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I love palpy
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there's only one thing you need to know about Empy P's Lusty Train: people be getting off at every stop
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Apr 18, 2020 22:00
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Schwarzwald posted:there's only one thing you need to know about Empy P's Lusty Train: They should have revealed that Rey has like thousands of half-cousins and other bastard relations out there because they couldn’t stop Palpatine from banging everyone in the galaxy.
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Apr 18, 2020 22:49
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nine-gear crow posted:They should have revealed that Rey has like thousands of half-cousins and other bastard relations out there because they couldn’t stop Palpatine from banging everyone in the galaxy. "There are tens of thousands more force sensitive people in the galaxy! Could this be some sort of awakening of The Force?" "Nah, it's 'cause one dude with high-M decided to make up for centuries of Jedi celibacy all on his lonesome."
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Apr 18, 2020 23:05
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Schwarzwald posted:"There are tens of thousands more force sensitive people in the galaxy! Could this be some sort of awakening of The Force?" Oh I get it now. “Rise of Skywalker.” It’s about his penis!
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Apr 18, 2020 23:08
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Rise of Skywalker is JJ Abrams insisting you shouldn't feel guilty about the fact that you're only important because you're from a wealthy and powerful family and all of your accomplishments are hollow imitations of things you liked as a child
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Apr 19, 2020 03:10
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OctoberCountry posted:Rise of Skywalker is JJ Abrams insisting you shouldn't feel guilty about the fact that you're only important because you're from a wealthy and powerful family and all of your accomplishments are hollow imitations of things you liked as a child 
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Apr 19, 2020 05:40
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for being remarkably sexless and sterile star-wars surrounds the concept of this man loving both the cosmos metaphorically and a woman literally and both times the result murders him
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Apr 19, 2020 09:49
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"Imma stick my dick the Force and see what happens." - Emperor Sheev Palpatine, moments before (one of) his death(s)
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Apr 19, 2020 10:33
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Sheev "No frog-dogs but definitely raw dogs" Palpatine
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Apr 21, 2020 00:06
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wheres the rest of yr band, palpatine BAND?? HAHAHA I AM THE JIZZ
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"So wait, you're telling me that the one that looks like he took a meat cleaver to the forehead and survived was the BEST one you could do? ...How many of these guys did you MAKE? And that's your high water mark? Eh, gently caress it. Send him out to gently caress with the Solo boy, I don't give a poo poo anymore. I'm gonna go whip around on my hydraulic arm some more. See ya."
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