesnar
Cammy - Becky Lynch
Blanka - Andrade
Vega - Angel Garza
Balrog - Keith Lee
E. Honda - Kevin Owens
Zangief - Braun Strowman
Dhalsim - Daniel Bryan
Fei Long - Aleister Black
T. Hawk - Undertaker
Dee Jay - Kofi Kingston

Do it, bookerman

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