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So, uh, the world's kinda gone to poo poo right now. We're all locked in our homes, going nuts from cabin fever, and there's very little good news at the moment. Things will almost certainly get worse before they get better. Which is why I need PSP more than ever these days. In normal times we'd mock the idea of people embracing a dead gay comedy forum as a much-needed therapeutic release -- certainly not in the wrestling subforum, which built up a notorious reputation over the years. But for obvious reasons, these are not normal times, and over the past month I've seen an incredible amount of love and support for each other as we all try to deal with the COVID-19 crisis in our own unique ways. Whether that's reliving old memories, discovering great matches you haven't seen before, or just shitposting about WWE's usual nonsense, it's all brought a smile to my face and countless others. So in that spirit, I want to celebrate the community with a positive thread challenge -- Name 3 PSP posters and say something nice about them. There are no hard-and-fast rules here, so if you wanna get ironic and sing the praises of Eat My Fuc, go right ahead. But for the most part, I hope to create a stronger community bond and build genuine friendships. Even on this dead gay comedy forum. I'll start off with my 3 picks. Rarity: Just a pure joy. Whether it's thirsting over SANADA or burying 80s WWF, Rarity has an irresistible energy in every post she makes, and makes you excited to talk about things no matter how good or bad they are. STAC Goat: Maybe they haven't reached the point of total nihilism that I have yet, but I always love Goat's rants on trying to make sense of WWE booking, and they stay fair with plenty of well-argued criticisms of AEW. The thinking man's favorite poster. The Artist Formerly Known as LividLiquid -- I'm sorry I still can't remember your new username.  For newbies, she's the one with the couch av. Either way, I respect the gently caress out of her for taking strong stances and never backing down, even against forum popular opinion. She's been through a lot of poo poo and proudly wears it on her sleeve. We both live in Washington so if the opportunity ever comes, I'd love to buy her a drink and listen to her rant about lovely TNA booking.So that's my 3 posters, even though there are like 30 I want to gush about that's the game, fuckos. So choose wisely.
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I choo choo choose chris james 2, who is much better at being the backstage inside knowledge-haver than the person who is not allowed to post here anymore. When he knows something he tells you, and he doesn't get smug about it, and he doesn't get stupid about it, and he's not a fuckin jerk. cj2 #1 Next up I vote blaise330, who posts good and posts often, and has good jokes Third I vote shiksa, who knows a bunch about wrestlers I've never seen before like Asuka, and has told me things about them That's it, no irony or bullshit, I wish your thread well pal
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Apr 4, 2020 09:18
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LividLiquid is female? I had no idea. Okay, my three: Jerusalem because he puts up with so much poo poo from us, and has the incredibly unenviable job of writing up all of WWE's terrible weekly shows. Eat My Fuc for taking over rovert's mantle of PSP Resident Dickhead and WWE Bootlicker Extraordinaire. At least his posts are somewhat entertaining. Chris James 2 is a really cool and knowledgeable poster, and I enjoy reading his posts a lot.
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Apr 4, 2020 09:32
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m is cool. haunted bong? pretty cool. Nien Nunb does a good hug. cool as well
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Apr 4, 2020 09:39
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You probably all have a reasonable standard of personal hygiene.
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Apr 4, 2020 09:49
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handsome only face for being a major factor in increasing njpw's popularity here massrafter for being the best poster not hulkamatt because he gassed the "I LIED" thread instead of goldmining it yea ok for being rly funny even though nobody ever seems to notice
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Apr 4, 2020 09:58
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GEORGE W BUSHI is a cool dude who has somehow acquired the mystical power of exquisite taste in pro wrestling as well as infinite knowledge of it, especially when it comes to joshi. Highly recommended as a drinking buddy at 3 AM in New Year’s Day in Tokyo or if you just need to know where to start watching just about any Japanese promotion Raeg doesn’t post often but is in real life a mega friendly and smart fellow who you can just have a good time with while walking around and getting slightly lost. I have had nothing but precious coffee moments with him Thauros is like legit one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. Just a total sweetheart! Also diligently keeps the NJPW thread up to date. Excellent person everyone should have the chance to hang out with!!!
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Apr 4, 2020 10:28
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 I like pretty much everybody. Except writer cath because she has a cute dog she doesn't post enough.
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Apr 4, 2020 12:59
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Foochs is good people and has dealt with far more than he or anyone should ever have to. ABigFatBunny is ultra chill and enjoys hilarious rasslin gifs and animal crossing Toffile/explodedmummy is hilarious and drew a lovely picture on my bulletin board CBJSprague is a lovely fellow Ohioan and aviation nerd who often reminds me about MRT's shows
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Apr 4, 2020 13:12
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Shoutout to Edge & Christian for making informative posts with lots of interesting stats about wrestling matches. They seem very knowledgeable about wrestling and I feel they don't get the recognition they deserve. Gavok for all his great wrestling histories, lists and PPV writeups. He does a great job wading through the muck to find the nuggets worth watching. David Bix for his prolific wrassling journalism output. I almost never watch WWE but I like reading about everything they do wrong and he does a great job covering it.
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Apr 4, 2020 14:15
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Jerusalem watches WWE so we don't have to and I respect that. Rarity is the only scoopster this subforum has ever needed. Cavauro is the only good poster
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Apr 4, 2020 14:35
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Jerusalem banished rovert and for that we are eternally grateful
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Apr 4, 2020 14:47
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Junpei Hyde posted:Cavauro is the only good poster Jerusalem is awesome. Coconono makes me laugh, also good. Fad fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Apr 4, 2020 |
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Apr 4, 2020 14:47
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Jerusalem and Junpei Hyde and Liquid Communism are great mods Massrafter and Super No Vacancy are the best Gumball Gumption and OJ MIST 2 THE DICK are great SalTheBard, Mr. Nice, dangersim and coconono are fun Benne's always a delight whether it's here or the football sub The Cameo, OctoberCountry, flashy_mcflash and That DICK! have been delights here and in CSPAM Bix is very knowledgeable and I'm glad he has an account here I love mekchu's UFC thread OPs Memento and mewse have always been my fav MMA posters from day 1 of being here; even when I fell out of paying attention to the daily runnings of things in the sport, coming back every now and then and seeing they're still around being great rules edit: also I love the people who mentioned me here 
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Apr 4, 2020 14:53
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I've met up with a handful of posters before and after shows and every one of them have been real good people. Shoutouts to LobsterMobster, Mr. Nice, Dangersim, Oatgan, and Super No Vacancy for sharing good times with a stranger from the Internet
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Apr 4, 2020 15:16
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Oh I met Von Linus at an OTT show, he’s great! I hope he’s keeping safe
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Apr 4, 2020 15:20
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I love to have fun on here.
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Apr 4, 2020 15:21
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I Before E, Strenuous Manflurry, oatgan, sticky nate, Bluedeanie, Bardley Maddox, epitasis, the shaman of cum, MRT, <3<3 Cavauro <3<3, iron mike spears, you're all some of the best friends I've made in my life and I love you all so much. You've improved my life so much for the better. I don't think that The Water Melon Gun likes me very much but I think they're incredibly funny and I like when they roast me.
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Apr 4, 2020 18:18
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:
 Jerusalem: You put up with so much of our crap. And your GIF making skills haven't been forgotten Rarity: Thanks for bringing the horny. Shout out to all of you for being able to talk wrasslin' without personal attacks.
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Apr 4, 2020 19:23
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I like pretty much everybody. Thanks to everyone who continues to be supportive to me on a personal basis as well. It warms my heart.
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Apr 4, 2020 19:32
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Cavauro makes the most splendid posts, and the amount of care he puts into every post shines through. I'm pushing this guy as a main eventer every time. Rick is a great fella to have in your midcard. he shows up, he puts in the work, puts in that grind, and you can throw him in there in any thread, any situation, and he will bring you some quality posts. I read the UFC threads more than the wrestling threads these days so my third nice thing is about mewse, who is great at posting the thoughts that I often have but never express via post
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Apr 4, 2020 19:44
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Aye Doc posted:Cavauro makes the most splendid posts, and the amount of care he puts into every post shines through. I'm pushing this guy as a main eventer every time. You called Rick a good hand, which means he's gonna wrap a chair around your head El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Apr 4, 2020 |
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Apr 4, 2020 22:50
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I love it when people post pictures of their dogs  Also their cats and birds and hamsters and whatever other pets they have.  Love you all 
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LobsterMobster is my favorite person here and would do anything for anybody, anytime, if it was in her power to do so coconono is fearlessly always horny on main on Twitter and can hang in any IWA-MS parking lot pregame/postgame oatgan is cool and showed me the greatest match I've ever seen, some insane Dragon Gate 6-way in a cage where the faction members outside are whipping Gatorade bottles at people and whacking them in the rear end with planks of wood Super No Vacancy is the goon I've always wanted to hang out with at a wrestling show
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Apr 5, 2020 05:28
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I can't count how many times I have laughed until my head hurt at some stack of jokes in the UFC thread. I don't know what it is about MMA that makes it such a fertile ground for comedy but it's likely how insanely stupid most of the fighters are
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Apr 5, 2020 05:35
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Mob posted:
I've done this, he made fun of me for nominating the bad opening match for HM. It was great.
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Apr 5, 2020 05:36
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so far chris james 2 and jerusalem are winning. The ultimate winner gets to become a moderator of the subforum.
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Apr 5, 2020 05:59
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Cavauro posted:so far chris james 2 and jerusalem are winning. The ultimate winner gets to become a moderator of the subforum. a fate worse than death
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I'm just glad my ultimate dream of a 'popularity promotion' came to fruition, even if it had to be altered a great deal. the popularity promotion is where posters Get voted on during 'matches' against eachother, and there are cards and championships posted. it's not quite an e-fed because it's based On your regular posting popularity with other posters and you don't do promos or anything like that. you just exist. I wasn't sure If this thread would be allowed, but it was and it's been a big help to the forum. my only regret is that there aren't any matches, championships, or voting periods happening.
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Am I allowed to cheat and name 3 more posters I like? Of course, I made this thread  Chris James 2: As others have noted, a great source for news and frank commentary, and when they peel back the cynical front, shows an aching humanity and compassion that's not obvious at first glance. Very much a beloved part of this forum, even if they don't think it. MJeff: Always a blast to banter with, whether you agree with him or not. Even his bad KENTA takes aren't enough to make me dislike him. forkboy84: An insanely deep well of puro knowledge, forkboy is an essential part of any non-US wrestling discussion.
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Apr 5, 2020 06:23
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I like everybody here at the end of the day. Jerusalem is a good mod, Cavauro is funny and likes soulsgames, Dell_Zincht you're cool thanks for the shout out.
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Apr 5, 2020 07:50
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We are wrestling posting pals, through the bad times and the non bad times
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Apr 5, 2020 08:02
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OFFICER LIGER posted:not hulkamatt because he gassed the "I LIED" thread instead of goldmining it definitely one of my bigger crimes.
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Apr 5, 2020 09:47
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coco's level of horny regularly brightens my day
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SamuraiFoochs posted:I like pretty much everybody. Thanks to everyone who continues to be supportive to me on a personal basis as well. It warms my heart. I PMed this dude on AIM after I tore open my eyeball like a million years ago and I was absolutely certain I was dying because apparently I can't take vicodin (who knew? I didn't!) without going to an ethereal plane of existence. He was very kind.
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Mr. Nice! is my number one road dawg for trips to live UFC events Veskit is also incredibly cool and a good person to drive way too many hours to go see fist fights Mob is hilarious and rad, hope we get to watch lucha together sometime before society crumbles, dude! Mekchu rules for a number of reasons, such as bringing back GoonWeight GrandPrix and, when UFC died, organizing the simulation of such fights Folks like mewse, kensei, Brut, Eat this Glob, Memento, and BlueDeanie are all a great combination of hilarious and well-informed without being dinks about it. Lastly, I want to honor two fallen comrades: Dunc, the funniest and pro-est poster of all time, and FatherDog, who is the best. Sorry that these forums destroyed y'all 
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Apr 5, 2020 21:59
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I've realized over the last year or so I've kind have become distant or bitter about PSP; I think it is because WWE was my escape valve from politics and thinking of stuff while I'm organizing in the DSA that people just bringing up the horrible poo poo WWE does and saying how I couldn't pull the "no ethical consumption under capitalism" card burned me out bad on everything related to wrestling that I can barely watch it nowadays. I still have nice things to say about folks. Thauros- Someone who I've gone to shows with and know is a great friend and comrade; bummed out that the DSA meetings are always at the wrong time and in the worst place for you, but hey we are forced to do them on zoom now! Foochs- somehow more optimistic than me and way better at handling things like criticism or contrarian takes KFG- always a cool dude to chat with Jerusalem- Not to give you an overblown ego, but legit one of the best and most patient mods I've seen on this hellsite, I can never think of a bad thing to say about you especially since we are both Mr. Bungle fans.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:I PMed this dude on AIM after I tore open my eyeball like a million years ago and I was absolutely certain I was dying because apparently I can't take vicodin (who knew? I didn't!) without going to an ethereal plane of existence. He was very kind. I not only remember that, I saved the chat log because of how loving bizarre it was and I'm pretty sure I still have it.
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Everyone here is pretty great and sufficiently funny or insightful that I barely post because someone else has said it better than I could. This is the only place I still enjoy talking about wrestling and MMA on the internet.
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