|
My family had dozens of empty quotes to live in My grandfather had the monopoly on posts They took it all when we had to flee
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 17:16
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 26, 2024 03:58 |
|
|
the coup is real but they planned it as a "haha its an april fools joke, it'll be fun" in the mod forum but actually a real coup hiding in plain sight but they forgot they were actually going to be banned/probed and now they cant do phase 2 cause theyre all probed/banned somehow a guy named Kermit is involved
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 17:24
|
|
|
RajCooper posted:the coup is real but they planned it as a "haha its an april fools joke, it'll be fun" in the mod forum but actually a real coup hiding in plain sight but they forgot they were actually going to be banned/probed and now they cant do phase 2 cause theyre all probed/banned The coup will be when Cyrano and jeffrey don't reverse the "fake" probes
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 17:26
|
|
|
im permabanned poster squizzle. i first started reading c-spam when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “forums collectivization” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “take the mods to central park” and “i tweet for universal threadshitting rights” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically socialist schizophrenia. im now on Canadian antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “tankie” style of c-spam humor was all about; i think it’s the socialist leaking in to the bourgeois, what marxist theory considered to be the cause of classist and collectivist movements. i would advise all people who “get” c-spam to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to disposing of neoliberal oppressors. peace.
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 17:28
|
|
|
Entenzahn posted:im permabanned poster squizzle. i first started reading c-spam when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “forums collectivization” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “take the mods to central park” and “i tweet for universal threadshitting rights” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically socialist schizophrenia. im now on Canadian antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “tankie” style of c-spam humor was all about; i think it’s the socialist leaking in to the bourgeois, what marxist theory considered to be the cause of classist and collectivist movements. i would advise all people who “get” c-spam to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to disposing of neoliberal oppressors. peace. congrats you somehow reduced the infinite possibilities of the english language into the singularly worst post in sa history
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 17:30
|
|
|
ArfJason posted:congrats you somehow reduced the infinite possibilities of the english language into the singularly worst post in sa history at least there wasn't a 'namaste'
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 17:39
|
|
|
GDN is, if you don't know, the Goon Defense Network. In March of 2020 the mods and admins had a crisis only they could deal with. They almost broke through and zzzurp.
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 17:56
|
|
|
hey since this thread has eyeballs on it I guess it's a good place to ask, is there a cspam discord?
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 18:06
|
|
|
none that you would want to be in
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 18:09
|
|
|
are all the probed mods going to band together to make a nerdy version of the A-Team “if you can find them.. maybe you can hire them.. to collectivize your forums”
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 18:11
|
|
|
Flavius Aetass posted:none that you would want to be in that's kind of the answer I was expecting
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 18:15
|
|
|
ArfJason posted:congrats you somehow reduced the infinite possibilities of the english language into the singularly worst post in sa history  not even one Idiocracy reference
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 18:31
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 18:37
|
|
|
im permabanned poster ArfJason. i first started watching movies when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the 2006 mike judge-directed film “idiocracy” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “idiocracy is looking more and more like a documentary” and “Ladies and gentlemen; Idiocracy come to life!” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “ironic” style of mike judge's humor was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “get” idiocracy to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to being in a documentary. peace.
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 18:42
|
|
|
ArfJason posted:congrats you somehow reduced the infinite possibilities of the english language into the singularly worst post in sa history
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 18:42
|
|
|
Augus posted:im permabanned poster ArfJason. i first started watching movies when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the 2006 mike judge-directed film “idiocracy” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “idiocracy is looking more and more like a documentary” and “Ladies and gentlemen; Idiocracy come to life!” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “ironic” style of mike judge's humor was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “get” idiocracy to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to being in a documentary. peace. i dont get it
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 19:02
|
|
|
Squizzle, hope you'r e posting japanese tv show gifs for children and ranting about gnosticism in hell buddy, which as we all know is preferable to heaven, because this WORLD IS A DEMONTED IDEA BY A SIMPLE MINDED MADMAN, GOD, MAY HE REING IN THIS FAKE HORRIBLE UNIVERSE UNTIL THE AEONS
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 19:18
|
|
|
why do i never get invited to coup!?
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 19:23
|
|
|
Acebuckeye13 posted:mods knew mods coup
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 19:46
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 19:47
|
|
|
i have ousted squizzle
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 20:01
|
|
|
Siljmonster posted:My family had dozens of empty quotes to live in Some of you may have seen tweets from forums posters who claim to be happy, but these are paid admin shills. Just look at the screenshots! The code embargo has left them scraping together parts to keep 20-year-old forums software running. Escalating infrastructure costs bred by incompetence and corruption (three ministers of development have been disappeared!) have become a burden on ordinary posters through punitive fines. Posters evicted when their plagued home subforums were closed wander the threads and accost people in public spaces. Their legal system is overwhelmed with futile show trials where anyone can speak and derail proceedings. Supposed refuges of peace and wealth like YOSPOS are just Potemkin villages. They boast about their fair moderation and friendly culture -- does playing the lottery for a popup of a decade old doge image macro sound very "NICE!" to you??? And through all of this Kyanka, who clings to his ceremonial role as a spiritual leader, has yet to produce proof of life as he becomes increasingly enfeebled by illness and dogged by scandals including association with bizarre fetishists -- his gilded eccentric lifestyle further alienating himself from posters struggling under and authoritarian regime where horny, itself, is prohibited. Tankie Squizzle bros here keep talking about CIA spine-shattering sonic attacks, but Kyanka himself has admitted to meeting with representatives of the executive security branch, not a likely scenario if he were genuinely a victim of their meddling.
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 20:01
|
|
|
Bearjew posted:i have ousted squizzle by right of tradition, you are now my cspam co-mod
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 20:04
|
|
|
Don't blame me, I voted for the ratcoon mod
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 20:05
|
|
|
Bearjew posted:i have ousted squizzle Richard III over here squizzle was my fav poster here
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 20:10
|
|
|
So what you're saying is...Shinra actually blew up the reactor and AVALANCHE was just the scapegoat?
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 20:48
|
|
|
CSPAM Commission for Historical Clarification
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 20:57
|
|
|
ah, it's stickied now
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 21:20
|
|
|
Breakfast All Day posted:Hello, I am an actual Forumsinian whose family was exiled by the current cruel Cyrano regime after everything we owned -- our empty quote plantation, our 5 monopoly that had been handed down for generations -- was taken from us by shitposters and reregs. I can't believe all the clueless bros coming in here and making up conspiracies about off-site interference. You have no idea what life is like for actual posters. While I no longer have an account, my friends who are there for business say the lines to buy a new avatar are hours long. Billboards show faded pictures of smiling animals that have been dead for years. The regime has criminally mismanaged its strategic meme reserve. Posters are reduced to using a crude mspaint template where instead of a punchline there is simply the word "brrr" just to get a chuckle. That might be their only one for the whole day. Squizzle is the president of the Posters Forums Assembly while Cyrano has never so much as won an election. It's time to give pragmatic, market solutions a chance to create innovative replies instead of this illegitimate dictator centrally planning megathreads.
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 21:25
|
|
|
Dear Mods, Signed, 
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 21:28
|
|
|
What is actually happening?
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 21:29
|
|
|
Siljmonster posted:What is actually happening? honestly, who the gently caress knows. I have zoom meetings for the rest of the afternoon lmao.
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 21:31
|
|
|
Siljmonster posted:What is actually happening? april 1st is the worst day of the year
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 21:34
|
|
|
Shageletic posted:Richard III over here 
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 21:38
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 21:42
|
|
|
Lightning Knight posted:honestly, who the gently caress knows. I have zoom meetings for the rest of the afternoon lmao. I'm at work and am checking this thread on company time
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 21:42
|
|
|
Poggers
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 21:42
|
|
|
bah gawd he's escaped!!!
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 21:44
|
|
|
Ciaphas posted:at least there wasn't a 'namaste'
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 21:44
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 26, 2024 03:58 |
|
|
you cant give an idea an 11-year probe you cant permaban a dream
|
|
#
?
Apr 1, 2020 21:47
|
|