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What was that movie about?? I couldn't follow it. I remember Lando being there, and some sort of CGI Leia Golem, but everything else was a blur of nonsense.
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Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a planet called Canto Bight
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Apr 3, 2020 11:43
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egon_beeblebrox posted:What was that movie about?? I couldn't follow it. I remember Lando being there, and some sort of CGI Leia Golem, but everything else was a blur of nonsense. I don't think that was The Last Jedi but we need more data to confirm.
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reignofevil posted:I don't think that was The Last Jedi but we need more data to confirm. lol oops I even forgot the title of the one I just watched, because it was such nonsense
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Apr 3, 2020 13:24
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Brb spending hundreds of millions of dollars on a movie so lovely that people can't even figure out which one they actually saw.
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Apr 3, 2020 13:26
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egon_beeblebrox posted:What was that movie about?? I couldn't follow it. I remember Lando being there, and some sort of CGI Leia Golem, but everything else was a blur of nonsense.
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Apr 3, 2020 18:03
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Come and listen to my story about a man named Sheev, a horny little emperor who laid waste to many holes. And then one day after blasting off some jizz he accidentally produced a baby or two. Or on purpose. Pricked some holes in that condom. Evil.
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Apr 3, 2020 18:38
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All I remember is the five simultaneous 9/11s
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Apr 3, 2020 19:06
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I remember when Palpatine beamed his message out to the whole galaxy and it was a home-made porno of himself. Then Peregrin Brandybuck saw it and said "Somehow Palpatine came".
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Apr 3, 2020 19:08
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Mooey Cow posted:Come and listen to my story about a man named Sheev, cut up samuel jackson with only one cleave now let me take a minute just sit right there while I tell ya all why alderaan ain't there.
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Apr 3, 2020 19:58
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To be fair, Lucas "ruined" Star Wars with all his fuckery but TLJ didn't do the franchise any favors. I can't stand TLJ, I loathe it more than the prequel trilogy. Who knew lockdown could lead to catharsis?
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Apr 3, 2020 23:40
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egon_beeblebrox posted:What was that movie about?? I couldn't follow it. I remember Lando being there, and some sort of CGI Leia Golem, but everything else was a blur of nonsense. This is JJ Brams trash. Not the superior TLJ which is really good if not the best besides empire
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Apr 4, 2020 01:13
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The Last Jedi is a movie about fools hoping for something better that will never ever come because all life is meaningless and fascism will always reign supreme and unchallenged for all eternity. Also some adults awkwardly confused about whether or not they have feelings for eachother, but in an ambiguous way that can maximize the shipping probability space (plz buy some merch).
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Apr 4, 2020 21:07
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TLJ is pretty good, TROS was an abortion. I hope this helps.
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Apr 4, 2020 23:19
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:TLJ was an abortion, TROS wasn't great, but it was a popcorn flick. I hope this helps.
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Apr 5, 2020 00:43
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The gently caress is with all these delusional assholes insisting that there's a ninth Star Wars movie lately? 
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Apr 5, 2020 05:46
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Apr 5, 2020 06:02
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There are 16 movies.
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Apr 5, 2020 06:04
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SlothfulCobra posted:There are 16 movies. The Ewok ones don't count 
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Apr 5, 2020 06:14
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Right, sorry. There are 21 Star Wars movies.
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Apr 5, 2020 06:25
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SlothfulCobra posted:Right, sorry. lol
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Apr 5, 2020 06:56
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There have been as many star wars as there are stars in the sky.
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One day we will win the war against the stars, but until that day we shall fight on.
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Apr 5, 2020 10:52
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Also someone make a version of  but make it say SHEEV instead.
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Let me see if I have this right: Episode 1: Phantom Menace Episode 2: Attack of the Clones Episode 3: Clone Wars Episode 4: Revenge of the Sith Episode 5: A New Hope Episode 6: Empire Strikes Back Episode 7: Return of the Jedi Episode 8: Spaceballs Episode 9: The Black Hole Episode 10: The Man Who Saved the World Episode 11: The Last Starfighter Episode 12: Clone Wars Episode 13: Ice Pirates Episode 14: Space Battleship Yamato Episode 15: Rebels Episode 16: Force Awakens Episode 17: Rogue One Episode 18: Last Jedi Episode 19: I'm Solo, I'm Han Solo Episode 20: Mandalorian Episode 21: Ross from Friends
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In 1977, Sheev Palpatine is a high-school dropout living with his stepfather and emotionally abusive mother in Torrance, California. He works at the Reseda nightclub owned by Maurice Rodriguez, where he meets porn filmmaker Jack Horner, who auditions him by watching him have sex with Rollergirl, a porn starlet who always wears skates. After arguing with his mother about his girlfriend and sex life, Palpatine moves in with Horner at his San Fernando Valley home. Sheev gives himself the screen name "Darth Sidious" and becomes a star because of his good looks, youthful charisma, and unusually large penis. His success allows him to buy a new house, an extensive wardrobe, and a "competition orange" 1977 Chevrolet Corvette. With friend and fellow porn star Reed Rothchild, Sheev pitches a series of successful action-themed porn films. Sheev works and socializes with others from the porn industry, and they live carefree lifestyles in the late 1970s disco era. That changes at a New Year's Eve party at Horner's house marking the year 1980 when assistant director Little Bill Thompson discovers his porn-star wife having sex with Palpatine, shoots them both, and kills himself.
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Apr 5, 2020 19:30
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:TLJ is pretty good, TROS was an abortion. I hope this helps. TROS was the absolute stupidest space opera movie since Star Trek Nemesis
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:TROS was the absolute stupidest space opera movie since Star Trek Nemesis Can’t wait for the prestige TV limited series that’s all about trying to make up for what an awful end point that was for the modern franchise starring a couple of its aging returning actors and a crew of kinky new characters.
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Even though I've major problems with the prequel and sequel trilogies, I've loved Ian McDiarmid's fun, over-the-top portrayal of Palpatine/Sidious. If the Sheev badges, icons (?) are created; I'd like one.
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If Palpatine's in it, it's a good movie, even if it's a bad movie.
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It's such a shame to see Palpy's been reduced to shilling clickbait. You can see it all over his face how just not into it he is.
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:If Palpatine's in it, it's a good movie, even if it's a bad movie.
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:If Palpatine's in it, it's a good movie, even if it's a bad movie.
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