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What does WWE do?
This poll is closed.
Keep false advertising matches that aren't happening 6 46.15%
Book a last second correction and also say what matches ARE happening and which days 2 15.38%
Cancel Wrestlemania because running it is a stupid loving idea (comedy option) 5 38.46%
Total: 13 votes
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVKv2WiMQu4
  • John Cena will respond to Bray Wyatt challenging him to a Firefly Funhouse match at Wrestlemania.
  • The Usos and The New Day will be guest stars on Miz TV ahead of their Wrestlemania match WHICH IS NOT HAPPENING BECAUSE MIZ SHOWED UP SICK TO THE MANIA TAPINGS AND GOT SENT HOME AND THEY'RE STILL ADVERTISING IT.
  • That's it, that's the preview. This is also their last chance to stop promoting Roman/Goldberg WHICH DOESN'T HAPPEN AT MANIA and also to let people know what actual matches are going to be on which days of the two days of Wrestlemania.

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
please stop, Jerusalem. we are all worried about you

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Ohno?

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Smack down the toilet!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Miz is still here? Did he get sent home after this show?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rhonne posted:

Miz is still here? Did he get sent home after this show?

He got sent home at the Wrestlemania tapings itself, if I remember right.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

THEY'RE STILL ADVERTISING THE MATCH AS HAPPENING!

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




So if Miz had a fever a couple of days after this was taped, shouldn't all these guys be in quarantine?

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Jerusalem posted:

THEY'RE STILL ADVERTISING THE MATCH AS HAPPENING!

Does this surprise anyone? WWE is carny to the core.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Jerusalem posted:

THEY'RE STILL ADVERTISING THE MATCH AS HAPPENING!

Amazing

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sono posted:

So if Miz had a fever a couple of days after this was taped, shouldn't all these guys be in quarantine?

Yes. As well as every single other person he came in contact with. It's insane.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

If Reigns comes out and wrassles goldberg :lol:

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Sono posted:

So if Miz had a fever a couple of days after this was taped, shouldn't all these guys be in quarantine?

No, no. Its ok. WWE took people's temperatures and everything.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
What if they didn't send Miz home until after this ladder match?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Rhonne posted:

What if they didn't send Miz home until after this ladder match?

Absolutely no one would be surprised.

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

(lowers shades) heh, card subject to change, kiddo.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I don't know what Sasha is wearing but I like it.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Oh hey, they're gonna show a great match! This is what they should be doing instead of empty arena shows!

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

So Bayley and Sasha are the heels because they're good friends who support each other and don't have jealousy and their opponents attack them after handshakes and call them nasties?

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Codependent Poster posted:

Oh hey, they're gonna show a great match! This is what they should be doing instead of empty arena shows!

Oh hey, they're going to make me cry.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

STAC Goat posted:

So Bayley and Sasha are the heels because they're good friends who support each other and don't have jealousy and their opponents attack them after handshakes and call them nasties?

Bayley and Sasha are heels because disgustingly they are good friends who despicably support each other and cowardly don't have jealousy and their noble opponents heroically attack them after handshakes and cleverly call them nasties.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

THE TRUTH WILL BE HEARD... oh, so they're gonna stop false advertising?

Edit: God this HBK/Flair match was so loving good.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I miss when the trons had moving images instead of just their names.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

It's been over 10 years since I've seen this match.

NoMoneyDown
Jan 27, 2009

I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.
Woo, Charlotte's there, too, so it's a relevant match.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Not sure what this match has to do with anything currently going on, but it's cool so whatever.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Hopefully, they're showing this match to foreshadow Vince apologizing and crying at the end of this Wrestlemania.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Old Yeller, huh? :fuckoff:"

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Flair hit the top rope move!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Codependent Poster posted:

Flair hit the top rope move!

A historic match.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Rhonne posted:

Not sure what this match has to do with anything currently going on, but it's cool so whatever.

What WWE should have done since this whole thing started was just show some of their best matches of all time. Maybe let some talent do some promos from their homes about why they like whatever match they're gonna show.

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

Hello! I see you.


I'm seriously expecting them not to pull Roman from the match until Wrestlemania's already airing. Just straight-up December to Dismember 2006 that poo poo.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

god this is the last ppv I really enjoyed in a blast area.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Flair doing a stalling vertical suplex :vince:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
I'm glad that Flair retired after this match and totally didn't poo poo all over his legacy by going to some other lovely company.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Is this on Network Fox tonight, or is it on some Fox Sports outlier???

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Reminder: we were bitching about the quality of WWE at this point and can you just imagine telling us in 2008 that this was going to be worse somehow.

like, so much worse.

it's 12 years later and even with flair being a clusterfuck I am so invested in this.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Roman still in the Wrestlemania ads :cripes:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Have they finished lying about Roman yet?

lmao Flair vs. HBK. Okay.

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

Roman still in the Wrestlemania ads :cripes:

There's going to be an Asylum quality CGI skit of Roman walking the plank and being eaten by a Sharknado to explain why he's not in the match anymore.

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