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Who is your first Total Nonstop Television Champion?
This poll is closed.
Darby 30 30.00%
Cody 11 11.00%
Archer 43 43.00%
Sammy 16 16.00%
Total: 100 votes
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Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Jerusalem posted:

gently caress I really wanted to watch this but oh my God I'm so sick of online meetings at the moment, I'll grab the audio and listen to it like a podcast I think.

watch from 57:05 to the end.

They talk about Joey Numbers, JR cuts a promo on Joe Exotic and Tazz and JR start reviewing Netflix shows.

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Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Burt Buckle posted:

I love that Jericho had a tiny drone shirt ready to give to the drone.

One of Jericho's low-key superpowers is always having the t-shirt on hand.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Jerusalem posted:

That spot after the match where he just flung him like nothing into the "crowd" was absolutely insane.

Orange Cassidy had this expression after the throw like "Jesus gently caress that was incredible"

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
How much do you think Vince would try to script things if he put wrestlers in the crowds for Raw and Smackdown?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
EVERYBODY DIES THEME MADE TO AEW A+++++++++++++ SHOW

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jonny Nox posted:

watch from 57:05 to the end.

They talk about Joey Numbers, JR cuts a promo on Joe Exotic and Tazz and JR start reviewing Netflix shows.

JR telling Excalibur he's gonna get fired for wearing non AEW-merch :lol:

MassRafTer posted:

How much do you think Vince would try to script things if he put wrestlers in the crowds for Raw and Smackdown?

God bless AEW for doing it first so he won't do it for fear of looking like he's following somebody else's lead.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




DeathChicken posted:

Orange Cassidy had this expression after the throw like "Jesus gently caress that was incredible"

I went to "I'll catch you! I promise!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MysWmbwKc0c&t=404s

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

ChrisBTY posted:

"Kill everybody" is a great simple gimmick but they really didn't need to add 'monster' to the end of his nickname.

[Everybody Dies drops]
[6'8" 275 lb man walks to the ring]
"He is The Murderhawk..."

Me: Ah this guy doesn't seem so scary

"...Monster"

Me: Holy gently caress

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

Hello! I see you.


Jerusalem posted:

JR telling Excalibur he's gonna get fired for wearing non AEW-merch :lol:
Book Aja Kong again when the plague is over and sell that shirt on ShopAEW, Coward Tony

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




MassRafTer posted:

How much do you think Vince would try to script things if he put wrestlers in the crowds for Raw and Smackdown?

every single person would be wearing a headset with vince screaming at them

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/cozysuperkick/status/1245586045350973440

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
Maybe its WWE poison brain but they planted the seeds for a Young Bucks feud?
Nick telling Matt about how he doest know when he is going to wrestle again and Matt being really pushy about is return? and putting a loving RING in his frontyard?

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Couldn't help myself, sorry

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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Lamuella posted:

Couldn't help myself, sorry



:eyepop:

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Zeta Acosta posted:

Maybe its WWE poison brain but they planted the seeds for a Young Bucks feud?
Nick telling Matt about how he doest know when he is going to wrestle again and Matt being really pushy about is return? and putting a loving RING in his frontyard?

it may be.

But the "they" in this case is the Young Bucks. If they break up it's because they want to try some stuff as singles, and not looking for a Janetty to jettison. It's way different than Vince not liking tag wrestling.

One thing that post-show cast made absolutely clear is that the wrestlers ARE the creative.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011


karmicknight fucked around with this message at 07:41 on Apr 2, 2020

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Mons Hubris posted:

It’s an honor. I will be hornier next week.

EDIT - Does Awful app not show apostrophes anymore? In the edit screen “It’s” has an apostrophe but it doesn’t in the post!

Yeah it’s been a problem for a while now. They’re there if you look at your post in the browser

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

:vince:

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Dynathoughts:

I like the "undisclosed location" set. Struck a nice balance between big and small.

Glad we've got some people at ringside. I've seen less well attended indies.

Archer on the other side of the bracket is fun. He could cut a path through this.

I like the Natural Nightmares as a team. I'm sold on Marshall.

Things feel more normal tonight than last week.

Ooh, starting hot with a Trent /Kenny match. This is a fun high energy New Japan gaijin match and all the better for it.

Goddamn, Trent is good. I love Best Friends, but I hunger for a Trent singles run.

Jimmy offering Trent weapons was great.

I... genuinely believed that Trent could get a draw here. Holy poo poo that was good.

Kind of wish they'd given Anna Jayy an entrance. It's not like they don't have TV time to burn. Shida looks tremendous as always. Jayy isn't bad but she's moving at three quarter speed.

Orange Cassidy's blank sign was great.

Cody forgetting Hangman again when he calls JR "the last cowboy in pro wrestling"

God drat you, AEW, you made me care about a Jake Hager match.

Nice of AEW to give Lance Archer a lawn dart to play with.

Jake is so good. This is the perfect role for him. Risky for him to do a card-centric promo.

gently caress YES EVERYBODY DIES!

(Penelope looked quite taken with Lance Archer)

(have we thought about the optics of a guy whose grandma just died listening to Everybody Dies? Is that a thing we've thought about?)

gently caress me, that pounce from Archer was a thing of beauty.

Mr Brodie with the predatory cult poo poo and bullying boss poo poo is SO good.

8 and 9 of the Dark Order. I actually love this.

Colt going really hard on the "why would anyone work for a guy like Mr Brodie" bit. No chips on shoulders there.

Brodie showing Dustin his back was great. This is all building really well.

Jericho in the hot tub in his trousers and belt is fantastic. Everything about this is great.

"RELEASE THE HOUUUNNNNDDDSSS!"

No holds barred at least means that the Mox / Hager match can have some coverage for weak spots with run ins etc.

Penelope has has a lot of good thirsty reactions to guys in the ring.

Cody & Darby v Sammy and Spears was WILD fun. The pole drop was superb. I saw Fire Ant do something similar at King Of Trios in 2017. Wonder if word about that spot got to him somehow...

Darby cleaning Cody's clock at the end was great telegraphing. This tournament is looking good.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Ah man, what if Marko won with a rollup

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 32 days!
Sign Anna Jayy Coward Tony

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Rarity posted:

EVERYBODY DIES THEME MADE TO AEW A+++++++++++++ SHOW

I actually squealed at this point.

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

2 things. 1: the undisclosed location is probably the jaguars practice facility, given the obvious football turf under the mats

2: hikaru, she da best

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
drat good show this week, and I'm real happy that the peanut gallery is back.

Also Jericho is the best.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I really like that Lee's gimmick is just how Vince is in real life. If you're really inside it might seem petty but a casual will just see this big scary guy acting like a psycho prick.

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

Gonzo McFee posted:

I really like that Lee's gimmick is just how Vince is in real life. If you're really inside it might seem petty but a casual will just see this big scary guy acting like a psycho prick.

One week he's gonna say :goodshit:, pal

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
And oh yeah, Jericho vs. Vanguard One is the feud of the year already.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Cerebral Bore posted:

And oh yeah, Jericho vs. Vanguard One is the feud of the year already.

Never forget:

https://twitter.com/tde_wrestling/status/1245522924162953217

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
That segment was just ridiculous over the top fun and I laughed my rear end off

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Rarity posted:

That segment was just ridiculous over the top fun and I laughed my rear end off

oh no

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Rarity posted:

That segment was just ridiculous over the top fun and I laughed my rear end off

thats a shame as this threads all about asses and now yours is gone

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I have made a terrible mistake

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


That baseball slide suplex from Trent was such a brilliant surprise for me. Never seen it before.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Rarity posted:

I have made a terrible mistake

Watch the segment again and laugh your rear end back on.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave posted:

That baseball slide suplex from Trent was such a brilliant surprise for me. Never seen it before.

Watch New Japan

Kvantum
Feb 5, 2006
Skee-entist

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

2 things. 1: the undisclosed location is probably the jaguars practice facility, given the obvious football turf under the mats

2: hikaru, she da best

1. There's apparently AstroTurf surrounding the rings at both Cody and QT Marshall's schools so it's not that open and shut.

2. Yes. Yes, she is.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Rarity posted:

Watch New Japan

Kenny / Trent was basically a New Japan gaijin match. By which I mean absolutely fantastic.

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!
My wife had the best description for the Marko/Lance fight: "Every time I think of it, it hurts my heart."

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OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

Kvantum posted:

1. There's apparently AstroTurf surrounding the rings at both Cody and QT Marshall's schools so it's not that open and shut.

2. Yes. Yes, she is.

Yeah Meltzer said they shot at Marshall's school in Georgia which is why they had wrestlers in the crowd again

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